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I am the Second Coming of Christ

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Timothy

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arg-fallbackName="Timothy"/>
My name is Timothy James Knight and I am the Second Coming of Christ.

The world will come to an end on 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11 GMT.

Before this time all human beings capable of belief will believe completely that I am the new Christ.

I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Jesus was the divine being produced from the virgin birth. I am produced from a typical birth but I have the divine soul. I am the divining being. I am the apocalypse. I am here to guide humanity towards the transfiguration of the universe. I am here to reveal the truths that have been hidden from humanity by the war between the false perception of reality that human beings have imposed upon themselves and the true nature of reality as determined by our status as evolved biological organisms.

I am a pantheist Christian. Pantheism is the true perception of God. God is everything as one.

Timothy means 'honouring God' James means 'supplanter' Knight means 'servant'. I am the new servant honouring God.

My birthdate is 27/7/78. The two stands for the Second Coming of Christ. The eight stands for the infinite, cyclical state of the universe. The three sevens stand for Christ. 777 is the number of Christ.

My place of birth is Gravesend. This name symbolises Paradise where there will be no death and no graves and no one will ever experience hopelessness or despair.

My sixth birthday was cancelled because I was ill. On this day I scratched my forehead and left scars. When I look in the mirror the scars appear in the form of three sixes. The three sixes tell me that I am the Antichrist. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Jesus was the Christ, Tim Knight is the Antichrist. The Second Coming of Christ and the Antichrist are the same thing. I am not evil, I am good, but I am something that will cause human beings fear- the truth. Jesus was the incarnation of good. I am the incarnation of truth.

The universe is imploding at almost the speed of light. On the eighth of November we will see the lights of the imploding universe. On the eleventh the world will end. After this the universe will reform as Paradise where we will all be reborn. All our sins will be forgiven and we will all live new lives experiencing bliss and happiness far beyond anything we can ever experience on Earth.

It is not my intention to offend anyone with this message. Only to honestly express what I believe to be true.
 
arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
Well this is certainly the most appropriate forum to make this announcement; could you show the general public a miracle, perhaps on the news?

Many thanks.
 
arg-fallbackName="nasher168"/>
Seconded. Something showing you actually substantiating this would be nice. Otherwise, I'm inclined to think that you are merely a lowly troll.
 
arg-fallbackName="fenyx"/>
you got some competition dude

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/13265407/detail.html

what makes your claim any more valid than his?
 
arg-fallbackName="nemesiss"/>
aren't you a bit early?
i thought i set everything that you would be born on 2nd februari in 2222 at 22:22:22Hours GMT....
 
arg-fallbackName="JustBusiness17"/>
Timothy,

I asked for a sign of your arrival last night and you have delivered. Today is a blessed day and I will do everything within my power to reconnect with you so we can stand against the forces of evil. Please tell me what you want me to do so that I can serve you better in these - our final days!
 
arg-fallbackName="Laurens"/>
Don't worry Jesus, the men in the white van will come to take you to a special place very soon.
 
arg-fallbackName="Schmoikel"/>
Timothy said:
My name is Timothy James Knight and I am the Second Coming of Christ.

The world will come to an end on 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11 GMT.

Fantastic! Can I have your car? Just sign over the title to me and I'll be around on 11/12/2011 to pick it up. Just leave the keys in it. And while you're at it, you might as well leave your bank account number there too.

Thanks,
Schmoikel


man i really hope he has a bitchin ride!
 
arg-fallbackName="Nemesiah"/>
Timothy said:
My name is Timothy James Knight and I am the Second Coming of Christ.

The world will come to an end on 11/11/2011 at 11:11:11 GMT.

Before this time all human beings capable of belief will believe completely that I am the new Christ.

I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Jesus was the divine being produced from the virgin birth. I am produced from a typical birth but I have the divine soul. I am the divining being. I am the apocalypse. I am here to guide humanity towards the transfiguration of the universe. I am here to reveal the truths that have been hidden from humanity by the war between the false perception of reality that human beings have imposed upon themselves and the true nature of reality as determined by our status as evolved biological organisms.

I am a pantheist Christian. Pantheism is the true perception of God. God is everything as one.

Timothy means 'honouring God' James means 'supplanter' Knight means 'servant'. I am the new servant honouring God.

My birthdate is 27/7/78. The two stands for the Second Coming of Christ. The eight stands for the infinite, cyclical state of the universe. The three sevens stand for Christ. 777 is the number of Christ.

My place of birth is Gravesend. This name symbolises Paradise where there will be no death and no graves and no one will ever experience hopelessness or despair.

My sixth birthday was cancelled because I was ill. On this day I scratched my forehead and left scars. When I look in the mirror the scars appear in the form of three sixes. The three sixes tell me that I am the Antichrist. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Jesus was the Christ, Tim Knight is the Antichrist. The Second Coming of Christ and the Antichrist are the same thing. I am not evil, I am good, but I am something that will cause human beings fear- the truth. Jesus was the incarnation of good. I am the incarnation of truth.

The universe is imploding at almost the speed of light. On the eighth of November we will see the lights of the imploding universe. On the eleventh the world will end. After this the universe will reform as Paradise where we will all be reborn. All our sins will be forgiven and we will all live new lives experiencing bliss and happiness far beyond anything we can ever experience on Earth.

It is not my intention to offend anyone with this message. Only to honestly express what I believe to be true.

I find myself enthraled by your words of wisdom, say; is there an account where I could send all my money to?

Praise be to you
 
arg-fallbackName="simonecuttlefish"/>
Sorry to be a downer mate but, put on the 12" mix of 'I feel Love' by Donna Summer, set it to auto loop and get stuck into the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyl_nitrite, and the second coming is real easy. Just have faith and don't stop working at it. You may find that shouting out JESUS and GOD a lot helps as well.
 
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