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Oh, the irony!

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Krazyskooter

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So, my business is currently targeting the local churches, and religious women/girl to sell t-shirts to and I'm having to come up with some nice things to put on the back. Anyone have any legit ideas? BTW, i'm LoLing on the inside as I type....I think it would be awesome to have a really good idea come from an atheist....It just feels wrong on so many good levels.
 
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Krazyskooter said:
So, my business is currently targeting the local churches, and religious women/girl to sell t-shirts to and I'm having to come up with some nice things to put on the back. Anyone have any legit ideas? BTW, i'm LoLing on the inside as I type....I think it would be awesome to have a really good idea come from an atheist....It just feels wrong on so many good levels.
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Do you mean your business is to sell something related to the local churches? I mean the theme must be for the local churches or it must be religious?
 
arg-fallbackName="nemesiss"/>
you could put on a shirt " [psalm##] FTW"

and put some random psalm on it, preferbly an insane one that people either don't or hate.. as a for of sarcasm.
 
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It's mostly targeting a broad audience of christians women and girls, mostly fundimentalists though. But pretty much anything that fits the equation of Cute + Girly + Jesus = $.

I do like the FTW idea... I could always use Numbers 31 FTW!!!
 
arg-fallbackName="AdmiralPeacock"/>
"I love guys with wood" (picture of the crucifix)

"Are you hung like my man!" (picture of the crucifix)
 
arg-fallbackName="lrkun"/>
Krazyskooter said:
It's mostly targeting a broad audience of christians women and girls, mostly fundimentalists though. But pretty much anything that fits the equation of Cute + Girly + Jesus = $.

I do like the FTW idea... I could always use Numbers 31 FTW!!!
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Jesus for the win.

Ave maria - an image of mama mary holding baby jesus. Mothers will like this.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph - image in a manger - good as a family theme.

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Haha.
 
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Fundies don't really like Mary so much...They equate her to the catholic church and steer away from images with her in them.
 
arg-fallbackName="lrkun"/>
Krazyskooter said:
Fundies don't really like Mary so much...They equate her to the catholic church and steer away from images with her in them.
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So they're not catholics. I've always liked catholic women. :p
 
arg-fallbackName="TheDamnIrish"/>
"Follow Me to Salvation" (image of Jesus on the cross)

"Christians Do It For the Prophets"

"Bride of Christ" (image of a ring with a cross engraved into it)

"Daughters of Jehovah"

"Jesus: The First Feminist" - This one is so bad it makes me both cringe and LOL at the same time.
 
arg-fallbackName="Krazyskooter"/>
I really think the Bride of Christ one would do well around here. That's a really big saying in the local baptist churches. I will try that one and see how it works. Thanks.
 
arg-fallbackName="barboft"/>
Krazyskooter said:
So, my business is currently targeting the local churches, and religious women/girl to sell t-shirts to and I'm having to come up with some nice things to put on the back. Anyone have any legit ideas? BTW, i'm LoLing on the inside as I type....I think it would be awesome to have a really good idea come from an atheist....It just feels wrong on so many good levels.
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I could probably think of some satirical stuff for you, but if this is a business you're running it wouldn't really help you.
 
arg-fallbackName="DepricatedZero"/>
Just have one say "Ezekial 23:20"

Idea courtesy of ZJ, not my own. See if you can slip it through, if anyone bothers to check what the verse says.
 
arg-fallbackName="Laurens"/>
You should make some hot pants with:

"Thou shall not covet thy neighbours ass"

Written on the back
 
arg-fallbackName="Krazyskooter"/>
LMAO, I would have to make some of these shirts to sell at atheist conventions. Alot of people liked the whole bride of Christ idea btw. I'm going to start doing the sketches tomorrow. Keep bringing on the funny stuff as well. I might be able to use it one day.
 
arg-fallbackName="TheDamnIrish"/>
LMAO, I would have to make some of these shirts to sell at atheist conventions. Alot of people liked the whole bride of Christ idea btw. I'm going to start doing the sketches tomorrow. Keep bringing on the funny stuff as well. I might be able to use it one day.
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:D Awesomeness. Send pics of the finished product.
 
arg-fallbackName="MillionSword"/>
How about just having a plain white cross shape on a coloured T-shirt? Or is that too simple/ done before?

Or you could do that optical illusion where you just see the negative of Jesus's face and if you stare at it for 30 seconds or something you'll see jesus when you close your eyes. You know which one I'm talking about right? If not I'm sure I can find it. Ideally, place it around the boob area so people will be staring at boobs for the lulz.
 
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Duvelthehobbit666 said:
Have some Eric Cartman quotes from the christian rock episode.
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This idea is fantastic.... at least until one of them figures it out...
 
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borrofburi said:
Duvelthehobbit666 said:
Have some Eric Cartman quotes from the christian rock episode.
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This idea is fantastic.... at least until one of them figures it out...
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But they love Jesus right, don't they love Jesus. (manipulative tone)
 
arg-fallbackName="Memeticemetic"/>
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, i, wanna feel his salvation all over my face"

What? I see nothing offensive about this at all...
 
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