FUNNY CHATLOGS

[terriblecanyons]

[14:28:02] <terriblecanyons> Fuck.
[14:28:04] <konstantine> one sex
[14:28:06] <konstantine> sec

 

[WarK]

<ajh> well i just pulled a younghistorian and posted 4 comments on one video :P

not quite the level of theyounghistorian77 but still

 

[Gnug215]

So I was just talking about the movie Contact, and figured I'd re-post a chatlog here that I posted in a separate thread a while ago.

So, me and some friends are in a chatroom talking about movies. I personally found it quite amusing, not sure you will, but ah well.
Here is the convo edited out some bits for brevity and relevance:


(It was a dark and stormy evening on The League of Reason.)

<@Should4> I watched Contact for the first time the other day
<@Gnug215> Oooh
<@Gnug215> You like?
<@Should4> Yeah, fantastic
<@Gnug215> (and had you read the book?)
<@Gnug215> I love it, too..
<@Gnug215> I actually read the book after seeing the movie.. and loved the book as well.
<@Gnug215> Even though it was a bit different.
<@Should4> I havn't read the book, so I had no idea what was going to happen
<@Gnug215> But yeah, Contact is actually one of my fav movies.. top 10 for sure.
<@Gnug215> ah
<@Gnug215> Some people complained about the "Windsurfing with daddy" bit.
<@Gnug215> They thought that it was lame..
<@Gnug215> But I thought it was brilliant.
<@Should4> Yeah was a bit strange
<@Should4> Nice though
<@Gnug215> I loved the machine, also.
<@Gnug215> Totally cool.
<@Gnug215> And the signal..
<@Gnug215> The sound of it...
<@Gnug215> So many cool details in the movie.
<@Gnug215> So well made.
<@Should4> Yeah it was definitely a good ride
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> You.... liked... Contact?
<@Gnug215> No, Astro.
<@Should4> I did
<@Gnug215> I LOVED Contact.
<@Gnug215> Still do.
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> You deserve to die
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I'm sure the book is great... but... the movie, I'd sooner eat my own arse than watch that again
<@Gnug215> Astro, why?
<@Should4> I;m sure that could be arranged
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I just found it extremely annoying, nothing really got answered and it was more like some sort of psychadelic drug trip
<@Gnug215> ...
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> Besides, I have a unrelenting hatred for Jodie Foster...
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I'm not even sure why
<@Should4> Yeah, they never actually said whether aliens were real or not
<@Gnug215> Perhaps that explains it.
<@Gnug215> Because the answers and drug trip thing.. I don't get.
<@Gnug215> The aliens were real, clearly.
<@Should4> I mean in reality
<@Gnug215> We were just supposed to be in doubt.
<@Gnug215> Yes, in reality.
<@Gnug215> It was quite real.
<@Should4> Ok
<@Gnug215> The book makes it even more clear, though.
<@Should4> Anyway Jodie Foster is a good actor
<@Gnug215> The point about the doubting thing was to equate it with a religious experience.
<@Gnug215> That became the main point in the movie... not so much in the book.
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I can't say I've ever had a religious experience
<@Should4> Oh yeah, I thought there was too much emphasis on religion in the movie
<@Gnug215> Well, the point wasn't so much the "religious experience", but an experience that she couldn't prove.
<@Should4> It annoyed me a little
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I say drug trip in that she ends up on a planet with her dead dad
<@Gnug215> Wasn't a planet.. wasn't her dead dad... but she WAS sort of drugged.
<@Gnug215> They tampered with her mind.
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I know
<@Gnug215> But the report showed that the recorder had recorder 18 hours of static.
<@Should4> dun dun dun!
<@Gnug215> Clearly indicating that there was no doubt as to her having been gone for a long time.
<@Gnug215> In the book, they actually send 5 people, not just one.
<@Gnug215> But the same thing happens.. and everyone doubts them.
<@Should4> Oh, now I have to read the book
<@Gnug215> Yes, and the ending in the book is pretty wild.
<@Should4> Too lazy to read?
<@Gnug215> Astro, it's Sagan! You can read that!
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> I'm dyslexic
<@Should4> oh
<@Gnug215> ah
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> reading a book takes a long time and a lot of effort for me
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> at least this way I can listen to it on my way to work
<@Should4> Go audiobooks then
<@Gnug215> I'm sure there's an audiobook version of that one.
<@Gnug215> There should be!
<@Gnug215> You'll love the ending..
<@Gnug215> And the aliens explain more.
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> Yeah, I know Carl Sagan did some of his other books
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> would be cool if he did that one too
<@Should4> Helpign dslexyic people raed since 8918
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> lol
<@Gnug215> heh
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<@AstronomicalHybridCutlery> THE AUDIO BOOK IS NARRATED BY JODIE FOSTER
<@Gnug215> ROFL!!!!
<@Should4> LMAO

