The world didn't end May 21st...

[Your Funny Uncle]

Re: The world ends in five days

I would've expected that it would be Israel time, seeing as that's where most of the Bible takes place.

 

[FaithlessThinker]

Re: The world ends in six days

done :3

That image's so going 404 not found on May 22nd. I'm saving screenshots and PDF's for posterity (and laughs)...

(screenshot of here)

• ANOTHER INFALLIBLE PROOF That God Gives That Assures The Rapture Will Occur May 21, 2011 (originally from here & here)
• NO MAN KNOWS THE DAY OR THE HOUR? (originally from here & here; this is likely to stay as a "we were wrong and lacked humility to claim knowledge of the day and the hour" form of excuse)
• JUDGMENT DAY (originally from here & here)
• FACTS about May 21, 2011 (originally from here)

 

[MillionSword]

Re: The world ends in six days

That image's so going 404 not found on May 22nd. I'm saving screenshots and PDF's for posterity (and laughs)...

It's already my signature on another forum.

 

[australopithecus]

Re: The world ends in five days

Part of me wishes the nutjobs are right, then I won't have to pay my water bill.

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Re: The world ends in five days

Part of me wishes the nutjobs are right, then I won't have to pay my water bill.

In some section of hell is a room where I have all the cans of Spaghetti Os I can eat, but not a can opener or reasonably sharp object in sight. :|

 

[RigelKentaurusA]

Re: The world ends in six days

That image's so going 404 not found on May 22nd. I'm saving screenshots and PDF's for posterity (and laughs)...

Google or someone archives websites allowing you to visit them in an eariler state.
Way back machine.

 

[nemesiss]

Re: The world ends in four days

Part of me wishes the nutjobs are right, then I won't have to pay my water bill.

In some section of hell is a room where I have all the cans of Spaghetti Os I can eat, but not a can opener or reasonably sharp object in sight. :|

the only thing i have to answer to that is: BITCH PLEASE !
their supposed to be demons and monsters in hell and most have been depicted with horns.
one goods jab and you got a nice whole to get it out.

not only that we can also just kill someone for their bones and smash the can open.
perhaps a little bit grusome, but functional... and all in the name of SCIENCE!

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Re: The world ends in four days

In some section of hell is a room where I have all the cans of Spaghetti Os I can eat, but not a can opener or reasonably sharp object in sight. :|

the only thing i have to answer to that is: BITCH PLEASE !
their supposed to be demons and monsters in hell and most have been depicted with horns.
one goods jab and you got a nice whole to get it out.

not only that we can also just kill someone for their bones and smash the can open.
perhaps a little bit grusome, but functional... and all in the name of SCIENCE!

Hell will have Minecraft with a working Physics engine.
And it is ALWAYS 5 minutes before sunrise.

:0

 

[FaithlessThinker]

Re: The world ends in six days

Google or someone archives websites allowing you to visit them in an eariler state.
Way back machine.

They're not guaranteed to always have the site or page you want. In our case, while the main homepage has had 523 captures, Family Radio conveniently evaded capture of their "Rapture home page" so far by using a different index page for it. Hopefully our visits to Way back machine will trigger them to start capturing.

 

[Your Funny Uncle]

Re: The world ends in three days

I love today's xkcd...

 

[nophun]

Re: The world ends in five days

Part of me wishes the nutjobs are right, then I won't have to pay my water bill.

Part of me hopes they are right so I can till the 2012 wackos "I told you so" early.

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Re: The world ends in five days

Part of me wishes the nutjobs are right, then I won't have to pay my water bill.

Part of me hopes they are right so I can till the 2012 wackos "I told you so" early.

Anyone else going to use this as an excuse to get laid? :lol:

 

[Prolescum]

Re: The world ends in five days

Anyone else going to use this as an excuse to get laid? :lol:

Personality and appearance not quite enough?

 

[Laurens]

Re: The world ends in three days

They'd better not be right, it's my birthday on Monday...

 

[Pulsar]

Re: The world ends in five days

Anyone else going to use this as an excuse to get laid? :lol:

Dominique Strauss-Kahn did

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Re: The world ends in five days

Anyone else going to use this as an excuse to get laid? :lol:

Personality and appearance not quite enough?

All I have to do is wear my uniform, talk lightly, and have interesting opinions on things that shake the interest of women.

It's either my personality and humor - or it's the medals. I'll let you know once I actually bother to care enough and answer that question. :lol:

 

[Prolescum]

Re: The world ends in five days

All I have to do is wear my uniform, talk lightly, and have interesting opinions on things that shake the interest of women.

It's either my personality and humor - or it's the medals. I'll let you know once I actually bother to care enough and answer that question. :lol:

It was rhetorical, my friend. Just a gag.

 

[FaithlessThinker]

Re: The world ends tomorrow

Pray with me while we still have time...

An Atheist's Prayer to Lord God

Lord,
I am an atheist, and I ask you to clear my doubts.
I find it hard to believe that Jesus died on the cross for my sins, and that he rose again on the third day after his death.
I ask him into my Science lab, and expect him to be your personal Evidence Provider.
No thank you God for confusing me so much, that you would send nothing more than an ancient book and an urban legend of a man named Jesus for me.
In that urban legend's name I refuse to pray,
Amen.
PS: Btw, tell Jesus I'll see him tomorrow during the Rapture.

The original prayer is as follows:

Lord, I am a sinner, and I ask you to forgive me of my sins. I beleive that Jesus died on the cross for my sins, and that he rose again on the third day after his death. I ask him into my heart, and accept him as my personal Savior. Thank you God for loving me so much, that you would send you Son to die for me. In Jesus Name I pray, Amen.

 

[BrainBlow]

Re: The world ends tomorrow

I'm so freaking excited...

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Re: The world ends in five days

All I have to do is wear my uniform, talk lightly, and have interesting opinions on things that shake the interest of women.

It's either my personality and humor - or it's the medals. I'll let you know once I actually bother to care enough and answer that question. :lol:

It was rhetorical, my friend. Just a gag.

I'm aware. Just playing along.

Is anyone else going to get wasted tonight?
Fuck, why isn't the Magic Sandwich show on LIVE to do an end-of-days broadcast? IT would be a grand excuse For me to be on the show, since I do believe I am at the furthest-off when it comes to timezones. :0