Creationist... Pastafarainism?!

[Dumbfounded]

To paraphrase Heinlein's law into something we might call Zylstra's Law...
Never attribute to mischievousness or malice what can be easily explained by apathy

"...but don't rule out malice." to complete the quotation.

 

[Zylstra]

"...but don't rule out malice." to complete the quotation.

or intoxication :lol:

 

[Dumbfounded]

or intoxication :lol:

Oh, I never rule out intoxication...

To quote the great poet Homer, "Beer, the cause of and solution to all life's problems!"

(Lunch is over for me, sorry. )

 

[Fordi]

That is a heresy that posits that (FS)M is a trickster.

That is no heresy at all. The FSM (sauce be upon him) may be unknowable, but in that His Noodly Appendages have tied piracy inversely to Global Warming, we can guess that He has an absurd sense of humor. "Trickster", then, fits in with our limited understanding of His starchy, meaty personality.

 

[Zylstra]

That is no heresy at all. The FSM (sauce be upon him) may be unknowable, but in that His Noodly Appendages have tied piracy inversely to Global Warming, we can guess that He has an absurd sense of humor.[/quopte]

LIES!! For I say unto you, limewire hath multiplied the numbers of the opiates countless fold whilst making the trade more lucrative and more accessible to landlubbers that e'er before! You have been misled and deceived in order that you might fail to comprehend the true awesomeness if (FS)M

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Yes, and every Pastafarian is also a huge supporter of Intelligent Falling. Gravity is a lie; we are actually being held down by constant pressure exerted by His many noodly appendages. This is why the midget is sacred. The FSM cares a great deal for these individuals which is why they are so small. His Noodliness exerts extra pressure to keep them from floating away.

 

[Icefire9atla]

Does that mean he pituitary giants displease his noodliness?

Great screen name Raistlin! (Loves Dragonlance)

 

[Raistlin Majere]

Does that mean he pituitary giants displease his noodliness?

Great screen name Raistlin! (Loves Dragonlance)

Thank you

And no, pituitary glands serve no real purpose and are just there to disguise the workings of His Noodliness. People all grow at the same rate, but those that are favored grow less because of the increased pressure by one of His many holy appendages.

 

[Zylstra]

The males among his favored are rewarded as their anatomy comes to resemble one of his appendages; the japanese have offered women up to His Noodliness for many year in thanks for his blessings