The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

[ThetaOmega]

Jesus is my copilot.
He said that it was time for you to burn in hell.
I only hope he forgives me for my failure.

 

[Lurking_Logic]

I gotta say... chewing my foot, off would be more productive than talking to feeble minded people like you.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

I gotta say... chewing my foot, off would be more productive than talking to feeble minded people like you.

In fairness that could be rather quotable given the right context.

 

[Lurking_Logic]

In fairness that could be rather quotable given the right context.

Here was our whole conversation (He responded between a looong debate with me and anouther guy)
5h0rgunn:Am I to assume, that you are saying that since you cannot SEE the designer of the natural world, He therefore does not exist? If I am correct in that guess, may I point out to you that no human being now living has any idea as to who designed the the very first sword, and therefore, by your argument, the sword was never designed but came about by "natural" processes.

Me:No you aren't correct

I know for example my computer here was designed even though I cannot see the designer

As for the sword I can see that they are designed

I can see a series of designers back through the ages to the first swords

Can I 100% say that the first sword wasn't designed

no

But then I have no reason to believe it wasn't

5h0rgunn: I gotta say... chewing my foot off would be more productive than talking to feeble minded people like you.,

 

[Jengopockets]

Mom-"Your an Atheist that makes you Immoral!"
Me-"No It Doesn't"
Mom-"Do you even know the definition of Atheist!"
Me-"The lack in belief in a higher power."
Mom-"No an Atheist is some one who believes in no moral order. Who wants no rules or laws!"
Me-"Mom that's an Anarchist."
Mom-"I can look it up and show you."
Me-"Go ahead prove me right."
Mom(on dictionary.com)-"Atheist, one who believes that there is no god or Deity."
Me-" Told you."
Mom-"How can you have morals if you don't believe in god!"
Me-"Because I was raised to follow morals of society."
Mom-"What ever smart ass."(storms out of room!)


Then she called my dad and told him. It was very amusing!

 

[MineMineMine]

^was that just a comming out story? :O

The proof that jesus is real is that we calculate our calendars after his birth.

... the proof that the roman gods existed is that we named planets after them ^-^

 

[Yfelsung]

I don't think there's any stupider thing a Creationism can say than "Why is there something instead of nothing?"

 

[Zetetic]

(In a hurt and insulted tone)

But Jesus is your best friend!!
How can you not believe in your best friend?

(But he doesn't exist doesn't quite cut it in this situation.)

She's a really genuinely intelligent girl, and that such lies have poisoned her brain is tragic...

I would have said "Well shoot! Thanks a lot, now my best friend is dead! A lot of good that did me!"

 

[lrkun]

Because the pastor says so, you should believe. :facepalm:

 

[australopithecus]

 

[DeathofSpeech]

Jesus is my copilot.
He said that it was time for you to burn in hell.
I only hope he forgives me for my failure.

God was my co-pilot... but we crashed in the mountains and I was forced to eat him.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

"What has science ever done for anybody."

So I pointed out a few things...

"Yeah, but it doesn't make people happy."

 

[AdmiralPeacock]

"Proof that God exists; How many days did god take to create the universe and everything in it? How many days of the week do we have? 7 on both accounts! AHA!"

 

[quantumfireball2099]

"Proof that God exists; How many days did god take to create the universe and everything in it? How many days of the week do we have? 7 on both accounts! AHA!"

EPIC WIN! :lol:

 

[AdmiralPeacock]

"Proof that God exists; How many days did god take to create the universe and everything in it? How many days of the week do we have? 7 on both accounts! AHA!"

EPIC WIN! :lol:

He was deadly serious to and was very offended when I laughed till I cried.

 

[magicalpants]

"The First Law of Thermodynamics is stated as follows: Matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed. There are no natural processes that can alter either matter or energy in this way. This means that there is no new matter or energy coming into existence and there is no new matter or energy passing out of existence. All who state that the universe came into existence from nothing violate the first law of thermodynamics, which was established by the very scientific community who now seem willing to ignore it. In summary, this law plainly demonstrates that the universe, and all matter and energy within it, must have had a divine origin,a specific moment in which it was created by someone who was all-powerful."

Read just the first and last sentences if it's not obvious.

Maybe I'm confused, but isn't matter destroyed in the process of splitting an atom which creates a massive bi-product of energy?

 

[magicalpants]

"You are an atheist? But you were such a nice person..."
Extremely offensive, my response was something like "Thanks, so were you until you said that"

Perfect response.

 

[magicalpants]

the sky isnt blue you silly person you...evolution is not a true science! science are things you can test,observe its called empirical science which is true science

It hurts my head when they include how they're wrong without realizing it...

 

[australopithecus]

Maybe I'm confused, but isn't matter destroyed in the process of splitting an atom which creates a massive bi-product of energy?

The mass is converted into energy, as far as I'm aware nothing is destroyed just changed.

 

[magicalpants]

Maybe I'm confused, but isn't matter destroyed in the process of splitting an atom which creates a massive bi-product of energy?

The mass is converted into energy, as far as I'm aware nothing is destroyed just changed.

Yeah, but I'd say the atom has been destroyed, just not totally which would then be annihilation. Semantics aside you are correct. That aside why do creationists think scientific theory such as the big bang suggests that everything came from nothing? It suggests everything was a singularity in a state of immensely hot plasma, whereas creationism suggest there was everything from nothing...bah