24 chromosomes proves God???

[Mafiaaffe]

-You are wrong here. 24 Chromosomes is unique. It proves the virgin birth because Mary did not have intercourse. normal humans have 48, 23 come from both mother and father. His blood cells were ALIVE, so that proves he is God, because that defies all natural law. Everyone elses blood would be DEAD, never mind alive after 2000+ years. A Geneticist, Dr Eugene Dunkley, says that 24 chromosomes proves a virgin birth:

http://anchorstone.com/ASI-Newsletters/Ark-of-the-Covenant-Update.html

*facepalm* this is utter bullshit.
As xulld already said apes do have 24 pairs of chromosomes and actualy humans too(the human
chromosome number 2 is a fusion of 2 chromosomes) and if jesus had 24 single pairs of chromosomes
he was either a Chimpanzee, a Gorilla or a Orang-Utan.

p.s.:
***warning creationist math***
"normal humans have 48, 23 come from both mother and father."
23 x 2 = 48!

 

[Schnittertm]

Well, maybe they really meant only 24 chromosomes and not 24 chromosome pairs, I mean it's the holy spirit impregnating a human female, but as the holy spirit is supposedly a spirit, he can't have any genetic material, now can he? But that would still leave Jesus with 24 single chromosomes, which gives credence to the fact, that Mary was, in fact, an ape. It's just the powers of the spirit that held together the form of Jesus later on and fooled everyone into thinking that Mary was actually human.

 

[Mafiaaffe]

Well, maybe they really meant only 24 chromosomes and not 24 chromosome pairs, I mean it's the holy spirit impregnating a human female, but as the holy spirit is supposedly a spirit, he can't have any genetic material, now can he? But that would still leave Jesus with 24 single chromosomes, which gives credence to the fact, that Mary was, in fact, an ape. It's just the powers of the spirit that held together the form of Jesus later on and fooled everyone into thinking that Mary was actually human.

Umm so Jesus was either a half ape or a dogfish.

 

[Sebine]

Wasnt there something in the DOOM movie about the 24th Chrom?

 

[Whisperelmwood]

Yah - apparently there was - something about the extra one being thething that tured them either REALLY NICE or REALLY NASTY (when there was a 'predilection for violence') - so sayeth my other half, the game/movie nut.

 

[Schnittertm]

Wasnt there something in the DOOM movie about the 24th Chrom?

Argh, don't speak of this abomination that is not even worth being called a movie.

 

[pointyhairedhumanist]

Maybe they meant 22 single chromosones (missing dad's) plus an X and a Y chromosone. Presumably Jesus had a Y chromosone, though his owning one would kind of negate the idea of not having his non-sex chromosones unpaired.

 

[Garden]

God needs to form herself using only 24 chromosomes? Why? She couldn't find a way to make herself in human form using a full battery of chromosomes. Actually if we are made in God's image should she have every gene in the human genome(not sure if thats the right word) when she's in human form.

 

[theatheistguy]

Ok, I'm going to try to work this creationist 'logic' out.

24 chromosomes (not pairs) apparently explains the virgin birth according to this guy, so either Yeshua was born half a man and one chromosome doubled itself (perhaps the y), or half a male ape.

So after this genetic impossibility, his blood spilt on a rock and survived there for 2000 years and has since been discovered and analysed only by creationist nutjobs....awesome....

 

[man]

There is evidence of females in some spieces cloning themselves as in producing a daughter.
Zues had intercourse with mortal s that is not virginal
firs Suspoded mary gave birth, like goddess juno alone without a male as in only female.


The 24th chromosome has been linked to evolution by Darkwins, in that this is a shared chromosone that fused in us.
I even found a site that suggest the chromosome was a nasa invention injected through virus.

 

[malicious_bloke]

Gamete with an extra chromosome? Jesus had down's syndrome...

But the idea of Mary getting down n dirty with a chimp is funnier

 

[Dean]

There is evidence of females in some spieces cloning themselves as in producing a daughter.
Zues had intercourse with mortal s that is not virginal
firs Suspoded mary gave birth, like goddess juno alone without a male as in only female.


The 24th chromosome has been linked to evolution by Darkwins, in that this is a shared chromosone that fused in us.
I even found a site that suggest the chromosome was a nasa invention injected through virus.

Gamete with an extra chromosome? Jesus had down's syndrome...

But the idea of Mary getting down n dirty with a chimp is funnier

Amusing indeed.

But one also has to wonder . . . did neither of you notice that this thread is THREE years old? It's probably a good idea to keep an eye on the "timestamps" in the bottom-left of every post. . . and in this case, the latest one before these two comments was produced on May 10[sup]th[/sup], 2009. I just thought it would be useful for me to point that out, if you have not yet noticed is all (the time-stamp, I mean).

 

[malicious_bloke]

Hmm, now that you point it out...

'twas on the front page of the subforum so it looked kind of current