To the idiot posting bullshit: pigs are actually very clean animals. It's when you fill a tiny sty (or more general - a small confined space) with a lot of pigs that there's no way for them to keep themselves clean. Domesticated dogs on the other hand are pretty filthy animals, smelling the urine and sometimes eating the shit of their neighbour dogs...
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Quran number miracles?
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ImprobableJoe
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thebigbosstn said:
Well, you should try to post something worthwhile if you want to be respected.
For instance, your example of pork is pretty stupid. Whenever I go to China Palace for take-out my wife and I get the shits. Connecting the food to the poop is just common sense, but by your illogic that's proof that I'm a prophet. I'm just as magical as the Quran!
Worship me! :lol: :lol:
Thomas Doubting
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According to the instruction given in Quran 4.11, 12 and 176, if a man dies and leaves behind a wife, three daughters and his two parents, His wife's share of his inheritance is 1/8. (In what ye leave, their share is a fourth, if ye leave no child; but if ye leave a child, they get an eighth) His daughters would receive 2/3 (if only daughters, two or more, their share is two-thirds of the inheritanceand his parents each will get 1/6 of his inheritance. (For parents, a sixth share of the inheritance to each, if the deceased left children
makes 112.5% instead of 100%, I know, you can find THE perfect explanation for that crap but 43:3 says it is perfectly understandable, especially to Arabic speaking people which it definitely isn't, so another fail for Qur'an and its science.
Your god didn't even know how to do math.. so taking some random words, counting how often they appear and making up crap numbers with them would probably confuse him.
But thats not the only thing the omniscient being doesn't know
Oh well i'll just stop it here, skip the part with modern slavery of your women, "how to beat your wife" guide, "kill your kids if they are immune to brain washing" and all the other violence and the other ridiculous claims and ask you about your respect.
thebigbosstn said:
you mean like when some muslims tell us that we are soulless immoral pigs and deserve to burn in hell for not submitting to your brain washing? And thats the harmless version of religious "respect"
That your books tells us we are too stupid to understand because your all loving god made us that way, and you rub it in our nose and tell us we deserve great punishment, that is when i feel insulted and not tolerated, and sure not respected.
Ridiculous.. basically, freely interpreted, your book actually tells us that if we find enough mistakes in your fairy tales to be sure its bollocks, it means your god made us too intelligent and we deserve to be punished for it.
Well then, bring it on Sky Daddy!!
Btw, insulting God is a victimless crime.. something that doesn't exist can't feel insulted, and if your omnipotent being really exists, he doesn't need you to fight his battles for him.
Lallapalalable
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I've never before seen someone so bluntly present the "if you are unlucky enough to be born outside of [cult], then you are going to Hell" statement.
ImprobableJoe
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Seems like an odd place to keep the porn...Laurens said:
Thomas Doubting
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Master_Ghost_Knight said:
I wonder how it looked like when the book was written.. and if they could still use the same numbers in 20000 years.. or just 50!
The surface covered with water is changing every once in a while.. even more now with the global warming and I think nobody in the qur'an said "count those words and add them up and blabla"
But even if they had.. somebody who isn't brainwashed enough to buy that crap will only see a bunch of numbers extracted from a bunch of words taken from a pile of paper..
@ Muslims, here a bunch of numbers from Christians
Really, this sounds even more convincing, sure you don't want to convert to Christianity instead of bugging them to join Allah who was at least as bad with math as Yahweh? Oh wait.. thats not really surprising.. you guys say its the same God!!
Oh and.. friendly tip, drop the cola and pepsi if you want to be sure you don't drink alcohol and consume cocaine!
alcohol and cocaine in Coca Cola?
Old recipe proves
Anyway! If in doubt, consider atheism, we tend to use calculators and real math books, and we have no eternal punishments for pseudo crimes.
[edit]typos+oops, almost forgot that "their Gods are the same God"
ImprobableJoe
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Laurens said:
You should stash your porn in a Quran!!!
Anyhoo, once again I'm going to pull out my trump card: Christians, Muslims, and Jews all believe in the same magic man in the sky. If they can't convince each other of the details, why the fuck are they bothering us?
Thomas Doubting
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ImprobableJoe said:
The more the merrier? :roll:
Maybe I should start a new religion, take the Abrahamic God as my imaginary friend and whoever believes in him may join. Not much would change.. he needs a new name, lets call him Hugo! And we need new commandments.
1) Imaginary friends have no say.
2) Stick to government laws.
3) No money asked in the name of Hugo (but you are free to give me some)
4) Tolerate other people's imaginary friends.
5) If somebody doesn't believe in Hugo, including your children, thats their fucking problem, not yours.
6) Hugo day once per year (just for me to have another day off..)
7) *
*gotta work on that list.. or is this enough?
Lallapalalable
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Idea: Hollow out a quran and keep a flash drive filled with hardcore porn, a bottle of liquor, and a bag of pork rinds.ImprobableJoe"You should stash your porn [i said:
Duvelthehobbit666
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Also keep a baggy of some good stuff in there and some pages from the bible as rolling paper :lol:Lallapalalable said: