The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

[Skillbus]

When people hear the word slavery they instantly think of the slavery in the 18th century. The slavery in the Bible was much diffrent. The slave stayed with his master for 6 years. After that he could leave if he wanted to or if he loved his master he could also choose to stay with him. Salvery was a form of charity. When someone could not support themselfs or was poor the master would take them in and the servent would work for him.

I would say killing of children not murder. The children were not innocent. Let me ask you this question. Why would God our creator come down to earth and live a perfect sinless life and be innocent and die in our place for our sin's? Like lieing stealing,lust ( God sees lust as adultry) blasphemy aginst the God who gave us life, and everything we love in life. He gave us the law he created us and we all broken his law. Have you? But he cared enough to die in our place when he had done nothing wrong. That's what seems unjust. Don't you think so?

This was in response to me showing him some bible verses about slavery and genocide.

 

[Zamnatou]

I argued once with my mother about religion and when I took down all her "arguments" for existence of god she said: " It doesn't even matter if god exists or not, but try to raise a child without religion!"

 

[Zed]

I'm assuming that this guy is saying I'm a pig and should await the punishment of Allah or something and he used a translation website. Can anyone read Arabic?


إنتظر عذاب الله لقولك هذا يا سليل القردة و الخنازير
Wait the punishment of God
يا حفيد الخنزير
son of Pork

 

[SocialNumb]

Well Noah did not need to take every disease on the ark. Satan makes diseases. Long after all the animals had thousands of babies and Noah had restarted humanity, Satan then returned every disease back to the earth.

That one is fantastic. :lol: :facepalm:

So is the DNA/Dirt one.

 

[pensego]

Christianity is not a religion.

 

[mechoman444]

Ok, so I was supposed to be meeting with a class mate to study Astronomy. We decided to meet at starbucks next to my school. The second he came in his first question to me was: 'what is your religion'. He said it just like that! My first reaction was: 'what the fuck I just want to study for Astronomy', but it was to late, the bombs were dropped and the damage done. I didn't want to debate with him so I just played devils advocate for a couple of hours and finally he started to give me 'evidence' as to how god was helping him in his life. The conversation went something like this:

"I'm really poor right now, going to school and all, but I know that god is in my life because I went down to see my mother last weekend and she gave me $20 to get through the week. See that's god helping me, I know when I need some money there's always going to be some for me because I'm a good person." The whole time he had this far away look in his eyes like he was recollecting a biblical experience.

I responded, "Ok, dude, look, if I were to show you a picture the Hubble space telescope took not to long ago", I pulled up a picture on google of the largest clump of galaxies we have seen so far. Thousands of galaxy could be seen in this picture spanning a distance well over 142 million light years in diameter. I then explained to him, or at least tried to explain to this dimwit how big a light year is and I tried to the best of my ability, to explain to him distances, or at least galactic distances. I kinda figured that it would be a waste of time... but you can't blame me for trying.

After he gazed at the picture for about 2 seconds, I asked him, "So, in your own definition of god he would have to be able to keep track of not only the lives of every living being in this mass of... ... mass, he would also have to be able to keep track of every single partial, electrons, neutrons protons, quarks, strings, beams of light, every single individual photon! Do you really think there is a being out there that is capable of all of this and to write all our fates at the same time?"

Without even giving me time to finish my sentence he replied, "Yes!! And whats a photon?"

What a waste of time. He failed Astronomy, I didn't. What a surprise.

 

[DontHurtTheIntersect]

After he gazed at the picture for about 2 seconds, I asked him, "So, in your own definition of god he would have to be able to keep track of not only the lives of every living being in this mass of... ... mass, he would also have to be able to keep track of every single partial, electrons, neutrons protons, quarks, strings, beams of light, every single individual photon! Do you really think there is a being out there that is capable of all of this and to write all our fates at the same time?"

Without even giving me time to finish my sentence he replied, "Yes!! And whats a photon?"

I too use this counter to talk some sense into people, but it also never works. They're quite happy responding in such a way, even though they don't know what it implies. Also, fail on his part for not knowing what a photon is.

 

[borrofburi]

Well this was a theist, I think he's a creationist but not sure, I'll post here anyway, since this seems to be the gathering place for all things stupid.

When you read the bible, the old and the new testament, it's full of God's defending and caring and love for the oppressed!

 

[theateistplacebo]

While debating a creationist one on one at my other forum site (atheistnation.net) a girl sent me a sermon by Kent Hovind talking about dinosaurs and said "This totally debunks atheism". I laughed very hard, listened to the sermon and laughed even harder, then I told her why those things that the bible talked about weren't dinosaurs (especially leviathon) and soon after that she quit coming to the forum. I wonder why.

 

[pozzolane]

I would like to donate a suggestion. There is a religious fundamentalist forum board that I frequent that is affiliated with a mega church in Colorado. The pastor there (Bob Enyart) has a radio show in where every once in a while his show is called "Real Science Friday". They post some of the comments of that show on the forum board and I have to say that the majority of those are so stupid and so dishonest that I don't know whether to be angry, or just cry for humanity. Here's the latest:

Behold teh stoopidz!

 

[Aught3]

يا حفيد الخنزير

Grandson of pork, I think.

 

[WaxItYourself]

This is the response to my post stating that evidence has already debunked his version of creationism and that creationism doesn't hold up to scientific data. From there I stated 'It's the creationists job to debunk evolution, not the other way around.'

