FUNNY CHATLOGS

[Gnug215]

This thread is inspired by that other sticky we have around here with members' quotes.

This time, it's about funny pieces of chatlog.

Please keep it from members only (and don't just copy stuff from bash.org).

Please be sure to get permission from the involved parties if the subject matter is sensitive.

Feel free to edit out unnecessary stuff, but be sure to not make someone say something they didn't. No quote mines and taking things out of context and crap like that. We're not creationists, after all.

Try to keep it fairly short. I doubt any of us want to read 3 pages of babble.

Alright, I think that covers it. Do your worst!

 

[Gnug215]

Re: ** STICKY ** FUNNY CHATLOGS

I'll go first:


[21:50:41] * Joins: salko7 (~5ed43f43@ircip1.mibbit.com)
[21:50:46] <WarK> hi salko7
[21:50:53] <salko7> hey
[21:51:16] <salko7> whats up ?
[21:51:29] <WarK> not much
[21:51:43] <Logic-Nanaki> just the universe
[21:53:44] <WarK> isn't half of it down?
[21:54:33] <@Gnug215> lol


Maybe it's just me, but Wark's often very dry comments just make me laugh.

 

[Private_slim]

Now this guy was complaining on how drunk he was and that he didn't get to that party he wanted to go to, after a while he decided to walk, but never fing left. so then he says someone should call him to make sure he's ok later on.
In the mids of this there are also some dicking around with the reezn bible quote feature

23:25:19 <Shaedys> !bible jesus christ
23:25:19 <Reezn> Bible verse: The like figure whereunto even baptism doth also now save us (not the putting away of the filth of the flesh, but the answer of a good conscience toward God,) by the resurrection of Jesus Christ: - [ Book: 60, Chapter: 3, Verse: 21 ]
23:25:19 <Orm> call me: +46390926####
23:25:26 <terriblecanyons Orm
23:25:27 <Orm> 073926####
23:25:28 <terriblecanyons> Why you do dis
23:25:33 <Case> Dude, nobody wants to call you.
23:25:35 *** australopithecus joined #lor
23:25:37 <terriblecanyons> pwnt
23:25:38 <Shaedys> !bible +46390926####

 

[terriblecanyons]

[16:24:21] * terriblecanyons hugs WarK
[16:24:25] <WarK> aww
[16:24:27] <WarK>
[16:24:34] * WarK is happy again
[16:24:40] <terriblecanyons> :3
[16:25:02] <@Gnug215> Waff, it's funny.. that entire page on the supposed evidence of God, where they're trying to argue against the god-of-the-gaps arguments, they're MAKING god-of-the-gaps arguments.
[16:25:02] * WarK propagates the hug to Andiferous
[16:25:14] <Andiferous> aww thanks
[16:25:43] <Waff> Well..
[16:25:48] <Waff> atleast he put some sources
[16:25:49] <Waff>
[16:25:59] <@Gnug215> They're talking about improbability arguments.
[16:26:03] <@Gnug215> Hehe, yeah
[16:26:04] <DrHat> what the f.....*looks at all the moochyhugglyfluffy crap going around...looks at the channel name...nope doesn't say hello_kitty hugland ...*
[16:26:31] <Prolescum> that's a bit rude...
[16:26:32] * terriblecanyons hugs DrHat
[16:26:43] <DrHat> asdAFEGFYAFEFAdyadwfaa!! *flails*

 

[rfrank.nj]

Context: I can't be I, because I stops being I, before it is even said, at a rate of what I is considered to be, by the end of stating it, I is no more.
Context: When it comes to any identity.
Squawk: Reezn, ban Context

 

[australopithecus]

Context: I can't be I, because I stops being I, before it is even said, at a rate of what I is considered to be, by the end of stating it, I is no more.
Context: When it comes to any identity.
Squawk: Reezn, ban Context

...and this is the shit I'm supposed to have posted? Charming.

 

[Gnug215]

...and this is the shit I'm supposed to have posted? Charming.

Haha, that's pretty funny by itself.

 

[australopithecus]

It wasn't bloody funny at the time, I was scared and confused and actually still pissed off that someones been using my ID to dick around on chat.

 

[australopithecus]

Acknowledged, though I am slightly being flippant. I am still confused however but thats the intertubez for you.

