STCKY PLEASE! =] THE RANDOM THREAD

[Josan]

I ask Ozymandyus kindely if he would be humble and kind and caring and loving and share the hill with me. He agrees. Then when he turns to get back to his research, I push him into the mud and roll him down the hill, muhahahaha.

My hill!

 

[felixthecoach]

You win. I don't care too much for the hill anymore. The grass is a little too high, and I don't like to mow. Besides, there are a ton of decomposing bodies.

 

[Josan]

Well if you don't want, I sure as hell don't want it either...

*walks of the hill*

 

[Ozymandyus]

Aw crap, MUD! My one weakness!

Your hill.

 

[GoodKat]

You win. I don't care too much for the hill anymore. The grass is a little too high, and I don't like to mow. Besides, there are a ton of decomposing bodies.

No, I annihilated them all, remember?

I afflict Josan with an infirmity of the bowel, causing him to anally expel his intestines and die.

My hill.

 

[felixthecoach]

:lol: I love how everyone was just like, "eh, screw this, you win"

except for cat...cat is a jerk. :mrgreen:

and flisk below....

 

[COMMUNIST FLISK]

summons bamahut who then uses megaflare to turn the hill into molten glass....

my (hot) hill

 

[GoodKat]

except for cat...cat is a jerk. :mrgreen:

I nevar lose!

Dumps hundreds of gallons of liquid nitrogen on the hill, freezing Flisk along with it, then says "hasta la vista, baby", before firing a single shot and shattering flisk.

My hill.

 

[COMMUNIST FLISK]

sends the entire red army to the hill and shouts: "in soviet russia, liquid nitrogen freezes YOU!"
conquers the hill

plants the hammer and sickle flag

i now have over 9000 nukes, and an impenatrable barrier to all magic, weapons, or anything else you can think of

the comrade's hill

 

[Josan]

I start a revolution within the ranks of your socialist regime!

Viva la Hill!

 

[GoodKat]

In thaw myself(I am still inside the barrier, remember?) and quietly kill Josan and skin him, I then proceed to lead my new army wearing my Josan suit.

 

[COMMUNIST FLISK]

massive nuclear war ensues....
radioactive hill

 

[blinddesign]

okay, it's the guess-the-person-from-the-ascii-picture-references-game!!!!!

http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/c/cockroach.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/pqr/religious.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/s/snake.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/pqr/penis.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/c/computer.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/def/ducks.txt

 

[blinddesign]

okay, it's the guess-the-person-from-the-ascii-picture-references-game!!!!!

http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/c/cockroach.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/pqr/religious.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/s/snake.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/pqr/penis.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/c/computer.txt
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/def/ducks.txt

come on... guess the person! i'll give you a clue- he's a fundie.

 

[Jebez42]

Okay, I`ll try...

VenomFangX -> because he`s
a cockroach
a religious nutter
a snake and some snakes have venom
a dick (penis)
uses a computer to spew is religious venom
hero is Hovind a quack (duck)

 

[blinddesign]

Okay, I`ll try...

VenomFangX -> because he`s
a cockroach
a religious nutter
a snake and some snakes have venom
a dick (penis)
uses a computer to spew is religious venom
hero is Hovind a quack (duck)

exactly! the snake was also a snake-oil salesman reference but i would have been impressed if you got that. you win... sexy-time with me if you can get yourself over to my house.