I am the Second Coming of Christ

[proofOFLife]

My name is Timothy James Knight and I am the Second Coming of Christ.

Pleased to meet you. Have you guessed my name?

 

[borrofburi]

Hmm... I wonder if a contract in court that said "I accept this man's $500 and promise to pay him $50,000 on the 12th" would hold up, or if he could plead insanity and get out of it...

 

[Anachronous Rex]

The sequel is always worse.

Is that some kind of Anime reference?

Failure to pretend he didn't know.

I'll admit I have watched some Anime in my day, but I honestly have no idea who/what 'Hokage' is. Is it from Dragonball Z or Naruto? Because I never could bring myself to watch those travesties.

Ahriman is a Persian god, my Senior thesis was on, among other things, the Zoroastrian religion. I don't see how the two are related.

 

[Andiferous]

II do still hope you will favour us with doughnuts

 

[SagansHeroes]

This is in no way meant to be insulting to you, but I'm pretty sure almost all psych hospitals/wards have a few second coming of Jesus'. If the second comming came in the dark ages, he would have been burnt alive as a witch, if he arrived today, he would be locked in a padded hospital.

 

[Clint]

Timothy wrote:<i></i>
The universe is imploding at almost the speed of light

Oh mighty creator. I'm just curious... Please tell us why it is when we look at every object in the universe, that they are getting further and further a part, faster and faster ...Leading us to the only conclusion possible that it's actually expanding?

Please enlighten us Lord Jesus Christ?

 

[nemesiss]

The sequel is always worse.


Failure to pretend he didn't know.

I'll admit I have watched some Anime in my day, but I honestly have no idea who/what 'Hokage' is. Is it from Dragonball Z or Naruto? Because I never could bring myself to watch those travesties.

Ahriman is a Persian god, my Senior thesis was on, among other things, the Zoroastrian religion. I don't see how the two are related.

it was the was you phrased it, that made me do it.
and we got a few laughs out of it, so i'd say "mission accomplished"

II do still hope you will favour us with doughnuts

my initial version of the J2-prototype was to spread donughnuts and condoms instead of bread and fish.

 

[lrkun]

My name is Timothy James Knight and I am the Second Coming of Christ.

The world will come to an end on 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11 GMT.

Before this time all human beings capable of belief will believe completely that I am the new Christ.

I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Jesus was the divine being produced from the virgin birth. I am produced from a typical birth but I have the divine soul. I am the divining being. I am the apocalypse. I am here to guide humanity towards the transfiguration of the universe. I am here to reveal the truths that have been hidden from humanity by the war between the false perception of reality that human beings have imposed upon themselves and the true nature of reality as determined by our status as evolved biological organisms.

I am a pantheist Christian. Pantheism is the true perception of God. God is everything as one.

Timothy means 'honouring God' James means 'supplanter' Knight means 'servant'. I am the new servant honouring God.

My birthdate is 27/7/78. The two stands for the Second Coming of Christ. The eight stands for the infinite, cyclical state of the universe. The three sevens stand for Christ. 777 is the number of Christ.

My place of birth is Gravesend. This name symbolises Paradise where there will be no death and no graves and no one will ever experience hopelessness or despair.

My sixth birthday was cancelled because I was ill. On this day I scratched my forehead and left scars. When I look in the mirror the scars appear in the form of three sixes. The three sixes tell me that I am the Antichrist. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Jesus was the Christ, Tim Knight is the Antichrist. The Second Coming of Christ and the Antichrist are the same thing. I am not evil, I am good, but I am something that will cause human beings fear- the truth. Jesus was the incarnation of good. I am the incarnation of truth.

The universe is imploding at almost the speed of light. On the eighth of November we will see the lights of the imploding universe. On the eleventh the world will end. After this the universe will reform as Paradise where we will all be reborn. All our sins will be forgiven and we will all live new lives experiencing bliss and happiness far beyond anything we can ever experience on Earth.

It is not my intention to offend anyone with this message. Only to honestly express what I believe to be true.

If you really believe what you believe in:

You need to see the doctor as soon as possible. You need to re-ASSes what you believe to be true. Or you can provide proof or evidence why people ought to accept what you say.

If you are joking:

Haha, yes, you made me laugh.

 

[Timothy]

Thanks for your responses.

Dear Prolescum. I am here to perform only one miracle which is the transfiguration of the universe into Paradise.

Dear Fenyx. I know about that guy. He is 61 he's too old to be the Christ. His three sixes are tattos. Anyone can get a tattoo. My three sixes are something I made completely by accident when I was six years old.