 

[terriblecanyons]

[16:53:55] <AKAajh> anyone know the teen pregnancy stats in Texas?i cant find a straight answer on google
[16:54:43] <terriblecanyons> I know they're really bad!
[16:54:45] <terriblecanyons> That's about it.
[16:55:18] <rfranknj> http://www.thenationalcampaign.org/state-data/state-profile.aspx?state=texas
[16:55:43] <rfranknj> i googled 'teen pregnancy statistics by state'. this site was the first result
[16:55:46] <AKAajh> terriblecanyons: well i cant go on just that...ii ned a sourse....
[16:55:54] <AKAajh> and rfranknj has delivered!
[16:55:58] <AKAajh> pun intended!
[16:56:01] <AKAajh>
[16:56:05] * terriblecanyons facepalm

 

[australopithecus]

14:15:17 terriblecanyons .________-.
14:16:11 OGjimkenobi lol
14:16:16 AndromedasWake O________________________________________O
14:16:19 terriblecanyons Oh god
14:16:25 rfranknj hahaha
14:16:46 OGjimkenobi that looks like Corky from Life Goes On
14:16:53 terriblecanyons It looks like YOUR FACE
14:16:59 AndromedasWake it does indeed look like my face right now
14:17:01 Gnug215 Reeeezn, kick AW for spam!
14:17:16 AndromedasWake Reezn, kick reezn
14:17:16 Reezn Why would you want me to do that, AndromedasWake?! Are you CRAZY?!??
14:17:20 AndromedasWake YES
14:17:22 Gnug215 hmm
14:17:25 AndromedasWake YES I AM
14:17:28 AndromedasWake HAND OVER THE BANANAS
14:17:31 WarK lol
14:17:37 terriblecanyons Yes, we have no bananas
14:17:41 terriblecanyons We have no bananas todayyyyyy
14:17:45 OGjimkenobi reezn is being unreezonable
14:17:57 WarK perhaps ray has some bananas?
14:18:13 australopithecus bananas are vastly over rated
14:18:13 AndromedasWake ray always has bananas

 

[Gnug215]

[17:14:21] * Joins: Shaedys (54683f3e@ircip1.mibbit.com)
[17:14:31] <Shaedys> Is everyone wearing contraception?
[17:14:36] <australopithecus> always
[17:14:38] <Private_slim> not atm
[17:14:40] <Shaedys> God might try to invade.
[17:14:58] <Shaedys> Or the neighbours are watching 3d porn.
[17:14:58] <@Gnug215> As opposed to a 3D porn movie, you mean?

I liked the timing.

 

[terriblecanyons]

[10:32:33] <@AndromedasWake> sjkrgnasjkdfgnadf
[10:32:37] <stealthbadger> ?
[10:34:40] <terriblecanyons> I agree with AndromedasWake.
[10:35:03] <@AndromedasWake> everyone always does
[10:36:48] <australopithecus> in that case i disagree
[10:36:57] <australopithecus> just to be nonconformist
[10:37:50] <@AndromedasWake> somebody always does
[10:38:02] <@AndromedasWake> right, it's stopped raining, time for a run
[10:38:07] <@Squawk> I know I disagree with you, you executive decisioned me
[10:38:10] <australopithecus> you've got an answer for everything
[10:38:34] * derk (52b041e2@ircip1.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[10:38:46] * derk (52b041e2@ircip1.mibbit.com) has joined #lor
[10:41:32] * terriblecanyons exectutive decisions Squawk
[10:41:38] * @SoM (~som@99-6-97-81.lightspeed.milwwi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: class)
[10:42:20] <terriblecanyons> That sounds so dirty.
[10:43:09] <australopithecus> it's like something you'd find in high class porn
[10:43:30] <terriblecanyons> Or League of Reason chat.
[10:43:35] <terriblecanyons> Same thing, right?

yeah, I don't know.

 

[rfrank.nj]

16:05 @   AndromedasWake: i need to set up Farmville so i can invite AronRa to my farm
16:05 @          Gnug215: ...
16:06 @          Gnug215: Did you see the SP eps about FB?
16:06 @   AndromedasWake: No?! Where would you get that idea?!?!
16:06 @   AndromedasWake: <.<
16:06 @   AndromedasWake: >.>
16:07 @          Gnug215: Rizen! Kick AW for spam!
16:07 @           Squawk: Reezn won't kick AndromedasWake anyway
16:07  *           Reezn leaps into action staring at AndromedasWake with intense rage
16:07 -!- AndromedasWake was kicked from #lor by Reezn [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!]
16:07 @           Squawk: ...
16:07 @          Gnug215: ...
16:07           nemesiss: i dislike farmville... i hate most of those things that only take 2 hours
16:07 -!- AndromedasWake [~Andromeda@91.108.220.145] has joined #lor
16:07 -!- mode/#lor [+o AndromedasWake] by ChanServ
16:07 @           Squawk: ok, so that was me wrong
16:07           rfranknj: hahhahaha
16:07 @          Gnug215: LOL
16:07 @   AndromedasWake: um...

