FUNNY CHATLOGS

[WarK]

I can't be bothered to transcribe so here's a screencap

 

[Andiferous]

This makes me laugh... in two short lines, you've pretty much summed up my chat existence.

 

[Aught3]

Fucking pinecones! How do they work?

<PineconePocalypse> Gunfight at the Pinecone Corral
* cE noms on pinecones
<PineconePocalypse> Little Shop of Pinecones
<PineconePocalypse> The Adventures of Pinecone Nash
<Pinescum> gargh!
<PineconePocalypse> See no Pinecone, Hear no Pinecone
* cE noms on pinecones in hope of taking a crap in the forrest to create more trees
*** Pinescum has quit IRC: Quit: Apocapinecone now!
<PineconePocalypse> So I Married a Pinecone Murderer
<PineconePocalypse> The Importance of Being Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> Every Which Way But Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> Assault on Pinecone 13
<PineconePocalypse> Full Metal Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> Of Mice and Pinecones
<PineconePocalypse> Mr. Holland's Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> All The President's Pinecones
<PineconePocalypse> What's Eating Gilbert Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> The Pinecone Club
<PineconePocalypse> A Pinecone Darkly
<PineconePocalypse> A Boy and his Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> Journey to the Center of the Pinecone
<PineconePocalypse> 30,000 Pinecones Under the Sea
<PineconePocalypse> Pinecone 9 from Outer Space
<PineconePocalypse> ...and I'm spent
<EireJoker> The Last Pinecone
<EireJoker> Kellys Pinecone
<EireJoker> Invasion of the pinecone snatchers
<ApokalypseCow> Oooh, there we go
<EireJoker> Battlestar Pinecone
<EireJoker> Dawn of the pinecone
<EireJoker> sory
<EireJoker> im bored
<EireJoker>
<ApokalypseCow> As was I
* cE passes out some pinecones
<ApokalypseCow> but in the process of perusing netflix for pine-able names, I found some movies I might watch for the rest of my Sunday afternoon
<EireJoker> such as
<@Aught3> the pinefather
<EireJoker> lol
<EireJoker> Pineface

 

[nasher168]

Are pinecones becoming a sort of meme, by any chance?

 

[Gnug215]

WARNING.

The next piece of chatlog contains... disturbing mental imagery, I guess one could say.

It's not for everyone, so don't read it if you're squeemish.

Ok?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

And yes, the more hardened of you will probably think it's no big deal...

But still...

Anyway, everyone has been warned.

Here goes:



* Joins: Atomicnumber86 (~hestesen@94.145.172.199)
<Atomicnumber86> wark!
* WarK throws pine-cones at Atomicnumber86
<Atomicnumber86> how do they work? :O
<FinchFrance> Atomicnumber86: here's how the don't work: http://miburl.com/BdY5w2
* Atomicnumber86 builds a timemachine, waits a couple of thousand years to the pine cones become smaller, so they don't hurt that much
<WarK> lol @ FinchFrance
<@Gnug215> Lol Finch
<@Gnug215> Nice article.
<FinchFrance> thanks lol
<@Gnug215> I like how they just say the woman got "lonely"
<FinchFrance> it's very delicately put, i thought
<@Gnug215> Incidentally, I once saw a documentary programme.. "Top 100 sex injuries" was the title, or something like that.
<@Gnug215> It was.. fun, and yet deeply disturbing and painful to watch.
<MRaverz> 100??!
<MRaverz> Geeze
<stealthbadger> Gnug215: I'm almost tempted to look that up and see how many I've experienced.
<@Gnug215> haha
<WarK> Gnug215: you sure it was documentary?
<Atomicnumber86> all of them, badger
<@Gnug215> lol
<MRaverz> I couldn't dream up 100 different types
<MRaverz> what was number one?
<FinchFrance> Gnug215: my mother was an emergency room nurse, i heard some horrible things growing up
<@Gnug215> It's a few years ago, so... I don't remember.
<@Gnug215> Lol, oh dear.
<MRaverz> Do you remember any of them?
<@Gnug215> Some of them are hard to explain....
<@Gnug215> There were a couple with vacuum cleaners, of course..
<@Gnug215> One was with a... swimming pool pump.
<WarK> oooo bugger
<@Gnug215> One with a light bulb.
MRaverz> I've heard of the light bulb one
<@Gnug215> One with, and get this, concrete.
<stealthbadger> Wow, this is a "guys putting peckers where they don't belong" list.
<MRaverz> concrete?!
<stealthbadger> Ow.
<@Gnug215> Or rather... cement, THEN concrete.
<MRaverz> Fuuuu
<MRaverz> Why?!?
<FinchFrance> cement????
<FinchFrance> damn
<stealthbadger> Can we say "hard up and stupid?"
<@Gnug215> The, uh, participants of that particular story did NOT know that the chemical reaction from cement to concrete gives off a LOT of heat.
<MRaverz> hahaha!
<WarK> I bet the bkloke wanted to make some concrete
<stealthbadger> LOL
<FinchFrance> a quick fix for diarhea
<MRaverz> D;
<@Gnug215> I'm trying to look for it, but can't seem to find it.
<WarK> mybe it 's for the best
<@Gnug215> haha
<WarK> human's ingenuity know no bounds
<FinchFrance> talk about "shitting a brick"
<WarK> LOL
<@Gnug215> LOL
<stealthbadger> OMFGLOL
<MRaverz> hahaha
<stealthbadger> Okay, stepping awaaaay from the computer now.
<stealthbadger> XD
<WarK> something tells me ladies wouldn't appreciate this convo
<MRaverz> lol
<FinchFrance> ok, this is not for the weak hearted