"God's truth doesn't have to "debunk" anything. God's Word is truth. People need to conform their thinking to God's truth. God's truth doesn't need to conform to man's thinking.

There is zero evidence for evolution that is beyond question. It is a house of cards built on speculation upon speculation."

This guy constantly accuses others of making logical fallacies whenever anyoen disagrees with him. And he is a biblical creationist supporter.

 

[Dusty341]

This is a post from a Christian troll on an Atheist discussion board.....fucking wow.

Before I speak, let us ask God to give us the wisdom to come to a rational decision. In the name of the Father, his only Son Jesus Christ and Holy Ghost, Amen!

I had an interesting talk with my pastor the other day. I showed him the posts of one "atheist female" from these boards and he was horrified to see that she is a mother. Hundreds of Christian women are unable to have children because Satan gives children to atheistic females. It's a also fact that atheistic females have a sexual contact with males outside the holy wedlock, for they are sinful and full of lust. They don't have right to carry children in their wombs. It is illegal and against the word of God. I don't want my child who is 9 years old to go to the same school with the child whose godfather is Satan. No, no! I shall not tolerate this any longer! You atheists walk the earth only to blaspheme His Holy Name and His only Son Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost! How dare you? Live your pathetic lives and only when you surrender your life to the Christ shall you proliferate by the blessing of the Church.

God bless you all to find the way out of Satan and if not may he smite you if his vengeance for your filthy and life full of debauchery.

to which I replied:

Hey Anna! Nice to see another fresh Christian face on the boards!

I love your opinion that Atheists are lust filled beasts. Let me ask you a question: When was the last time you and your husband had sex? Probably been a long time eh? Seeing as how you are a repressed prudish wench. I wonder were your husband is fulfilling his needs. More than likely in another bed, considering your idiot outlook on sexuality. Maybe you should go fuck yourself. Since no one else is.

How did that feel Anna? Probably pretty upset and stung that I said that. Probably pretty outraged that I assumed quite a bit about your private life I'm sure. Not to mention the vulgarity in which I said it.

Now you know how I feel about your baseless and hateful assumptions and judgments about our lives. Just because our beliefs don't agree with yours. What a sad person you are.

Too harsh? I think not.

 

[e2iPi]

Too harsh? I think not.

I concur. Right on the money.

i^2

 

[Dusty341]

...And they keep on coming.

A typical atheist you are. Ignoring my given facts and giving irrelevant posts. When will you atheists learn to stop raping, stealing, killing and looting in the name of godlessness and see the Light of the Lord? Can't you see the truth? You atheists are full of crime!

 

[Quindar]

"Science was born as a Christian institution due to the emphasis of the importance of reason."

This from a guy with multiple engineering degrees.

 

[I_Am_Unbound]

I don't know about the most stupid thing ever said to me, but the most horrifying encounter I've ever had with a fundie was in a public restroom--I'm not kidding. Here's how the fiasco played out:

I worked at a small regional airport as a logistics grunt, moving supplies from the downstairs secure storage to the concourse and food court areas...things like kegs of beer and BiB bags for the resturaunts and supplies for the rest areas.

Well, one day I take a break, I head to one of the concourse bathrooms to take a leak. While I'm there, I'm accosted by an evangelist and his "wingmen"; All impeccably dressed in gray suitcoats and different colors of pastel dress shirts, all three with perfect weatherman hair...at a urinal.

I had a good laugh about it with the other loadies after it happened, but at the time, I couldn't get my brain in gear. The part that really messed me up was the handshake. He just...lunged for it, the second I turned around. He shakes my hand politician-style, and gives me a business card full of scripture. He says some stuff about the glory of our lord, thanks me and then turns on some other guy walking in off of the concourse! I never made it to a sink! I never finished my leak!

I remember mentioning it offhandedly to one of the Airport cops, but I don't think anything became of it.

~IaD

 

[Xeletoph]

One time I got into a debate about evolution of the brain with a creationist. I explained how we started off as a coastal race of nomads who lived off the sea. The sea had fish, and the fish were a source of protein. I explained to her that the consumption of fish over many generations resulted in the brain growing in size and probably why we dominate the planet.

She told me she disagreed with evolution, to which I asked why. She told me that 'you have to look at the genetic gene.' I didn't understand what she even meant by that. She said that if you had children eat fish for the first few years of their lives their brains wouldn't get bigger... I then tried to explain to her that evolution is an incremental process and doesn't happen all at one time. But I couldn't even finish my sentence because she interrupted me, claiming that I had just contradicted myself.

Yeah, the stupidest thing a creationist ever said to me was pretty much absolute, nonsensical rubbish... Not surprised though.

 

[Fictionarious]

"The First Law of Thermodynamics is stated as follows: Matter and energy can be neither created nor destroyed. There are no natural processes that can alter either matter or energy in this way. This means that there is no new matter or energy coming into existence and there is no new matter or energy passing out of existence. All who state that the universe came into existence from nothing violate the first law of thermodynamics, which was established by the very scientific community who now seem willing to ignore it. In summary, this law plainly demonstrates that the universe, and all matter and energy within it, must have had a divine origin,a specific moment in which it was created by someone who was all-powerful."

Read just the first and last sentences if it's not obvious.

 

[salko7]

i should have posted this ages ago...
we were talking about HIV/AIDS , and how its not adultery the reason they are here , and this is how he thought they are "created" :

when a man's semen fertilizes the egg , and another man comes and fertilizes the egg with his semen that's where the DNA gets messed up and create AIDS

my brain stopped working from the stupidity of what he said.