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DukeTwicep · Feb 18, 2012

[03:58] <Melvin> blood makes an effective fertilizer....
05[03:58] <DukeTwicep> hah
05[03:58] <DukeTwicep> I don't know about that
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> never tried it
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> ask the christians or the muslims
[03:59] <Melvin> no it does. the nutrients and stuff are broken down already. its easy for the plants to absorb
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> huh
[03:59] <Melvin> of course you can always over-fertilize
[03:59] <Melvin> moderation is the key
05[03:59] <DukeTwicep> so that's what the christians were doing down there in jerusalem, helping the muslims with agriculture
[04:00] <Melvin> the salt content is pretty high in blood. that could be a problem
[04:00] <Melvin> maybe we can purify it somehow
05[04:00] <DukeTwicep> hm
05[04:01] <DukeTwicep> maybe it's already being used, although I doubt it, blood from animals
[04:01] <Melvin> could be
05[04:02] <DukeTwicep> you put 100 pigs in a truck and then with the spinning below, and then spray the stuff all over the land
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> WHOAH
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> I just had the ultimate idea for a prank on Christians
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep>
[04:03] <Melvin> lets hear it
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> take that machine that I describedd
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> and muffle it
05[04:03] <DukeTwicep> then put it behind a barn beside a christian camp
[04:04] <Melvin> lol
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> then when the christians come out to sing and dance
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> ITS RAINING BLOOD, OH LORD!
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> *evil laughter*
[04:04] <Melvin> wasn't that one of the plauges?
05[04:04] <DukeTwicep> I think so

WarK · Feb 25, 2012

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<Dora> Pilsner is ok, but I stopped drinking that around age 25
<WarK> nice
<Dora> it's pretty flat to what we have normally and it makes me pee a lot more than what I have
<WarK> dora:  perpetum mobile?
<Dora> Wark: keep in mind, that the lines at the female restrooms tend to be long
<WarK> dora:  What you need to do it to have few beers in short period of time and then you won't care and just use male bathroom :)
<Dora> Wark: I mentioned earlier I worked in bars right
<WarK> or near by bushes :)
<Dora> that included having to clean the restrooms
<Dora> I will only go near male restrooms when they pay me :)
<WarK> heh
<Dora> ok, that sounded way better in my head XD
<WarK> lol

bluejatheist · Mar 19, 2012

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14:04:39	Dean	Bluejay: "Ã£Ââ€œÃ£â€šâ€œÃ£ÂÂ«Ã£ÂÂ¡Ã£ÂÂ¯" = "Hello" 
14:05:24	Bluejay:   	hmm
14:06:50	DukeTwicep:	that second character looks like a latin character
14:07:04	DukeTwicep:	or possibly greek
14:07:15	Bluejay:  	Or Japanese perhaps, but I dunno
14:07:20	DukeTwicep:	...
14:07:34	DukeTwicep:	no shit
14:07:35	Bluejay:  	Hey there
14:08:05	Bluejay:	        Good day to you too

Dean · Mar 28, 2012

Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'.

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["¦] 17:17:02

WarK Laurens: pretend to be gay, but don't tell Dean
17:17:03 Laurens I did initially say that I have no money
17:17:06 Laurens which is true
17:17:07 DukeTwicep
17:17:08 CEbbesen Fucking females buy your own alcohol!
17:17:28 DukeTwicep quick before dean comes back
17:17:33 Dean lol
17:17:37 DukeTwicep darn it
17:17:50 Laurens I don't want to be an arse and just say 'No I wouldn't even if I was desperate'
17:17:58 Dean don't sat unutterably stupid things just cos' I'm not here, OK?
17:17:59 Laurens but I want to so baaaad
17:18:08 Laurens wait
17:18:12 CEbbesen Laurens blame it on your being drunk, problem solved!
17:18:18 Laurens I'm talking gibberish
17:18:24 DukeTwicep oh that's ok you can do that when you are drunk laurens
17:18:27 *** Prolescum is now known as Editscum
17:18:46 Dean editscum!
17:18:53 Editscum Yo
17:18:57 Dean WarK *lol*
17:19:08 Laurens I think she's a nice person, but she looks a little like an overweight harry potter
17:19:19 CEbbesen Laurens really?
17:19:21 Dean WarK You have a very strange idea of 'funny'.
17:19:23 WarK Laurens: and you're more into lord of the ringas?
17:19:44 Laurens yeah I'd rather fuck a hobbit
17:19:51 Dean lol
17:19:51 Laurens maybe that's what I'll say
17:19:56 WarK How about an orc?
17:20:02 Dean I didn't realize 'fucking' came into this at all.
17:20:04 Dean
17:20:05 CEbbesen Laurens: you take the hobbit, I'll take one of them elves
17:20:21 Laurens Dean: it didn't I'm just drunk
17:20:30 Laurens so it come into everything
17:20:35 Laurens comes*
17:20:39 Dean *lol*
17:20:43 DukeTwicep them elves look like good fucking material
17:20:58 Dean lol
17:21:02 Laurens Liv Tyler *phwwwoaaarrrrrr*
17:21:04 CEbbesen I should be drunk this weekend!
17:21:07 WarK Laurens: what's the problem again?
17:21:38 Laurens Unattractive lady has asked me to go for beer with her ["¦]

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Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol:

Laurens · Mar 29, 2012

Dean said:
Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'.
[showmore=An Entertaining Exchange ...]