 

[terriblecanyons]

Squawk and I were quoting bloodninja and morts just happened to join at the wrong time.

[15:28:43] * Morts (4f62c567@ircip1.mibbit.com) has joined #lor
[15:28:45] <terriblecanyons> SAY IT SQUAWK I'M GOING LIMP!
[15:28:48] <@WarK> yup, downloading it for tomorrow
[15:28:52] * Morts (4f62c567@ircip1.mibbit.com) Quit

 

[terriblecanyons]

[00:14:57] <Wombles> lost what?
[00:15:03] <Mussolini> the game.
[00:15:04] <Amotue> the game
[00:15:06] <terriblecanyons> the game
[00:15:08] <Wombles> what game?
[00:15:10] <GrolschMan> the game
[00:15:10] <Mussolini> the game
[00:15:11] <terriblecanyons> THE GAME
[00:15:11] <sinenox> the game
[00:15:11] <tshred666> the game
[00:15:13] <GrolschMan> THE game
[00:15:14] <Mussolini> the game
[00:15:16] <Wombles> what game?
[00:15:17] <sinenox> the game
[00:15:17] <Mussolini> THE GAME
[00:15:18] <terriblecanyons> THE GAME
[00:15:21] <Mussolini> the game
[00:15:23] <Wombles> ok, fine
[00:15:25] <Mussolini> no
[00:15:27] <Mussolini> the game
[00:15:27] <tshred666> THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!
[00:15:30] <PineConesRUs> I feel so violated, but in a good way
[00:15:32] * JohnSch has lost the game

 

[Andiferous]

I hate including myself. But is funny. I think.

(2:41:24 AM) CosmicSpork: "Bonjour les amis, il fran?aise l'honneur de votre grand pays"
(2:41:33 AM) CosmicSpork: "Hello friends, the French honor of your great country"
(2:41:52 AM) Andie: Bonjour La Cosmic, tu mere est un hamster
(2:42:13 AM) aeritano:
(2:42:25 AM) CosmicSpork: I know and my father smelt of elderberries
(2:42:31 AM) Andie: Hah
(2:42:39 AM) CosmicSpork:
(2:42:54 AM) Finch: i fart in your general direction!
(2:43:02 AM) Finch:
(2:43:06 AM) CosmicSpork:
(2:43:11 AM) Andie: I'll run away with my coconuts
(2:43:16 AM) Andie:
(2:43:21 AM) aeritano: now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!
(2:43:32 AM) Finch: lol
(2:43:47 AM) Andie: In French!
(2:44:02 AM) aeritano: well waht are you then?
(2:44:12 AM) Sir_Pwn4lot: the cake is a lie
(2:44:20 AM) aeritano: im french! cant you tell by my outragious accent you silly english types
(2:44:37 AM) Andie: It's just a flesh wound, you coward!
(2:44:49 AM) Andie: or something
(2:45:05 AM) aeritano: come back here and ill bite your legs off!
(2:45:18 AM) Andie: what's your favourite colour?
(2:45:31 AM) aeritano: blue! no wait.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
(2:46:11 AM) aeritano: omg i love monty python!
(2:46:27 AM) Andie: And what, pray tell, is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
(2:46:43 AM) aeritano: whcih one? african or european?

