Waiting for the return serve

[VitalApparatuz]

Every time I would allow myself to be indoctrinated about the biblical view as a child it would only take a few days for that feeling to wear off .The erosion of logic and visual evidence in day to day life would unfailingly lead me to a dual minded state of disbelief/belief .
That was sort of the "serve" of god that always got a quick ,accurate return from logic.
Ive been a card carrying atheist for only a few weeks ,insomuch as I dont even dabble in the possibility of a god,but that span of time is almost ten times longer than I ever was able to entertain the god idea in totality...I know the return serve isn't coming either,theres nothing in my day to day life that disproves my new outlook,in fact ,day to day life seems to be strengthening it.

 

[Th1sWasATriumph]

Welcome home. You'll find a locker and peg with your name on it down the hall. In the meantime, join us in the great hall where we dine only on ale, mead, steaks and cake.

 

[VitalApparatuz]

the cake is NOT a lie this time!

 

[GoodKat]

the cake is NOT a lie this time!

We've even brought your friend.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

the cake is NOT a lie this time!

yes, but have you seen the recipe?

Safe ingredients
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
Nine large egg yolks
One 18.25-ounce package chocolate cake mix
One and two third (1 2/3) cups granulated sugar
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting
One cup granulated sugar
One cup lemon juice
One large rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Pull and peel licorice
Three slash four (3/4) cup vegetable oil
Three slash four (3/4) cups butter or margarine
Two cups all-purpose flower
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
Two slash three cups (2/3) granulated rhubarb
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
Uncertain ingredients
Alpha resins (curic acid)
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals
And volatile malted milk impoundments
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb (corrupted entry.)
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
Unsaturated polyester resin
Garnishes
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fiberglass surface resins
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment
Fish shaped solid waste
Dangerous ingredients
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Cordless electric needle injector
Cranial caps
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Slaughter electric needle injector/ that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue

 

[VitalApparatuz]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[mandangalo18]

I was told there would be feasting on babies and puppy kicking...

 

[VitalApparatuz]

I was told there would be feasting on babies and puppy kicking...

That comes after the atheistic drugs binge.

 

[Fordi]

That comes after the atheistic drugs binge.

... which, of course, is after the mandatory hands-on biophysics exam / orgy.

 

[xchillx42]

the cake is NOT a lie this time!

Awww fuck, I was going to use that one, you bastard.