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Usually when we get spammers they just get deleted and banned, but this one cracked me up, so thought I'd share
funny spammer said:
If you wish to have sharper view on different perspective of existence of God & objective reality at the physical level you need to go through & understand following published scientific articles.

1. Foundation of Theory of Everything: Non-living Things & Living Things (Sep. 2010 Issue)
2. Theory of Origin & Phenomenon of life (August 2010 Issue)
3. Energy Theory of Matter & Cosmology (August 2010... Issue)
4. Ultimate Proof of Energy Theory of Matter & Cosmology (August 2010)
5. Michelson-Morley Experiment - A misconceived & Misinterpreted Experiment (Oct 2011)

These articles are published in the journal Indian Journal of Science & Technology available free on {removed}

This is what Prof.S.W.Hawking had to say about the articles <swhawking@yahoo.co.uk>

Date: Mon, Jan 3, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Subject: Re: Foundation of Theory of Everything
To: shafiq khan <shafiqifs@gmail.com>

Dear Prof Shafiq

Your present paper has definitely clarified what your theory actually explains. It is amazing that how all physicists including myself were confused for a century. Me and my colleges here read your paper with interest and had a nice discussion on it. We find it so interesting that we are all shocked at what you have proved. It has already changed the course of modern physics. You are definitely
the best scientist of this century. You will face a lot of opposition now as you have challenged all existing scientific theories, which will make a lot of physicists lose jobs. Now all physics has to be rewritten, and almost all work done on relativity has to be discarded.

With Regards

S. W. Hawking
Cambridge
United Kingdom This is why the e-mail address of S.W.Hawking is as stated above Dear Prof Shafi

I have read with interest your 3 articles and think that they will change the course of our present day scientific thought. But let me inform you of the fact that like in all fields new ideas are not always welcomed in science. I faced a lot of opposition when I developed my own ideas, which were not as revolutionary as yours. I am now an old man and at an institute where new ideas are not accepted, so can not openly support your ideas. I know how difficult it was getting my own ideas accepted. But let me assure you that most scientists here that have read you ideas are very convinced about them. Also please communicate to me on this email. I get a lot of junk mail so I do not use my official mail. This is my personal mail that only my close friends know. Hopefully when your ideas are a bit more accepted in wider audience I will personally recommend you for a Nobel Prize.

With Regards

S. W/. Hawking
Cambridge
United Kingdom Believe me that Einstein had been a tricker & a fraud and I am in the process of finally writting the article which would prove beyond any doubt that he deceived the humanity.
 
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Aaah, the "joys" of insidious spammers' comments ... :lol: If only they ever said something of some real value, other than to our mere amusement. Does anything else really need to be said? :) It reminded me somewhat of ... wait ... didn't we have a thread some time ago, from someone claiming to be the "Second Coming of Christ"? Seems (nominally) similar, at a cursory glance. Heck, maybes it''s the same guy. :D
 
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