Erm. And so on.

 

[DepricatedZero]

re America

03:20:38 DepricatedZero I think Canada could take us out in a fight at this point
03:20:52 DepricatedZero especially if Mexico suckerpunched us at the same time
03:20:58 Dora pah, the belgian army could bring you to your knees DepricatedZero
03:20:59 DepricatedZero and we'd fucking deserve it XD
03:21:05 Dora all 5 of them WITH their catapult XD

 

[Womble]

<GegoXAREN|SWE> ping
<tynk> pong
<roid> point tynk
<roid> Gego's serve
* Wombles runs out and fetchs the ball

 

[aeritano]

23:58:41 aeritano WE ARE THE CHAMPINS!
23:58:49 Clotifothaji I love Queen
23:58:53 aeritano omg i lvoe them
23:59:07 AngryWomble they're awesome
23:59:08 Dustnite BICYCLE...BICYCLE...I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE!
23:59:13 Dustnite oh sry wrong song
23:59:17 Clotifothaji lol
23:59:17 AngryWomble i want to ride me bike
23:59:17 aeritano mamma!
23:59:21 aeritano just killed a man
23:59:25 aeritano put a gun against his head
23:59:30 Clotifothaji pulled the trigga
23:59:32 aeritano pulled my tigger nows hes dead
23:59:32 Clotifothaji n ow hes dead
23:59:34 Clotifothaji Mamma
23:59:35 aeritano mamma
23:59:39 Clotifothaji Life had juuuust begun!
23:59:45 Dustnite Ok now sing Fat Bottomed Girls from memory
23:59:45 Clotifothaji And now, you ve gone and blown it all away
23:59:45 Mordeir But Now I've gone and thrown it all away
23:59:46 aeritano momma!! ooooo
23:59:54 aeritano didnt mean to make you cry
23:59:54 Clotifothaji MAMMAAAAAAA OOOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO]
23:59:55 Mordeir Didn't mean to make you cry
23:59:58 aeritano lol
00:00:00 Clotifothaji If I'm not back
00:00:02 Clotifothaji by this time tomorrow
00:00:05 Clotifothaji Carry on, carry on
00:00:06 Mordeir Carry on carry on
00:00:08 Clotifothaji cause it doesnt relaly matter
00:00:10 aeritano too late
00:00:13 aeritano my timr has come
00:00:18 aeritano send shivers dow nmy spine
00:00:38 Mordeir Bodies aching all the time
00:00:50 Mordeir goodby everybody I've gotta go
00:00:53 aeritano gotra leave yo all behind to face the fruth
00:00:59 Mordeir Mamma
00:01:04 aeritano oooooooooooooooooooooo
00:01:05 Mordeir OoooooOoooOOOO
00:01:10 aeritano i dont wanna die
00:01:11 Mordeir Any way the wind blows)
00:01:12 Clotifothaji I don wanna die
00:01:22 aeritano some times wish i nver been born at all
00:01:26 Mordeir I sometimes wish I'd neverbenn born at all
00:01:33 Mordeir (Bitchin guitar solo
00:01:45 aeritano i see a little silloue=te of a man
00:01:48 Clotifothaji I see a little silhouette-o of a man
00:01:54 Clotifothaji Scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango
00:01:55 aeritano shadamush
00:01:56 *** NishieGirlVI quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
00:01:57 Clotifothaji Thunderbolts and lightning
00:02:00 aeritano thnder bolt of lightning
00:02:01 Clotifothaji VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
00:02:04 Clotifothaji HEY! Galileo
00:02:05 Mordeir Galeleo
00:02:05 Clotifothaji galileo.
00:02:07 Clotifothaji GALILEO
00:02:08 Clotifothaji galileo
00:02:10 Mordeir Figaro
00:02:11 aeritano mangnifico
00:02:16 Clotifothaji wow, perfect
00:02:23 Mordeir I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
00:02:30 Clotifothaji He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
00:02:34 Clotifothaji SAve him his life from this monstrosity
00:02:39 Clotifothaji Easy come easy go will you let me go
00:02:41 Mordeir Easy come easy go will you let me go?
00:03:01 aeritano Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
00:03:03 Mordeir NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
00:03:09 aeritano Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
00:03:10 Mordeir let me go!
00:03:11 Clotifothaji aeritano: fail
00:03:14 aeritano XD
00:03:15 Mordeir Let me go
00:03:29 aeritano i cojdl spell bismillah!
00:03:49 Clotifothaji NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh mammamia mammamia MAMMAMIA LET ME GO Beelszebub has a devil in his hand for meeeee, for meeeee, for meeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
00:04:01 Mordeir 9Another awesome guitar riff
00:04:06 aeritano so you think you can love and and spit in my eye
00:04:18 Clotifothaji So you think you can love and leave me to dieeEEEE!
00:04:21 Mordeir So you think you can kove me an leave me to DiE
00:04:21 Clotifothaji Whooooooa!
00:04:24 Clotifothaji Babeh
00:04:24 Mordeir oh baby
00:04:24 aeritano oh baby just cant do to me baby
00:04:30 aeritano just gotta get out
00:04:32 Mordeir can't do this to me baby
00:04:36 Clotifothaji Just gotta get right, just gotta get right out of heeeeeaaaah
00:04:43 Mordeir Just gotta get right out of here
00:04:53 Mordeir Ooh yeah
00:05:03 Mordeir ooh yeah
00:05:03 Clotifothaji *bitching non-vocals*
00:05:10 Clotifothaji Oooh yeah
00:05:11 Mordeir Nothing really matters
00:05:15 Clotifothaji Not as I can see
00:05:16 Mordeir Anyone can see
00:05:18 Clotifothaji fuck
00:05:24 Mordeir Nothing really matters
00:05:27 Clotifothaji Nothing really matters, to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
00:05:31 Mordeir Nothingreally matters to me
00:05:38 Mordeir (Any way the wind blows)

