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Oh, the irony!

arg-fallbackName="Daealis"/>
"If Jesus came from the Jews, why are there still jews?"

Art of Trolling @ memebase, brightened my day with that one.
 
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Memeticemetic said:
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, i, wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

What? I see nothing offensive about this at all...

There's a sign on a post just up the road from here that says "Get on you knees, because Jesus is coming!" I've often wanted to put a sign under it saying "P.S. Get the camera ready for the money shot!"
 
arg-fallbackName="Memeticemetic"/>
Krazyskooter said:
Memeticemetic said:
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, i, wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

What? I see nothing offensive about this at all...

There's a sign on a post just up the road from here that says "Get on you knees, because Jesus is coming!" I've often wanted to put a sign under it saying "P.S. Get the camera ready for the money shot!"

It is a moral imperative that you embark on that bit of culture jamming forthwith!
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arg-fallbackName="scorpion9"/>
id suggest googling some cool images. there are some really funny ones out there



here are some of my ideas

paraphrasing an old and known saying

" what happens in confession booth. stays in confession booth."
( under that there could be a cartoon image of a small boy crying )

micro evolution + micro evolution + micro evolution = Macro evolution
cult + cult + cult + cult = religion


an image of a church with a lightning rod and under it a text " we just run out of faith"


image of a school report card, where all subjects are "F",´s except bible class which is an "A", and under that is a text
congratulations, you have just become a professional creationist.


some questions about gods all powerfullness
" Can god become an Atheist? "
" can god commit a suicide"
" can god count to infinity"


here is a religious rubics cube i made some time ago. something like that would be cool on a t-shirt
religionrubicscube2jpg.jpg
 
arg-fallbackName="nemesiss"/>
Krazyskooter said:
Memeticemetic said:
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, i, wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

What? I see nothing offensive about this at all...

There's a sign on a post just up the road from here that says "Get on you knees, because Jesus is coming!" I've often wanted to put a sign under it saying "P.S. Get the camera ready for the money shot!"


im not sure if this is a good idea to print, unless these people do have a sense of humor.
a picture of a girl on her knees in front of jesus but her head is in front of his cruch, that it could look like shes giving him a blowjob.
under the picture the lines "its not what your thinking, you perv"
 
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image of a school report card, where all subjects are "F",´s except bible class which is an "A", and under that is a text
congratulations, you have just become a professional creationist.

That one is pretty good. Although TBH I'm inclined to think it would even better without the caption.
 
arg-fallbackName="scorpion9"/>
something i came up with today



and image of a bible. on the cover of it, there is a text - Holy Bible, under that, in smaller letters it says " This Side UP"



as u know, all religious nuts like to throw their bible verses at people as if they mean something. like Mat 2:32, gen:32:23 etc
based on that there could be a shirt with following lines

" Thau shalt not beliveth everything thau hears" Common Sense:12:33

" Thau shalt think before thau talks" - Rational Thought 2:32

" Thau uses ones brain, always" - Intelligence 1:01





an image of a lion eating a pries in Savannah, the priest....legs half eaten, reaches out and screams " Natural selection doesnt work"

as u know, some cretards believe that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

based on that there could be a t-shirt with a picture of a dinosaur munching broccoli, and under that
a single word " Really?"
 
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"I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God... That means you Ratzinger"
 
arg-fallbackName="Krazyskooter"/>
Perhaps a couple hot girls, licking a steeple and cupping its bells, with the words Jesus Is Coming as a banner over it....lmao, I wonder if something that crude would sell.
 
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