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Yet more gender options

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Perhaps it should be better to let it open and everyone gets to write whatever gender they want to be. Or else this keeps getting silly.
 
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DepricatedZero said:
Spork's gender should be "Extraterrestrial Utensil"
Or perhaps, universally reliable utensil of eating. (excluding knives, which are dangerous anyway). That comes out more sophisticated and pacifistic, I think. But I'm not sure, as I don't have a spork in my utensil drawer for testing. And we'd have to take statistics on pacifists too. Perhaps a salad fork might help.
 
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Andiferous said:
Or perhaps, universally reliable utensil of eating. (excluding knives, which are dangerous anyway)
There was a universal utensil in an Asimov book, "The Currents of Space", that was all three. Of course, it was only given to the peasant workers, so maybe discriminating against dangerous untensils is a status symbol?
 
arg-fallbackName="Andiferous"/>
Lallapalalable said:
Andiferous said:
Or perhaps, universally reliable utensil of eating. (excluding knives, which are dangerous anyway)
There was a universal utensil in an Asimov book, "The Currents of Space", that was all three. Of course, it was only given to the peasant workers, so maybe discriminating against dangerous untensils is a status symbol?

Oh, interesting point! Indeed, it would make sense from a political perspective to keep the dangerous utensils away from the peasants, and keep them satiated with Sporks.
 
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