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Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

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An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the "other man" was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible," he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

"Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk," Jennifer said. "But he knows I'm faithful." It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that "a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive." That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.
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http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant


Words fail me.
 
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You can't help but wonder what else she has gotten up to in the past and he's just believed every ridiculous excuse.
 
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Aught3 said:
Best excuse since that Jewish harlot said God made her pregnant.
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Well... this is pretty bad, I guess, but I couldn't help but wonder if she screamed "OH GOD!!!!!" when she came?

Anyway, this story is hilarious.

I think I've heard similar stories elsewhere.
 
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"I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible."
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http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2005-09-18/news/WHITEBLACK_1_dave-myers-judy-myers-bill-myers
 
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Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling.
Gigidy
 
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Oh wow.. this is as bad as that chick that claimed to get pregnant from a swimming pool instead of admitting being sexually active.. (she was on a trip with her mother)
Either he just puts up with it because he truly love her, or he's a fucking moron.. How the hell did he even get into the military? Is the US recruitment really this bad at the moment?
Just.. FUCK!!
 
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Private_slim said:
Oh wow.. this is as bad as that chick that claimed to get pregnant from a swimming pool instead of admitting being sexually active.. (she was on a trip with her mother)
Either he just puts up with it because he truly love her, or he's a fucking moron.. How the hell did he even get into the military? Is the US recruitment really this bad at the moment?
Just.. FUCK!!
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Lol, that was exactly the story I was thinking of... Thanks. :)
 
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Well, does tell us that it could have been real.
Not like stories like this havn't been seen before. Swimming pool.
 
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