And here's an extra little bonus:

<Singer> i went out with a psychologist for 3.5yrs
<@Gnug215> Singer, I have to ask...
<@Gnug215> How did that make you feel?
<WarKult> lol
<Singer> Gnug215 please attach clamps to your scrotum

 

[aeritano]

chat about the New York Mosque in #LoR 10/24/10

11:12:57 <aeritano> let the mosque go there
11:12:59 <Cnidarious> its insanely cruel
11:13:03 <aeritano> there will be a gay club next to it
11:13:16 <aeritano> which is hilarious in its own right
11:13:35 <X-Factor> Hmm....there's a joke there somewhere....gay club next to mosque....
11:13:42 <Ra> well, it's not really a mosque
11:13:48 <aeritano> its a community center
11:13:51 <X-Factor> Regardless
11:13:52 <Ra> so I don't think it would be a big deal
11:13:54 <Cnidarious> aeritano: and the gay club shall be forever known as the Leather turbin
11:13:55 <Hedley> Cnidarious: I remember that here there was a course on "animals" and "religion traditions" in Sà¶dertà¶rns
11:13:56 <aeritano> but still used as a place of worship
11:14:05 <aeritano> ROFL @ Cnidarious

and a little bit later

11:21:30 <aeritano> leather Turbin
11:21:33 <aeritano> sounds kinky
11:21:51 <Cnidarious> aeritano: i can think of a few others.
11:21:57 <Cnidarious> the salty camel
11:22:03 <Ra> I'm a Classist - I eat fish and chicken without trouble, but NOT TEH MAMMALS
11:22:04 <Ra>
11:22:06 <aeritano> omg thats awesome
11:22:55 <Ra> The Butch Burqa?
11:23:03 Ra hides from Geert Wilders
11:23:08 CostcoPizza presents self to Ra
11:23:11 <Cnidarious> or LOL
11:23:20 <aeritano> hahaha
11:23:22 <Cnidarious> yeah that one is great
11:23:43 <Cnidarious> i`m suprised no one has suggest Al`JIZ era yet
11:24:52 <Cnidarious> the camels hump
11:25:16 <Gnug215> Al Gayda?
11:25:29 <Cnidarious> OMG ITS PURFECT

 

[Womble]

<AngryWomble> i know i was feeding some to rabbitpirate
<@WarK> feed the rabbit
<AngryWomble> but i wasn't feeding him poo
<@WarK> that was eww
<AngryWomble> hehe

 

[FatStupidAmerican]