Dear Justbusiness. I'm not sure if you're serious or you're making fun of me. If you're serious that's fine if you're having fun that's fine too. Either way my answer is the same. You should think for yourself and decide what you think is best. Never automatically do what someone tells you to do whether it's me or an authority figure or anyone. This is my message for everyone- you are all individuals, you must all think for yourselves. If you don't you are vulnerable to authority figures abusing their power. If you decide you want to connect with me Just, and you decide you want to do what I would like, then I suggest you read my words on the 'Apocalypse and End Times' forum on beliefnet.com and add a message to my thread writing anything you want. Also communicate with on this forum.

You're right SagansHeroes. Many mental hospitals will have at least one patient who believes himself to be the Messiah. I have believed myself to be the Messiah for more than ten years and during that time I have spent time in mental hospital as a patient and as a professional carer. I have actually provided professional care to a patient who had a belief that he was the Messiah while believing myself to be the Messiah.

Dear Clint. The universe appears to be expanding but it is actually shrinking because it is imploding at almost the speed of light. The edge of the universe is rushing inwards at almost the speed of light. We do not know this because the light has not reached us yet. The light will reach us after 11pm GMT on the 8th of November 2011. This is my prophecy.

Further evidence for my beliefs is available on beliefnet if you are interested Irkun. I'm glad I made you laugh but I am serious.

I do see a consultant psychiatrist regularly so you don't need to be concerned about my health. In fact I have told him about my activity on the internet.

 

[nasher168]

What do I do? Laugh or cry? I can't tell.

Just on the off-chance that you're not a poe... may we have evidence of these 666 marks' existence?

 

[Laurens]

I don't know what kind of replies you expect posting on a predominantly atheist message board, but I think its very apparent (unless you are good at joking) that you have a problem, and I'm glad you are consulting a psychiatrist, very glad.

 

[lrkun]

Thanks for your responses.

Dear Prolescum. I am here to perform only one miracle which is the transfiguration of the universe into Paradise.

Dear Fenyx. I know about that guy. He is 61 he's too old to be the Christ. His three sixes are tattos. Anyone can get a tattoo. My three sixes are something I made completely by accident when I was six years old.

Dear Justbusiness. I'm not sure if you're serious or you're making fun of me. If you're serious that's fine if you're having fun that's fine too. Either way my answer is the same. You should think for yourself and decide what you think is best. Never automatically do what someone tells you to do whether it's me or an authority figure or anyone. This is my message for everyone- you are all individuals, you must all think for yourselves. If you don't you are vulnerable to authority figures abusing their power. If you decide you want to connect with me Just, and you decide you want to do what I would like, then I suggest you read my words on the 'Apocalypse and End Times' forum on beliefnet.com and add a message to my thread writing anything you want. Also communicate with on this forum.

You're right SagansHeroes. Many mental hospitals will have at least one patient who believes himself to be the Messiah. I have believed myself to be the Messiah for more than ten years and during that time I have spent time in mental hospital as a patient and as a professional carer. I have actually provided professional care to a patient who had a belief that he was the Messiah while believing myself to be the Messiah.

Dear Clint. The universe appears to be expanding but it is actually shrinking because it is imploding at almost the speed of light. The edge of the universe is rushing inwards at almost the speed of light. We do not know this because the light has not reached us yet. The light will reach us after 11pm GMT on the 8th of November 2011. This is my prophecy.

Further evidence for my beliefs is available on beliefnet if you are interested Irkun. I'm glad I made you laugh but I am serious.

I do see a consultant psychiatrist regularly so you don't need to be concerned about my health. In fact I have told him about my activity on the internet.

I can just see your psychiatrist do the "Face palm." :facepalm:

 

[Prolescum]

Dear Prolescum. I am here to perform only one miracle which is the transfiguration of the universe into Paradise.

Well I'd have a word with your old man, he's sold you short this time. Oh wait, aren't you your father? Pretty unfair of you to do that to yourself, I mean, if you were required to spend time in a mental home wouldn't you at least grant yourself the power of persuasion? The gift of the gab? Another question: Can you respond to this post in Cantonese? I suspect that the Messiah would be easily understood by anyone willing to listen. Don't cheat using google's translation service though, it's easy to spot.

Here's the real rub:

Many mental hospitals will have at least one patient who believes himself to be the Messiah. I have believed myself to be the Messiah for more than ten years and during that time I have spent time in mental hospital as a patient and as a professional carer.

