Heh, heh... Yeah, we say we are near brisbane, but don't be fooled that town is a decoy. The real ipswich is located underneath sydney and soon we can rise up fom our underground empire and take over all of world.
MUHAHAHAHA! WE ARE THE MIGHTY MOLE MEN OF IPSWICH! ALL SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE OUR MIGHT!!!
Errm... What?...
MUHAHAHAHA! WE ARE THE MIGHTY MOLE MEN OF IPSWICH! ALL SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE OUR MIGHT!!!
Errm... What?...