between us, we sang the bulk of the song!

 

[terriblecanyons]

Gnuggy must not have been on, last time I quoted a few lines from Bohemian Rhapsody he threatened to kick me :lol:

 

[Divergedwoods]

Huge load of waffle that didn't need repeating...

between us, we sang the bulk of the song!

OMG that is fukin epic

 

[Gnug215]

Gnuggy must not have been on, last time I quoted a few lines from Bohemian Rhapsody he threatened to kick me :lol:

Damn straight!

I'm the party pooper mod, drunk on power, not alcohol.

*sob*

 

[terriblecanyons]

we still wub you

 

[wafflez205]

01:05:43 Squawk nods a head in the direction of linux
01:06:37 Sir_Pwn4lot nods in the direction of mac, which has NEVER HAD A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH ANYTHING
01:07:38 wafflez nods in the direction of his balls, which are huge
01:07:47 wafflez
01:09:01 Pavel|Rave Now that is some huge saly balls
01:09:06 Pavel|Rave *salty

 

[terriblecanyons]

[21:23:03] <wafflez> oh....oh god
[21:23:09] <wafflez> i think i'm broken
[21:23:15] <terriblecanyons> That's what she said
[21:23:21] <wafflez> XO
[21:23:22] <ColdContext> rofl
[21:23:34] * wafflez just lol'd
[21:23:58] * wafflez train of thought just derailed. thanks tc. hundreds are dead now
[21:24:03] <terriblecanyons>
[21:24:31] <wafflez> you didn't even miss a beat there
[21:24:34] <ColdContext> hundreds of brain cells dead, thousands injured

 

[WarK]

<Squawk> I'm pondering trolling ubuntu christian edition channel, don't know though if I should say that I'm an atheist or using slackware

ok, I know, I know. I said that. But you can't quote yourself here so I thought I'd cheat :>

 

[Gnug215]

<WarK> I'm pondering trolling ubuntu christian edition channel, don't know though if I should say that I'm an atheist or using slackware

 

[australopithecus]

17:45:53 AndromedasWake i bought a book with a picture of God's arse on it
17:45:59 AndromedasWake my new astronomical sketch book
17:46:03 australopithecus holy shit?
17:46:23 tynk I would visit the vatican, as soon as I get inside the city I take of my jacket that says "Atheist Lesbian"

17:46:39 AndromedasWake seriously though, it's by far the best slide in the sistine chapel

http://store.tidbitstrinkets.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1508x1512-Sistine_Chapel_Frescos-Michelangelo_Buonarroti-1475%E2%80%931564-Ceiling-Creation_of_stars_and_planets.jpg

