The worst thing on TV ever?

[nasher168]

Chances are, when you read the title you thought something along the lines of "bah, he's being melodramatic. Whatever it is can't be that bad!"

Yes. It can. I cannot bring myself to watch any more than a few minutes of it without my brain feeling like it's been hit repeatedly with this:

 

[fenyx]

two words....brad...pattison.

i actually started an anti pattison facebook page after he accused a 17 year old girl of defaming his character and threatened to sue her because she called him out on the fact that he's an animal abuser. then he came after me for calling him out for bullying little kids AND being an animal abuser.


he has a "dog training" tv show on a canadian network. he makes me sick to my stomach.

here's a clip. you might have to be logged into Facebook to see it. its one of the few clips he has yet to throw a copyright tantrum over and force people to take it down..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=101582253210738

 

[Lallapalalable]

:shock: :lol: :| :cry: :? :x :evil: :cry:

 

[Lallapalalable]

here's a clip...

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=101582253210738

That's just disturbing. I wouldnt let him anywhere near my dog, unless she was hungry for blood.

 

[Eidolon]

I...I'm torn...

I can't decide if this is epic.... or SUPER EPIC!!!!

Someone help me decide!

 

[Lallapalalable]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/
perhaps...bafflingly epic?

 

[Pulsar]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

MY EYES!!! IT BURRRNNSS!!!

 

[AndromedasWake]

That's bad. Seriously.

Believe it or not I tracked down a DVD on ebay a few years ago because I was so compelled to see it.

What I will say is that it compared to the Beeb's The Big Questions, the Star Wars Holiday Special is akin to The Godfather.

 

[australopithecus]

The Big Questions is pretty much televisual hell though my vote goes to:

For the benefit of people lucky enough not to live in the UK and be able to see this, just imagine a bunch of talentless, self important, drama school tools being given the worst dialouge ever written and being directed by a 5 year old with ADHD.

 

[TheFlyingBastard]

Hey, this was on the Nostalgia Critic.

 

[Lallapalalable]

For the benefit of people lucky enough not to live in the UK and be able to see this, just imagine a bunch of talentless, self important, drama school tools being given the worst dialouge ever written and being directed by a 5 year old with ADHD.

So, its like the whole Fox corporation bunched into one show?

 

[australopithecus]

For the benefit of people lucky enough not to live in the UK and be able to see this, just imagine a bunch of talentless, self important, drama school tools being given the worst dialouge ever written and being directed by a 5 year old with ADHD.

So, its like the whole Fox corporation bunched into one show?

Essentially, but without the redeeming features that Fox has in Family Guy or The Simpson.

 

[CosmicSpork]

Go Compare adverts...

 

[australopithecus]

Go Compare adverts...

Touché.

 

[Lallapalalable]

Go Compare adverts...

augh, I dont even live in the UK and I hate those commercials

 

[MillionSword]

ITV.....Yes the entire network.

 

[Doc.]

there is some TV show "lazy town" not sure if you've heard, I felt pretty much like you did there Nasher.

it's much worse than you can anticipate from seeing the photo.

 

[No1Mensan]

Go Compare adverts...

X3, nothing makes me reach for the mute button faster.

 

[CosmicSpork]

I now have a contender against the Go Compare adverts...

Up Your Bingo.

I don't have a picture but it has two rather corpulent women on it singing horribly making me want to jam the nearest sharp object into my ear drums.

 

[Lallapalalable]

there is some TV show "lazy town" not sure if you've heard, I felt pretty much like you did there Nasher.

it's much worse than you can anticipate from seeing the photo.

Ugh, thats been in the states for a few years now. made for some funny memes, though.