<@LoneLocust> http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9990/unlockn.png
<Clotifoth> lmao
<Clotifoth> dethklok episode
<@LoneLocust> Man I haven't seen Dethklok in forevar.
<fatstupidamerican> What is this list of unlocks for?
<@LoneLocust> ...
<lcfr> fatstupidamerican: fappig
<lcfr> fapping
<lcfr>
<lcfr> hehe
<lcfr>
<Clotifoth> LoneLocust: Right after saying "newfaggot" is against the rules :| I am disappoint
<fatstupidamerican> Wow
<@LoneLocust> homophobic language is against the rules. Discussion of sexuality-related topics including in a joking manner is not prohibited.
<Clotifoth> actually
<fatstupidamerican> I dont think I have unlocked any of these
<lcfr> henceforth, Clotifoth shall be known as disappoint
<lcfr>
<Clotifoth> I retract that statement
<@LoneLocust> Making other people uncomfortable by directing sexually suggestive material at them when it is unwelcome results in a kick in the balls.
<lcfr> hehe
<Clotifoth> "Holding The Line"
<Clotifoth> lol.
<lcfr> is it possible to hold a line?
<lcfr>
<Clotifoth> lmao "Tastes like Chicken"
<lcfr> i can comprehend that one.
<lcfr> weee
<fatstupidamerican> Iron Will I have that one
<Clotifoth> lol No Hands
<Clotifoth> I have a surprising number of these
<@LoneLocust> Gawd not me.
<fatstupidamerican> So far I have 2
<lcfr> Clotifoth: you must like it a lot, because i'd be surprised if you mentioned the number.
<lcfr>
<@LoneLocust> I have... a number.
<Clotifoth> I've seen at least 12 I have, lcfr
<fatstupidamerican> 3
<Clotifoth> lcfr: Lmao @ Quickshot
<fatstupidamerican> The Fapman LOL
<Clotifoth> that's a funny one
<Clotifoth> *Cough*
<Clotifoth> aherm
<Clotifoth> yeah. Funny one thar.
<lcfr> fapper
<Clotifoth> I actually have "The Mozart"
<fatstupidamerican> I am up to 4
<fatstupidamerican> 5
<Clotifoth> "This is so Wrong" yep, another one
<Clotifoth> "Music to my Ears"
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<Clotifoth> I might have "Mount Vesuvius" but I might be and probably am overestimating
<@LoneLocust> 26
<@LoneLocust> <.< >.>
<Clotifoth> 31
<fatstupidamerican> 8
<Clotifoth> v.v
<@LoneLocust> I just started the worst game ever.
<Clotifoth> Crap, there's another row with two more achievements
<fatstupidamerican> LL I think we should play this at the next LoR meet up
<Clotifoth> and I have one of them x_x
<@LoneLocust> :-|
<fatstupidamerican> I am going to have to save this
<@LoneLocust> It's amusing.
<@LoneLocust> SO GUYS WHAT ABOUT SKEPTICISM.
<@LoneLocust> MAGICAL THINKING IS DUM AMIRITE?
<fatstupidamerican> Hell I am posting this shit on and the conversation on the lor forums
<@LoneLocust> *slow-motion nooooOOOOooooooo*

 

[Gnug215]

Deeply, deeply disturbing convo there, FSA...

Also, it occurred to me that I may have an unhealthy relationship to computer games, as upon reading that list, I immediately felt a, shall we say, competitive twinge inside.

*shudder*

 

[FatStupidAmerican]

Deeply, deeply disturbing convo there, FSA...

Also, it occurred to me that I may have an unhealthy relationship to computer games, as upon reading that list, I immediately felt a, shall we say, competitive twinge inside.

*shudder*

You are not cool until you unlock all the achievements right. Twice.

 

[Moky]

[15:11] <CE> lol......... I thought of the greatest halloween costume combo
[15:11] <ColdContext> vicars and tarts?
[15:12] <CE> I was going to go as God andhave a female go as the virgin mary.......... fun times
[15:13] <ColdContext> might be....but how would ppl know who you are?
[15:13] <ColdContext> tough to portray
[15:14] <CE> Dress in white, place a plastic globe from my ass and label it day #1

 

[Moky]

Shaedys Marky[Laptop]: It took god the entire next week to create bacon.
10:58:05 Shaedys Adam was like 'where is it'
10:58:26 ScrambledEggs But god wanted bacon more than he wished to share with man
10:58:33 ScrambledEggs so he forbade them from pork
10:58:49 ScrambledEggs until his son, a much less selfish bastard, finally shared

 

[Gnug215]

Well, when the topic is micah and his most recent "creation", it's usually a guarantee for fun.

