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Dear Mother England,
This will probably be the last of my correspondences with you; it will be the one of utmost importance as to the mind of a curious American:
If you need a dentist that badly, why don't you have someone take a crowbar and wedge them back into the correct place? I do believe this would resolve, at the very least, half of America's jokes we could possibly make about you, aside from cracks about high-class British porn and your funny phrases such as Small Ben and Wobbly Hinge-knocker instead of simply saying "Wristwatch" or "Door."
The American-type of English is simply the culmination of phrases, slang, and expressions from many different cultures and people being crammed together and trying the best they can; England is simply England. There's no excuse for pompis dandy words and phrases that have barely any grasp on what it is. Not even for the word pompis dandy.
God Save the Queen,
America
This will probably be the last of my correspondences with you; it will be the one of utmost importance as to the mind of a curious American:
If you need a dentist that badly, why don't you have someone take a crowbar and wedge them back into the correct place? I do believe this would resolve, at the very least, half of America's jokes we could possibly make about you, aside from cracks about high-class British porn and your funny phrases such as Small Ben and Wobbly Hinge-knocker instead of simply saying "Wristwatch" or "Door."
The American-type of English is simply the culmination of phrases, slang, and expressions from many different cultures and people being crammed together and trying the best they can; England is simply England. There's no excuse for pompis dandy words and phrases that have barely any grasp on what it is. Not even for the word pompis dandy.
God Save the Queen,
America