["¦] 17:17:02

WarK Laurens: pretend to be gay, but don't tell Dean
17:17:03 Laurens I did initially say that I have no money
17:17:06 Laurens which is true
17:17:07 DukeTwicep
17:17:08 CEbbesen Fucking females buy your own alcohol!
17:17:28 DukeTwicep quick before dean comes back
17:17:33 Dean lol
17:17:37 DukeTwicep darn it
17:17:50 Laurens I don't want to be an arse and just say 'No I wouldn't even if I was desperate'
17:17:58 Dean don't sat unutterably stupid things just cos' I'm not here, OK?
17:17:59 Laurens but I want to so baaaad
17:18:08 Laurens wait
17:18:12 CEbbesen Laurens blame it on your being drunk, problem solved!
17:18:18 Laurens I'm talking gibberish
17:18:24 DukeTwicep oh that's ok you can do that when you are drunk laurens
17:18:27 *** Prolescum is now known as Editscum
17:18:46 Dean editscum!
17:18:53 Editscum Yo
17:18:57 Dean WarK *lol*
17:19:08 Laurens I think she's a nice person, but she looks a little like an overweight harry potter
17:19:19 CEbbesen Laurens really?
17:19:21 Dean WarK You have a very strange idea of 'funny'.
17:19:23 WarK Laurens: and you're more into lord of the ringas?
17:19:44 Laurens yeah I'd rather fuck a hobbit
17:19:51 Dean lol
17:19:51 Laurens maybe that's what I'll say
17:19:56 WarK How about an orc?
17:20:02 Dean I didn't realize 'fucking' came into this at all.
17:20:04 Dean
17:20:05 CEbbesen Laurens: you take the hobbit, I'll take one of them elves
17:20:21 Laurens Dean: it didn't I'm just drunk
17:20:30 Laurens so it come into everything
17:20:35 Laurens comes*
17:20:39 Dean *lol*
17:20:43 DukeTwicep them elves look like good fucking material
17:20:58 Dean lol
17:21:02 Laurens Liv Tyler *phwwwoaaarrrrrr*
17:21:04 CEbbesen I should be drunk this weekend!
17:21:07 WarK Laurens: what's the problem again?
17:21:38 Laurens Unattractive lady has asked me to go for beer with her ["¦]

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Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol:

:lol: I was drunker than I thought I was

CEbbesen · Apr 18, 2012

Dean said:
Like nearly every day, today, 17:20 (a.k.a. 05:20 PM GMT), we had a bizarre,and somewhat cringeworthy,discussion about 'fucking'.
[showmore=An Entertaining Exchange ...]

["¦] 17:17:02

WarK Laurens: pretend to be gay, but don't tell Dean
17:17:03 Laurens I did initially say that I have no money
17:17:06 Laurens which is true
17:17:07 DukeTwicep
17:17:08 CEbbesen Fucking females buy your own alcohol!
17:17:28 DukeTwicep quick before dean comes back
17:17:33 Dean lol
17:17:37 DukeTwicep darn it
17:17:50 Laurens I don't want to be an arse and just say 'No I wouldn't even if I was desperate'
17:17:58 Dean don't sat unutterably stupid things just cos' I'm not here, OK?
17:17:59 Laurens but I want to so baaaad
17:18:08 Laurens wait
17:18:12 CEbbesen Laurens blame it on your being drunk, problem solved!
17:18:18 Laurens I'm talking gibberish
17:18:24 DukeTwicep oh that's ok you can do that when you are drunk laurens
17:18:27 *** Prolescum is now known as Editscum
17:18:46 Dean editscum!
17:18:53 Editscum Yo
17:18:57 Dean WarK *lol*
17:19:08 Laurens I think she's a nice person, but she looks a little like an overweight harry potter
17:19:19 CEbbesen Laurens really?
17:19:21 Dean WarK You have a very strange idea of 'funny'.
17:19:23 WarK Laurens: and you're more into lord of the ringas?
17:19:44 Laurens yeah I'd rather fuck a hobbit
17:19:51 Dean lol
17:19:51 Laurens maybe that's what I'll say
17:19:56 WarK How about an orc?
17:20:02 Dean I didn't realize 'fucking' came into this at all.
17:20:04 Dean
17:20:05 CEbbesen Laurens: you take the hobbit, I'll take one of them elves
17:20:21 Laurens Dean: it didn't I'm just drunk
17:20:30 Laurens so it come into everything
17:20:35 Laurens comes*
17:20:39 Dean *lol*
17:20:43 DukeTwicep them elves look like good fucking material
17:20:58 Dean lol
17:21:02 Laurens Liv Tyler *phwwwoaaarrrrrr*
17:21:04 CEbbesen I should be drunk this weekend!
17:21:07 WarK Laurens: what's the problem again?
17:21:38 Laurens Unattractive lady has asked me to go for beer with her ["¦]

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Arguably one of the most unintentionally hilarious walls of text I have ever seen in my life. :lol:

I just discovered this thread, and I approve! we need more awesome stuff from the chat!

