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The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

arg-fallbackName="borrofburi"/>
Fictionarious said:
"The First Law of Thermodynamics is stated as follows: Matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed. There are no natural processes that can alter either matter or energy in this way.
Someone forgot to tell him about stars.
 
arg-fallbackName="theatheistguy"/>
Fictionarious said:
"The First Law of Thermodynamics is stated as follows: Matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed. There are no natural processes that can alter either matter or energy in this way.
borrofburi said:
Someone forgot to tell him about stars.
Sorry, I could be getting the wrong end of the stick here, but are you suggesting that stars can destroy energy?
 
arg-fallbackName="monitoradiation"/>
Fictionarious said:
"The First Law of Thermodynamics is stated as follows: Matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed. There are no natural processes that can alter either matter or energy in this way.

borrofburi said:
Someone forgot to tell him about stars.

theatheistguy said:
Sorry, I could be getting the wrong end of the stick here, but are you suggesting that stars can destroy energy?

Borrofburi was referring to altering matter and energy (italicized and bolded), I think. Or the conversion to and from one form to another.

Though I do suppose that when the original sentence says "alter... in this way" it might pertain to the alteration by destruction and creation instead of conversion.
 
arg-fallbackName="Turtle"/>
One thing, I have heard many times:
Why don't you open your mind?

Well, if opening your mind means accepting any rubbish, I don't want to. But they always have this look in theyr eyes, as if it's me, who's failing to see things clearly...

I also once debated with a guy, who claimed the earth was only 6000 years old. When I pointed out, that there where buildings as old as that in the world he got himself into some long explanation of how modern dating methods were wrong. The great thing was, that he claimed them to be wrong with a constant factor, and even had examples. From those examples I then proved that the temple of Jerusalem was built after jesus lived, and that St. Peter's church wasn't even as old as our village church claims to be.

He had no good answer for that, but claimed that he was right, and that my calculations had "tricked him" in some way...
 
arg-fallbackName="borrofburi"/>
monitoradiation said:
Borrofburi was referring to altering matter and energy (italicized and bolded), I think. Or the conversion to and from one form to another.

Though I do suppose that when the original sentence says "alter... in this way" it might pertain to the alteration by destruction and creation instead of conversion.
^ pretty much this. I seem to have missed "in this way" the first time I read it.
 
arg-fallbackName="e2iPi"/>
Turtle said:
He had no good answer for that, but claimed that he was right, and that my calculations had "tricked him" in some way...
I had a guy tell me to stop "using that fancy math" because he doesn't "trust numbers." :facepalm:
I gave up at that point.

i^2
 
arg-fallbackName="raegoat"/>
"Aliens don't exist. The Bible doesn't talk about them, and if it's not in the Bible, it's not true."
 
arg-fallbackName="Philosoraptor77"/>
"Would you get on a plane if you knew it had a fifty percent chance of crashing?"

I reply that there are countless different religions, none of which has been proven over another. By this argument's logic, we would just pick the religion with the best heaven and the worst hell.

He then says:
"But Jesus was the only one to say 'I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come unto the father, but by me.'"

Who said this? My dad. He also thinks Obama's the antichrist.

But the stupidest thing I've heard from anybody would have to be from dbootsthediva. She's a Youtuber who posted a video where she saw a rainbow in her sprinkler and said the government was poisoning our water supply. She also thinks the moon is a hologram. I don't know whether she is a Creationist or not, but judging from her intelligence (or lack thereof), it can't really be that hard to guess.

Then, there's Mack Quigley. He has to be the stupidest Creationist I've ever heard of. He also opposes what he calls "race mixing". Here's a quote:

"You see you seek the Lord when you have these boundaries. You begin to not seek the Lord when you unite. The first thing you throw out is God."

When he was replying to a video with techno music, he said:

"When Moses came down from the mountain, the children of Israel were throwing off their clothes, dancing before the golden calf, and that's the kind of music they were listening to. And of course they had just come out of Africa and that's where that type of music comes from...you need to throw out that trash and listen to holy music, Godly music, that has an even beat and a good rhythm that's not just a flesh-inducing, flesh-feeding, felshy-flesh, wicked, carnal, music like that."
 
arg-fallbackName="salko7"/>
Philosoraptor77 said:
When he was replying to a video with techno music, he said:

"When Moses came down from the mountain, the children of Israel were throwing off their clothes, dancing before the golden calf, and that's the kind of music they were listening to. And of course they had just come out of Africa and that's where that type of music comes from...you need to throw out that trash and listen to holy music, Godly music, that has an even beat and a good rhythm that's not just a flesh-inducing, flesh-feeding, felshy-flesh, wicked, carnal, music like that."

haha that's like some of the muslims here who think music hardens hearts(as in removes emotions) and makes you a bad person , even if you tell them the things they listen to is music what ever they try to name it.
 
arg-fallbackName="Zylstra"/>
IrBubble said:
Mathmatics is used very much in science. How do you know mathmatics is absolutely right?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_incompleteness_theorems
In mathematical logic, Gà¶del's incompleteness theorems, proved by Kurt Gà¶del in 1931, are two theorems stating inherent limitations of all but the most trivial formal systems for arithmetic of mathematical interest. The theorems are of considerable importance to the philosophy of mathematics. They are widely regarded as showing that Hilbert's program to find a complete and consistent set of axioms for all of mathematics is impossible, thus giving a negative answer to Hilbert's second problem.
 
arg-fallbackName="Zylstra"/>
'atheism requires more faith than religion'

'atheism is an illogical belief system'

'there is no evidence for atheism'

I see these all the time
 
arg-fallbackName="Philosoraptor77"/>
Haha, I've heard all of those from William Lane Craig, and he's supposed to be the best of the best (or at least that's what the Christians have been saying).
 
arg-fallbackName="Moraza"/>
First post, hi everyone!

Dug this up from some comment on a Kent Hovind Lecture in response to Dragon's existing. Didn't know where to start with it.

"I can, explain the fire from the dragon's mouthes.

Do we know what fossil fuels are?
Archaeologists discovered rocks in herbivoric dinosaurs , so that they could help digest the plants.
But how would the rocks be digested?
the chemicals in an additional stomach squirts out onto the rocks to disolve them.

Dragon breathe is nothing more than friction caused from flint stones in a dinosaur's stomach , reacting with the chemicals in the other stomach.

Those same chemicals are used as fossil fuels."

Good to see a basic lack of knowledge in chemistry, geology and extremely basic biology in one go.
 
arg-fallbackName="Mithcoriel"/>
Ostriches also have stones in their stomach to help them digest?
So Ostriches breathe fire too? (Well they have the T-rex feet..)
 
arg-fallbackName="Moraza"/>
Mithcoriel said:
Ostriches also have stones in their stomach to help them digest?
So Ostriches breathe fire too? (Well they have the T-rex feet..)

Seriously, at first I had no idea if they were being satirical or not. Turns out they in fact weren't.. :s
 
arg-fallbackName="e2iPi"/>
Moraza said:
Dragon breathe is nothing more than friction caused from flint stones in a dinosaur's stomach , reacting with the chemicals in the other stomach.
Nothing else to say about this but:
thestupiditburns1.jpg
 
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