[22:10:04] <@Squawk> my favourite bit was his definition of tail
[22:17:06] <@WarK>
[22:17:32] <@WarK> is a snake just a tail?
[22:17:33] <@WarK>
[22:17:52] <@WarK> rattle snake can wage it's tail
[22:18:27] <@WarK> or whatever word is that
[22:27:09] <@Gnug215> Lol
[22:27:13] <@Gnug215> <@WarK> is a snake just a tail?
[22:27:15] <@Gnug215> Love it.
[22:27:26] <@WarK>
[22:30:32] <@Squawk> lol
[22:31:14] <@Gnug215> The really sad part is..
[22:31:27] <@Gnug215> That because of creationists, that is a fucking valid and excellent question.
[22:32:41] <@Squawk> how is it that the more you see about creationism the more bullshit you find, and yet there are so many who believe it?
[22:32:44] <@Squawk> I just don't get it
[22:33:05] <@WarK> see? you just don't get it, do you?
[22:33:10] <@WarK> he was right
[22:33:19] <@WarK> and quote mining ftw

 

[FatStupidAmerican]

AJH ties to go to sleep.

CE and I try to keep him awake.



<AKAajh> gahhh...i gotta go so i can focus
<AKAajh> take care guys
<fatstupidamerican_> AKAajh
<fatstupidamerican_> wait!
<fatstupidamerican_> Hold on
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_!
<AKAajh> im holding!
<fatstupidamerican_> Ok
<fatstupidamerican_> dude check this out
<AKAajh> ?
<fatstupidamerican_> hold on
<fatstupidamerican_> one sec
<CE> akaajh?
<AKAajh> CE?
<CE> I'm trying to remember a name of a metal band and I can;t quite remember the name
<AKAajh> CE: name a song
<CE> the lead singer sounds like AC/DC but a bit rougher voice
<AKAajh> CE: well that...doesn't narrow it down at all
<fatstupidamerican_> what kind of metal?
<fatstupidamerican_> Thrash, Black....
<CE> thrash
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: still holding....
<fatstupidamerican_> I am trying to find it
<CE> thrash metal, I think I remember them from the late 90's perhaps
<DepricatedZero> ajh I dunno if I've asked you this but have you read the wheel of time
<AKAajh> DepricatedZero: noooope
<DepricatedZero> ah every time I see your name I think of it
<DepricatedZero> what's ajh for anyway
<fatstupidamerican_> AJH do you ever go over to Princeton?
<CE> AKAajh: what were some of the influences for the guys who wore the masks?
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: noooooope
<AKAajh> CE: ...do you mean Slipknot?
<fatstupidamerican_> There is a geography job in Princeton
<DepricatedZero> CE: Slipknot?
<fatstupidamerican_> Developing tests in human geography
<AKAajh> DepricatedZero: my initials
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<CE> yeah slipknot influences.... who were some of the influences for slipknot?
<DepricatedZero> I dunno musically but lyrically I know they pulled a lot of influence from the old world of darkness, at least for their first album
<CE> AKAajh: ?
<fatstupidamerican_> Oh wait, i need a masters degre... shucks
<AKAajh> CE: what DepricatedZero said
<CE> if you say the name of band, I know it will ring a bell
<DepricatedZero> and musically I'd guess probably Black Sabbath at the very least, some Kiss, and definitely some Led Zeppelin
<CE> AKAajh: .... it's like right on the tip of my tongue
<fatstupidamerican_> ahj is your initials? What's your first name?
<AKAajh> CE: i dnno ask WarK when you next see him he's the 90's metal expert
<Maginomicon> http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/a/animaniacs8676/yakkosuniverse295689.html
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: Adam James *******
<DepricatedZero> Hanson
<fatstupidamerican_> sooo ajh since you live in Jersey.....
<fatstupidamerican_> Whats your Guido name?
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: fu
<fatstupidamerican_> lol
<CE> AKAajh: are you close to the coast?