Also I stand by my opinion on females buying their own alcohol.

DukeTwicep · Apr 30, 2012

Trolling with Dean a bit...

[18:06:34] <Dean> Yes, that's the point. There is nothing unethical about killing plants. It may be ugly or unnecessary, but it is not unethical, for the reasons I've already described. . . a creature that has no awareness of its surroundings, no sensory system, no interests, no ability to sense pain, and alike . . . is thus not worthy of moral consideration.
[18:06:39] <Dean> You already know this, really.

[18:07:24] <DukeTwicep> so now you can have a clear conscience when you have proved to yourself that plants aren't really alive
[18:07:30] <DukeTwicep> good for you
[18:07:51] <DukeTwicep> I bet that makes you sleep well at night
[18:08:22] <Dean> DukeTwicep: No. There is a difference between what I just said, and saying that they are not alive. They are biological organisms, yes. In the same way that . . . bacteria are.
[18:08:31] <Dean> duketwicep: You're trolling.

theyounghistorian77 · May 6, 2012

Strange how long i've been in the chat and yet i've never been mentioned here once :lol:

Dean · May 14, 2012

Of misspellings and sensory-"enhancement" via drugs . . .

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[16:51] <Dean> wark . . .
[16:54] <WarK> hi
[16:57] <Dean> wark: I am in the process of responding to your post in the thread on that "Anti-Gay Rant", posted initially by tyh77. I feel obliged to inform you that you misspelled both Glenn Beck's forename, AND Bill O'Reilly's surname. :) But please don't edit it, otherwise when I post, with the errors included, I don't want it to look like it was of some malicious intent. :)
[17:00] <Dean> wark . .  .? :)
[17:04] <DepricatedZero> Wark is in a drug enduced haze
[17:05] <Dean> LOL

Gnug215 · May 15, 2012

theyounghistorian77 said:
Strange how long i've been in the chat and yet i've never been mentioned here once :lol:

There! You just got mentioned by Dean!

But yeah, I'm barely ever in any of these logs, except for when I post a log myself.

I guess you and I just aren't all that funny!

CEbbesen · May 20, 2012

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20:59 < CEbbesen> *sigh*
21:00 <@WarK> *sigh*
21:01 < Dean> *sigh*
21:02 < Noth> *sigh*
21:02 <@WarK> Noth:  how come you have such good english accent?
21:02 < CEbbesen> WARK!! YOU RUINED THE SIGHING!!!
21:02 < Dean> Hmm.
21:03 <@WarK> I ruin stuff, that's my thing.
21:03 < CEbbesen> True

WarK · May 26, 2012

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<Dean> !quote Dean
<Reezn> Dean: Dean was quoted saying "duclicsic: ah" on #lor (43d 9h 50m 19s ago)
<WarK> !quote duclicsic 
<Reezn> WarK: duclicsic was quoted saying "*sigh*" on #lor (171d 22h 48m 7s ago)

CEbbesen · Jun 8, 2012

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14:16 -!- DepricatedZero is now known as DepricedZero
14:16 <@DepricedZero> I'm free!

CEbbesen · Jun 9, 2012

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<i>
</i>23:09 <@duclicsic> fuck
23:09 <+CEbbesen> duclicsic who?
23:09 <@duclicsic> in less than 2 hours I am no longer in my 20's
23:09 < radmantis> WarK: that right
23:09 <+CEbbesen> HAHA!!
23:09 <+CEbbesen> OLDFART!! DUCLICSIC IS OLD SOON!!!
23:09 -!- mode/#lor [-v CEbbesen] by duclicsic
23:10 < CEbbesen> Doesn't change you being old duclicsic!

I just had to do this

Laurens · Jun 16, 2012

This amused me just because of the timing

23:22:03 Laurens Is it bad that I ate noodles at 11pm
23:22:15 Laurens ?
23:25:02 Laurens I guess it must be fucking bad then
23:25:14 Laurens shiiiiiit
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23:25:52 Laurens Oh my fucking God

Moky · Jun 16, 2012

It wasn't the chat, it was you.

bluejatheist · Jun 28, 2012

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09:52:28	CEbbesen	7"
09:53:03	CEbbesen	less than half the price

Use your imagination

CEbbesen · Jun 28, 2012

bluejatheist said:
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09:52:28 CEbbesen 7" 09:53:03 CEbbesen less than half the price

Use your imagination

Nexus 7

nemesiss · Sep 28, 2012

21:27:34 WarK I have the best taste
21:27:44 nemesiss meh...
21:27:57 DukeTwicep lol
21:28:03 WarK what? it's a fact

bluejatheist · Nov 26, 2012

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18:30:41	CEbbesen	I just see atheism, as bullshit
18:30:50	CEbbesen	PLUS
18:30:59	CEbbesen	Damn this keyboard and SSH
18:31:09	CEbbesen	++++
18:31:14	CEbbesen	There

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