 

[Private_slim]

[16:29:34] <Gnug215> !disable quotes
[16:29:35] <GrolschMan> Fair call Gnug, fair call.
[16:29:39] <Shaedys> !search palin
[16:29:40] <Reezn> Shaedys: australopithecus was seen saying "hal turner, habbo, palin, scilons..." on #lor (22h 52m 42s ago)
[16:29:42] <tynk> I need to stop typing that one, it makes it look like I am miss typing something else
[16:29:48] <Gnug215> I don't even know if I can do that..
[16:29:57] <Private_slim> worth a shot right
[16:30:00] <Gnug215> Maybe we need Cosmic for it.
[16:30:11] <GrolschMan> Either way, the hint is heard.
[16:30:12] <Gnug215> I could just tell people to stop.
[16:30:14] <Private_slim> SPORK! where you at! come here a second!
[16:30:15] <CosmicSpork> WHAT?
[16:30:22] <Gnug215> haha
[16:30:34] <Private_slim> oh nothing..


I found it funny and I'm just this narcissistic

 

[Case]

Just make it a rule that nobody involved in the conversation is allowed to post it, to ensure at least some degree of funniness.
I know that's not going to happen. Here's hoping though.

 

[5810Singer]

Just make it a rule that nobody involved in the conversation is allowed to post it, to ensure at least some degree of funniness.
I know that's not going to happen. Here's hoping though.

The problem there is that some people will self censor quite effectively already,....whereas the chronically easily impressed will always tend to choose the banal, wether it's their own work or not.

 

[terriblecanyons]

[13:17:23] <WarK> !quote Mussolini
[13:17:28] <@Reezn> WarK: Mussolini was quoted saying "Wait, Wark" on #lor (13d 7h 56m 59s ago)
[13:17:30] <TheTruePooka> So it would be open to rabbinical debate.
[13:17:31] <terriblecanyons> OH SHIT
[13:17:32] <WarK> LOL

 

[Gnug215]

We were reading cracked.com, an article about foreign movie posters. (Funny article, I recommend it.)

We noticed a lot of Polish entries, and this conversation ensued.

[19:17:33] <WarK> Gnug215: some titles are ridiculously translated
[19:17:47] <@Gnug215> I can imagine...
[19:17:56] <@Gnug215> We have that problem here in Denmark, too...
[19:18:06] <@Gnug215> As I'm sure lorry can attest to as well.
[19:18:13] * lorry nods
[19:18:15] <WarK> highlander was translated into "immortal"
[19:18:33] <@Gnug215> Well.. that's not too bad... except for the spoiler nature of it.
[19:18:37] <WarK>
[19:20:12] <WarK> lol, dirty dancing was translated into something like "whirling sex"
[19:20:22] <WarK> or seks actually
[19:20:31] <@Gnug215> Well... that's pretty accurate, too!
[19:20:54] <WarK> lol "die hard" became "glass trap"
[19:21:27] <@Gnug215> haha


Incidentally, this led me to thinking about all the interesting translations of movie titles we've had here in Denmark. The odd thing is that sometimes they will translate a movie title into... a new English title!

For instance, "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" became "Die Hard: Mega Hard". Cringeworthy, if you ask me.

"Cruel Intentions" became "Sex Games". Not entirely accurate, since I'd think the title would make most people think of handcuffs and the like, but I suppose it's sort of relevant, but it's certainly a lot more sensationalist.

Good fun.

 

[Gnug215]

Well, it was jokes night in the #lor chat.

Here's a sample:

<FinchFrance> A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
<FinchFrance> The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
<FinchFrance> The priest slowly looks around him while starting to undress and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

<FinchFrance> Q. What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
<FinchFrance> A. A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.

<FinchFrance> What do you give a pedophile who has everything?
<FinchFrance> A bigger parish.

I'm sensing a theme, but this wasn't all...

<FinchFrance> What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
<FinchFrance> It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

<ZJemptv> a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar
<ZJemptv> and that's just the first guy

Good fun.