<fatstupidamerican_> CE
<fatstupidamerican_> its not the coast
<fatstupidamerican_> Its "The shore"
<AKAajh> CE: i dunno,don't go there much.close to new york though
<fatstupidamerican_> so you dont have a guido name?
<CE> fatstupidamerican_: lol
<CE> AKAajh: I think it starts with a m, but I'm not certain
<CE> AKAajh: the name of the band
<AKAajh> CE: metallica?
<fatstupidamerican_> Since when did james hetfield sound like an AC/DC singer?
<CE> AKAajh: no, I would remember metallica
<AKAajh> i know it's not Marduk....
<fatstupidamerican_> Not Morbid Angle?
<CE> nope, keep on guessing
<fatstupidamerican_> They are more black metal
<fatstupidamerican_> you know what thrash metal band I miss.
<fatstupidamerican_> PANTERA Dimebag RIP
<CE> AKAajh: You still here?
<CE> I'm pretty damn sure it starts with a m
<fatstupidamerican_> Meshuggah?
<AKAajh> CE: CE CE CE CE CE CE ask WarK im sure he'll be more likely to know
<CE> AKAajh: I thought you were the LoR nighttime metal god?
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<AKAajh> CE: pff,if im a god im most like Loki
<fatstupidamerican_> One of my cat is named Loki
<AKAajh> *coughnorsegodofmischiefcough*
<fatstupidamerican_> *cough* cute kitten *cough*
<CE> AKAajh: on second thought it might not be related to slipknot, but I'm almost certain it starts with a m
<CE> name a few more m bands
<fatstupidamerican_> http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/11/rightbloggers_o_12.php
<AKAajh> CE: busy,maybe tomorrow when my mind is clear....
<fatstupidamerican_> You guys need to get on twitter
<fatstupidamerican_> Thats how i stay entertained at work
<fatstupidamerican_> Does anyone remember this song from the 90s?
<fatstupidamerican_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
<CE> AKAajh: ever been to Long Branch?
<AKAajh> *gurgle*
<fatstupidamerican_> gurgle?
<fatstupidamerican_> is long branch where you NJ guidos hang out?
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: how do you say "did not want"?
<CE> AKAajh: Long Branch?
<AKAajh> CE: no
<fatstupidamerican_> AJH
<fatstupidamerican_> like in the past
<fatstupidamerican_> YOu didnt want something
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: just give me the words ill put it in past tense myself
<fatstupidamerican_> you dont want something
<fatstupidamerican_> depends
<AKAajh> "the students did not want"
<fatstupidamerican_> it depends on the time context
<fatstupidamerican_> Past specific
<fatstupidamerican_> or past habitual
<CE> AKAajh: what did the student not want?
<fatstupidamerican_> Is it like
<AKAajh> CE: to do homework
<fatstupidamerican_> they students didnt want to do homework yesterday (specific)
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: uhh....preterit
<fatstupidamerican_> or the students didnt want to do homework all semester
<CE> AKAajh: why would the students protest homework?
<fatstupidamerican_> No quisieron
<fatstupidamerican_> It might be like
<fatstupidamerican_> No quisieron hacer la tareja
<CE> AKAajh: what kind of homework did the students not want to do?
<CE> AKAajh: do you have a pet dog?
<AKAajh> niiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt
<CE> AKAajh: wait ajh, wait
<AKAajh> CE:
<fatstupidamerican_> sjh are you working in the imperfect as well?
<CE> do you have a pet dog?
<AKAajh> CE: no
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_: no.....
<fatstupidamerican_> you'll probably do that nex
<fatstupidamerican_> t
<AKAajh> ugh
<AKAajh> good night
<fatstupidamerican_> ajh
<AKAajh> fatstupidamerican_:
<fatstupidamerican_> nevermind
<fatstupidamerican_> to much booze
<fatstupidamerican_> forgetting shit as I am about to say it

