The water you are drinking is depleted of...

[stratos]

damnit I knew I should have gone trough with my plan to bring a new product on the market.
Dehydrated mineral water. Cheap, easy to carry and made out of the purest of mineral water. Just add run of the mill tap water.

 

[GreatLich]

damnit I knew I should have gone trough with my plan to bring a new product on the market.
Dehydrated mineral water. Cheap, easy to carry and made out of the purest of mineral water. Just add run of the mill tap water.

That sounds wonderful, is it still or sparkling?

 

[xchillx42]

You should have looked up just two posts...

Whoops...

 

[TheFearmonger]

What IS oozing up from the ground?? *horror* it looks like... Stupidity!!! (stupidity being the various emoticons)

Why hello, stupid! How are you?
:|
What do you think of the "Sprinkler effect"?
:facepalm:
So you think not even stupidity would describe this? Wow, that means you, as conceptual essence of stupid, are smarter than this woman, correct?

Wow. but... you've done bad things too, right?

Yeah, like the Niocan fiasco on another post.
:evil:
What!!?? That wasn't you? That was his own damn fault?!

But, that means you are smarter than him, too!
:ugeek:
Wait, what are you doing...!
:twisted:
No, get off me!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*gargle**silence*
:mrgreen:

 

[Logic-Nanaki]

scalyblue: yeah, he's my favorite as well

Marcus: I'm not sure she knows what hydrogen peroxide is. And yes, of course there was a monkey shitting on her head, because I have faith there was...

Zylstra: You think maybe we should start a cult?

Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2, i think, i'm no chemist) have a nice use as a torpedo-fuel since it separates oxygen when in contact with silver, allso..it sets things on fire when in contact with abt everything.

the monkey is real, thou shalt not mess with the allmighty headshitting monkey.

the cult is allready here. just send me everything you own, and you are a part of the headshitting monkeys

 

[Blasted]

This page is hilarious! :lol:

I like especially the straight line between copper (Cu) and "Cell unit" (also Cu, waddya know!).

OK that water can dissolve gas, but hello, 15 min in half a liter of water? If any gas is formed it'll just poof out as soon as you open the cork... Maybe you can get a flash if you put a lighter there?

Oh, and the best of all, under 'The Stick':

Dr. Hayashi's Original Hydrogen-Rich Water Stick, an FDA Registered Medical Device, creates cleaner, less acidic, Hydrogen fortified anti-oxidant water right in your own water bottle!

Less acidic!? I thought H+ was the acid part... :facepalm:

"In junior high school chemistry we learned that the redox reaction or oxidation-reduction is the most universal, fundamental, as well as, most important of all."

God damn it; I knew they were lying when they told me all that organic chemistry was useful!