You only believe yourself to be the messiah. You of all people aught to know, non? Either your vocabulary is wanting or your dad didn't quite think this whole second coming thing through properly.

You really need to have a word with your padre/yourself, or on reflection, perhaps fewer words.

 

[Timothy]

Dear Nemesiah. If you want to give your money away that's up to you. I will not accept it. I don't want to be rich. I am not rich and I am not poor. If you want to give your money away I'd suggest you give it to the poor.

ProofOFLife I guess that your name is...... Tom.

The evidence of the 666 marks existence is that I write so. If this is not enough for you that's fine. I either am the Christ or I'm not. If I am people will believe that I am if I'm not then they wont. There isn't anything I have to do. I don't have to prove myself.

Dear Laurens. Thank you for showing concern for me. I get on with my psychiatrist fine and he considers me a low priority case. I don't think he is doing the 'face palm' about my internet activity I don't think he cares that much he is more concerned with his more seriously ill patients. I came here because I was hoping for reasonable responses as this is the league of reason. I believe belief in an omnipotent omnibenevolent God is fundamentally irrational and damaging to the human race. I have attempted to confront people who believe this insane thing on the 'Discuss Christianity' forum of www.beliefnet.com. I admire Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris and Daniel Dennett and I have read some of their material. I agree with many of their arguments. I am a Pantheist which Dawkins describes as a 'sexed up Atheist' . I think this is an interesting description. I believe myself to be essentialy rationalist. The people I have been in communication with on beliefnet are too irrational and unintelligent. I was hoping that here I would find rationality and intelligence. I would like it if I could get lor users to join my debate on the discuss Christianity forum and support me in demonstrating the non-existence of an omnipotent, omnibenevolent God.

I can't speak Cantonese Prolescum. I have a human father. Jesus Christ was produced by the virgin birth but I am produced by a typical birth. I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. This information is in my original message.

I do believe that I am the Messiah. I may be right or I may be wrong. I don't know. Time will tell.

 

[nasher168]

The evidence of the 666 marks existence is that I write so. If this is not enough for you that's fine. I either am the Christ or I'm not. If I am people will believe that I am if I'm not then they wont.

Well I don't believe you're the Christ. Presumably no one else does either. Interpret that how you will.

 

[fenyx]

Dear Fenyx. I know about that guy. He is 61 he's too old to be the Christ. His three sixes are tattos. Anyone can get a tattoo. My three sixes are something I made completely by accident when I was six years old.

so with the number...which is it? because you seem to be overlooking the fact that there's disagreement that the number in question is 666. there are several manuscripts that give the number of the beast as 616.

so what's with the discrepancy?

in fact..what's with ALL the religious discrepancy? Can you give an objective account/answer that CAN NOT be disputed?


Ill put money on the answer being no.

 

[Timothy]

Well then you'd win some money. I think gambling is immoral though.

Dear Nasher. I don't believe anyone will believe that I am the Christ until late December this year.

The number is 666. Because that's the number on my forehead and I'm the Antichrist.

All things are disputable. Someone could dispute 2+2 = 4 if they wanted to. Most religion revolves around belief in God/Gods which are insane beliefs that occur through a powerful psychological phenomenon.

 

[nemesiss]

Well then you'd win some money. I think gambling is immoral though.

Dear Nasher. I don't believe anyone will believe that I am the Christ until late December this year.

The number is 666. Because that's the number on my forehead and I'm the Antichrist.

All things are disputable. Someone could dispute 2+2 = 4 if they wanted to. Most religion revolves around belief in God/Gods which are insane beliefs that occur through a powerful psychological phenomenon.

actually its 999, not 666.
i know im right, because im your father.. if you are indeed J2
also 2+2=10

 

[Prolescum]

I can't speak Cantonese Prolescum. I have a human father. Jesus Christ was produced by the virgin birth but I am produced by a typical birth. I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. This information is in my original message.

I do believe that I am the Messiah. I may be right or I may be wrong. I don't know. Time will tell.

I take it you're not familiar with the second coming according to its source...

If you expected anyone of a (relatively) reasonable disposition to take you seriously, I think you'll be disappointed. Don't waste your time waffling to people on the internet who are only entertaining this thread because it's lulzy, youtube would be a more appropriate venue if you insist on using the internet to make the gentiles and jews likewise aware.

 

[fenyx]

Well then you'd win some money. I think gambling is immoral though.

then you think life is immoral.

you made the claim, you want people to listen...the burden of proof is on you dude.


the lulz have been exhausted as far as im concerned. have a nice life.