 

[Cephei]

01:23:09 iLuvMyCapufin there's this virus going around holland
01:23:14 iLuvMyCapufin I had it too like a week
01:23:16 Gnug215 AIDS?
01:23:19 Gnug215 Oh..
01:23:20 Squawk ...
01:23:22 *** Gnug215 was kicked by Squawk (Gnug215)
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01:23:23 iLuvMyCapufin still coughing
01:23:25 Cephei Rofl
01:23:25 Gnug215 lol
01:23:26 iLuvMyCapufin haha

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

01:23:09 iLuvMyCapufin there's this virus going around holland
01:23:14 iLuvMyCapufin I had it too like a week
01:23:16 Gnug215 AIDS?
01:23:19 Gnug215 Oh..
01:23:20 Squawk ...
01:23:22 *** Gnug215 was kicked by Squawk (Gnug215)
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01:23:22 +++ ChanServ has given op to Gnug215
01:23:23 iLuvMyCapufin still coughing
01:23:25 Cephei Rofl
01:23:25 Gnug215 lol
01:23:26 iLuvMyCapufin haha

lol

 

[WarK]

<duclicsic> in england cunt is pretty much how you greet your parents

 

[ajh]

10:53:35 *** WarK quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
10:53:48 ajh man dowwn!
10:54:02 ajh gets the adrenaline to inject into WarKs heart

(a few minutes later)

11:02:14 *** WarK joined #lor
11:02:14 +++ ChanServ has given op to WarK
11:02:35 ajh WarK!the adrenaline worked!
11:02:40 ajh pulp fiction was right!
11:02:43 ajh
11:02:52 WarK
11:02:59 WarK wait waht?
11:03:07 ajh ...nothing...

well,i thought it was funny...maybe i'm just going completely MAD!

 

[Memeticemetic]

well,i thought it was funny...maybe i'm just going completely MAD!

The two are not mutually exclusive.

 

[nemesiss]

21:18:17 duclicsic i should probably be doing something social about now
21:18:25 Nowien My timing is perfect how, WarK? o.à³
21:19:13 nemesiss isnt chatting social?
21:19:28 duclicsic on the internet? to some degree
21:19:35 WarK Nowien:
21:19:43 duclicsic not quite like going out and meeing up with people though is it
21:19:57 WarK nah
21:19:58 nemesiss then... if you chat religiously, does that make it socialism?
21:20:04 WarK I don't go out and meet people
21:20:30 Nowien o.o
21:20:53 Nowien Yes, Comrade Nemesiss. We are all socialists!
21:21:20 *** Nowien is now known as Comrade_Nowski

 

[ajh]

16:42:47 Reezn Sextillion300: ajh was last seen saying "!quote me" on #lor (35m 17s ago)

it finally happened!i'm so happy!!

 

[Dora]

she made me do it, I swear to the flying spagetti monster

[11:05] * Dora sings 'I got the power'
[11:06] <Dora> pitty I can't find the clip I wanted on youtube
[11:06] <WarK>
[11:06] <Andie> you can practice kicking on me
[11:06] <WarK> oi!
[11:06] * WarK was kicked by Andie (Wark)
[11:06] <DrHat> Wait...did I wake up in an alternate reality?
[11:07] <DrHat> 2 people with op that I have never seen with op
[11:07] <Andie> people are squeamish about kicking
[11:07] * Andie was kicked by Dora (practice makes perfect)
[11:07] * Dora sings 'I got the power'