The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

[Memeticemetic]

You guys are always saying this. Why don't you give evidence for your own claims ? What has Hovind, Gish or Ham ever said that was faulty ?

The only thing I can think of that Hovind said that wasn't faulty were the first six words of his *ahem* "doctoral" thesis: Hello my name is Kent Hovind. Though I have yet to investigate whether this claim is true.

 

[Inferno]

Not to me personally but...

Can you prove your point or are you just going to spout out evidence all day?

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

Not to me personally but...

Can you prove your point or are you just going to spout out evidence all day?

my reaction

 

[Visaki]

The sheer number of people believing in God proves he exists

Same person, about a minute later:

The existence of evolutionists disproves evolution

Believers in God prove God, believers in evolution disprove evolution? Apparently he didn't see anything contradictory in those two sentences. I never figured out his logic.

 

[Memeticemetic]

I never figured out his logic.

I sincerely hope you never do.

 

[he_who_is_nobody]

dotoree[/url]"]There are even records of the ancients building flying vehicles that flew with engines powered by mercury (not uploaded yet).

 

[BrainBlow]

I actually don't believe in facts

 

[Inferno]

A Muslim posted this on another forum I'm on. First his text, then my response just for giggles:

Here is the story of these exotic fit to be staged in response to the atheists:
There was a boy sent to distant lands to study and stayed there a few of time .. He went after his return to his family to ask them to bring his religious teacher to answer the three questions....?

Finally they found a teacher..
Boy: I have 3 questions:
1 - Does God really exist? And if so, show me the form?
2 - What is the fate and destiny, I do not believe it?
3 - If the devil was a creature of fire ..
How the fire burn him?
Teacher slapped the boy on his face
boy is in pain: Why did you slap me? What made you angry with me?
The teacher replied: I am not angry, but the slap is the answer to your three questions ..
Boy: But I did not understand anything

Teacher: What do you feel after I slapped you?
Boy: of course I feel pain
Teacher: Do you believe that pain exists?
Boy: Yes
Teacher: Show me the form?
Boy: I can not
Teacher: This is my first answer .. We all feel the existence of God, but we can not see
Then he added: Did you dream last night that I will slap you?
Boy: No
Teacher: Do you risk in your mind I will slap you today?
Boy: No
Teacher: This is the fate
Then he added: my hand that slapped you, what was it created?
Young man: from clay
Teacher: What about your face?
Young man: from clay
Teacher: Why do you feel after I slapped you?
Boy: I feel pain
Teacher: well .. although the devil creature of fire .. but if, God willing, it will fire a painful place to the devil

I have other facts......

Yep, God is like a slap in the face. :lol:

 

[Krazyskooter]

dotoree[/url]"]There are even records of the ancients building flying vehicles that flew with engines powered by mercury (not uploaded yet).

Isn't that from the Stargate t.v. show?

 

[Anachronous Rex]

dotoree[/url]"]There are even records of the ancients building flying vehicles that flew with engines powered by mercury (not uploaded yet).

Isn't that from the Stargate t.v. show?

Or from Mirandansa, take your pick.

 

[borrofburi]

Or from Mirandansa, take your pick.

I thought mirandansa only takes from indiana jones...

 

[Baranduin]

Isn't that from the Stargate t.v. show?

No, actually the concept is quite older, but then there are few Truly Original IdeasTM in the series as StarGate producers took quite a lot of inspiration from people like Von Däniken, who were (are?) kind of obsessed with that. Vimanas, Elijah's helicopters and other hiperadvanced technologies have been recurrent topics for Atlantis and Ancient Astronaut crackpots.

 

[FaithlessThinker]

A Muslim posted this on another forum I'm on. First his text, then my response just for giggles:

[blah blah]

I have other facts......

Emphasis mine. Love how he refers to the story as factual.

Btw do you know the hoax story of the girl who threw quran and got deformed due to curse of allah? (It's actually a sculpture by the artist Patricia Piccinini). Very hilarious when someone shared that story and the photo of the 'girl' as though it's real, and I debunked it within seconds of googling.

 

[JRChadwick]

NephilimFree in his discussion with me;
"I've just totally debunked Stephen Hawking."

 

[Inferno]

NephilimFree in his discussion with me;
"I've just totally debunked Stephen Hawking."

Any way to hear you guys talking? SEE you guys talking? Would be the lulz of the month!

 

[JRChadwick]

There is a nine part video series of the recorded Skype call on NephilimFree's channel.

 

[Inferno]

There is a nine part video series of the recorded Skype call on NephilimFree's channel.

Sadly, I can hear only one person (you?) talking.

 

[JRChadwick]

NephilimFree is the person I can hear the loudest. I can hear myself too. As well as Micha1116.

 

[Laurens]

NephilimFree is the person I can hear the loudest. I can hear myself too. As well as Micha1116.

NephilimFree has a really creepy voice. I can imagine him saying things like

"I only killed Betty cause she tried to escape, I don't like it when people try to escape, it makes me nervous"

 

[Caractacus]

Gods great! I Broke my femur about 5 weeks ago and before I went into surgery I prayed and everyone in my family laid hands and prayed over me! Guess what? The doctor said it would be 6-8 weeks before I could walk. I'm walking now and it's only been 5 weeks :) Doctor's may be able to give you the diagnoses but the power of Prayer can change anything!

Not posted directly to me, but when I read it I facepalmed my fist through my face.