17:46:44 AndromedasWake God makes the Sun and Moon
17:47:05 F0x lol moon
17:47:06 australopithecus there's definately a moon
17:47:15 AndromedasWake then"¦ to indicate God going somewhere else (Earth), he's portrayed as just flying away with his ass cheeks showing

17:47:24 AndromedasWake now, this raises serious theological questions
17:47:30 AndromedasWake like why does God need arse cheeks?
17:47:40 AndromedasWake to sit on some giant celestial chair?
17:47:41 F0x good question
17:47:49 AndromedasWake I sit on my arse cheeks for comfort
17:47:49 tynk god likes chili
17:47:53 AndromedasWake dos God gotta sit down?
17:48:02 F0x he's full of shit?
17:48:16 AndromedasWake he has a very well shaped arse too
17:48:22 australopithecus maybe god likes bike riding
17:48:26 Gnug215 pom pom
17:48:29 australopithecus him and jesus on a tandem
17:48:32 F0x hey gnugy
17:48:37 Gnug215 AW! Armpits! Fx0!
17:48:46 australopithecus gnooooog!!!
17:48:58 Gnug215 Avast, boilers!
17:49:10 AndromedasWake if God existed before woman, did he look at his own arse and think "I really need to invent cleavage"?

17:49:18 Gnug215 ...
17:49:22 AndromedasWake like I said
17:49:26 AndromedasWake serious theological questions
17:49:27 F0x titty crack
17:49:32 AndromedasWake all emailed to William Lane Craig
17:49:33 F0x like.. ass crack
17:49:34 Gnug215 He'd have to invent mirrors for that..
17:49:47 Gnug215 Or maybe he was ogling the angels?
17:49:55 australopithecus do angels have arses?
17:50:03 AndromedasWake I also just love the fact that for continuity, he has to be shown flying away somewhere else
17:50:05 Gnug215 Two minds!
17:50:06 AndromedasWake isn't he everywhere?
17:50:10 AndromedasWake where the fuck else is he going?
17:50:24 australopithecus maybe he's powered like a jet, only with farting
17:50:32 tynk titty crack?
17:50:33 AndromedasWake i certainly looks that way
17:50:38 AndromedasWake it can't be efficient transport though
17:50:41 F0x tynk: yes titty crack
17:50:52 AndromedasWake unless he carefully varies the throat size like a rocket
17:50:56 AndromedasWake to counter overexpansion
17:50:57 tynk is that like... cleavage, or crack made out of titties?
17:51:05 F0x tynk: you can thank AndroidAR for that one..
17:51:26 australopithecus well if he's flying in a vacuum he wouldn't need keep firing constantly
17:51:28 AndromedasWake notice also that God's big toe is unusually separated from the others
17:51:29 AndromedasWake FREAK
17:51:49 F0x AndromedasWake: Maybe it was a birth defect
17:51:52 AndromedasWake also, he has a crazy sun-tan
17:52:05 AndromedasWake probably because he created the sun right in front of his own face
17:52:16 australopithecus gods been on the fake tan too often.
17:52:32 australopithecus He's been idolising Jordan
17:52:43 australopithecus or he's part wotsit
17:52:51 australopithecus either/or
17:52:59 AndromedasWake David Dickinson**
17:53:04 AndromedasWake possibly is God
17:53:08 AndromedasWake worth investigating
17:53:13 australopithecus that's a terrible thought
17:53:14 AndromedasWake get a theological field team on that

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17:53:37 AndromedasWake well God does like extravagant clothes
17:53:40 AndromedasWake and a bargain
17:53:50 australopithecus Genesis: In the begining god created everything, it was cheap as chips.
17:54:00 AndromedasWake CHEAP. AS. CHIPS.
17:54:00 AndromedasWake word
17:54:19 AndromedasWake my local chippy used to do a nice big portion for a quid
17:54:22 AndromedasWake now it's 1.60
17:54:28 AndromedasWake chip inflation
17:54:35 AndromedasWake like chaotic inflation
17:54:40 AndromedasWake it involves Universes
17:54:42 AndromedasWake and getting bigger
17:54:44 AndromedasWake and philology
17:54:45 AndromedasWake and stuff

** David Dickinson, for those who need a reference: