Where can i find a bible without all the bad stuff

[valerytozer]

The Bible is filled with errors, mistakes, and Contradictions.

I am looking for a copy of the bible that has had all , incoherent, bull shit, Unjust, Proved False, XXX Rated, Offensive (to Anyone), Contradicting, and questionable (The crap) stuff taken out.

I know it would be like a few pages, but I am wondering if this has ever been done.
I know "the whole thing!" and please be sincere about this .
Lots of people have said oh, this is wrong and that is wrong, but i can not seem to find the whole thing edited, in txt or doc or pdf.
There are many sites out there about, this or that, but no full altered version. And please no videos.
Or am i gong to have to do it myself ?

PS: I am also looking for the "White bible" Used by the KKK. (found in deep south cults)
Please do not harp on me about this, I am an Atheist and doing some research.

Thank you for you time.

 

[CommonEnlightenment]

If I'm not mistaken I think that Thomas Jefferson tried a feat like that many years ago........

At least it's a good start.

 

[Inferno]

You could start here.

Just look at what they've annotated and chuck those out. There won't be a whole lot left in your Bible though.

 

[valerytozer]

THANK YOU MUCH

 

[Laurens]

Hmm I have a feeling it would be a very very very short book, and would probably fall out of the category of book, and become more of a leaflet.

 

[valerytozer]

ya, I think thats what will happen, but i still need to try

 

[Thomas Doubting]

Please show us your "Holy Pamphlet" when you're done :lol:

 

[Deleted member 619]

Go look up Kurt Wise to see what happened when an attempt at something like this was made, although his attempt was centred only on removing that which demonstrably contradicted established scientific principles. The outcome of removing all the contradictions and bullshit would probably leave an even sparser result.

 

[Welshidiot]

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[valerytozer]

:lol: that was cute yup that me all the way

 

[lonelocust]

You can get a tree book of the mentioned Jefferson's Bible at http://www.amazon.com/Jefferson-Bible-Thomas/dp/0807077143

It's also available online.

 

[valerytozer]

thank you, still working on it, a number of things have come up, i am moving so will git back to it as soon as i can

 

[Exmortis]

A Bible without logical errors, incoherent blathering and contridictions...

That is an completely impossible thing if I ever did hear one...


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