The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

[Gnug215]

So uh... I assume this is your doing?

Are you implying that account is a poe account I'm running?

I'm assuming it, and then asking, so... not implying.

 

[unhealthytruthseeker]

 

[nemesiss]

*insert video from ralien*

Such a troll

could be real, it has many grammatical errors

 

[ThePuppyTurtle]

The Question is if anyone can be this stupid.

 

[IBSpify]

the person is clearly trolling TPT, please, stop feeding the troll

 

[ThePuppyTurtle]

The Top 5 from FSTDT

My concern for level of pain of rape would be greater if it weren't for the fact that most American women deserve to raped because they oppose prostitution as a sexual outlet for men. Since they deserve to raped, I cannot concern myself with the pain rape causes them.

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.

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Later on he goes on to say...

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth, how can i see it now? I'm only 20.

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth then the viewer would need to be 11 million years old.

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And it continues with...

I don't believe light travels at all, i've looked at various models and worked on many but none of it works. The basics of visual perception is often overlooked. When we look at something what is actually going on? The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at. The intromission theory states the opposite.

The emission theory is the most common sense, so i don't believe there is any speed of light. The 'Starlight Problem' has never been a problem for me and the YEC model. The earliest Church Fathers (2nd-4th century AD) who believed in emmision theory also had no problem with starlight and a young universe.

Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?

When should a parent start using the rod of correction on a child that the Lord has brought into the family? There is no clear and specific answer to this very good question. However, it is my opinion that the correction of children should start as soon as the need for that correction is made manifest. Every discerning parent who has been blessed with a little child in his home realizes that his initial impression of the sweetness and the innocence of the child is in reality an illusion. A child very quickly demonstrates his fallen, depraved nature and reveals himself to be a selfish little beast in manifold ways. As soon as the child begins to express his own self-will (and this occurs early in life) that child needs to receive correction. My wife and I have a general goal of making sure that each of our children has his will broken by the time he reaches the age of one year. To do this, a child must receive correction when he is a small infant. Every parent recognizes that this self-will begins early as he has witnessed his child stiffen his back and boldly demonstrate his rebellion and self-will even though he has been fed, diapered, and cared for in every other physical way.

Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well. It was a hard battle but was won. It was about four months or more ago. My wife and I were in McDonalds and were having a conversation with an angel and Leviathon had come up. I told the angel that i wanted to fight this demon and he said I could. On the way back to the hotel I asked the angel if he could bring the demon to a predestinated place and he said yes. I figured that since Leviathon was from the depths of the sea he would be used to the cold water so I filled the tub up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The angels (there were two now) brought Leviathon bound to the tub and fought with me. We all pulled our swords from our hips and began running this demon through with all my strength and everything I had. I would say it took atleast half an hour or more. We were all spent but the battle was won.

 

[lordlandraid]

That collection of random crap is sickening... to think anyone could actually write any of that and think they are intelligent... You'd think if their god truly created them 6000 years ago god would of given them logic skills that were more advanced than an amoebas...

 

[lordlandraid]

You are trying to imply that ID is the same as creationism

Ha HA.... funny...

 

[ThePuppyTurtle]

My Brother: I thought you knew all those fossils were fake

Me: Are you proposing every hominid fossil ever found has been a Fake?

My Brother: They Don't prove anything, I haven't proposed to anyone, I don't wanna get Married, Dumbass.


I Swear I am not making this up.

 

[lordlandraid]

My Brother: I thought you knew all those fossils were fake

Me: Are you proposing every hominid fossil ever found has been a Fake?

My Brother: They Don't prove anything, I haven't proposed to anyone, I don't wanna get Married, Dumbass.


I Swear I am not making this up.

Wow... That's... incredibly sad... Is the rest of your family like that?

 

[ThePuppyTurtle]

My Brother: I thought you knew all those fossils were fake

Me: Are you proposing every hominid fossil ever found has been a Fake?

My Brother: They Don't prove anything, I haven't proposed to anyone, I don't wanna get Married, Dumbass.


I Swear I am not making this up.

Wow... That's... incredibly sad... Is the rest of your family like that?

My dad is a Hyper-conservative, He believes they should Drop the Department of Education.

 

[lordlandraid]

My dad is a Hyper-conservative, He believes they should Drop the Department of Education.

I don't even know what to say... I guess all I'll say is this. I'm glad you are no longer someone like that. I've been reading what you've been posting as of late and have been watching your videos whenever new ones come out. It's obvious you are quite intelligent and I'm glad that intellect isn't being wasted.

 

[Thomas Doubting]

My dad is a Hyper-conservative, He believes they should Drop the Department of Education.

I don't even know what to say... I guess all I'll say is this. I'm glad you are no longer someone like that. I've been reading what you've been posting as of late and have been watching your videos whenever new ones come out. It's obvious you are quite intelligent and I'm glad that intellect isn't being wasted.

there, a living proof for (intellectual) macroevolution :lol:

 

[lordlandraid]

Thomas... your picture is extremely creepy :shock:

 

[Thomas Doubting]

Thomas... your picture is extremely creepy :shock:

Yeah i know
I am not of the photogenic sort, i wanted to use one of these 2

but i didn't want to boast about my hobbies..


Oh and the stupidest thing a creationist muppet ever said to me hmm.. it is hard to say.. it is pretty much all too stupid to be comparable.. But in the funniest conversation i had with someone from God's fanclub i heard 2 stupid things, that we can't be serious about humans having the same ancestors with any other "kind" because "experiments" proved that our DNA is not compatible with any of God's other creations.
I only said that some people raping their camels or their sheep or abusing a hole in a tree can not really be considered the sort of experiment that could back that statement up scientifically....

And the second was that the Sun MUST be God's work because it is burning even though there is no oxygen in space!
:shock:
science.. take as much as you need to vomit some moronic statement and then ignore anything that could remotely scratch on the bubble protecting your illusion :roll:

but i heard some disturbing things about the antichrist and the rapture that i summarized in another forum:

A few lines that i remember when talking about the Antichrist: (I didn't always ask who the antichrist is supposed to be but rather generally talked about that and the consequences and so on).

- You will see when it happens, one has nothing to fear if they are pure in their heart (not that i said i am afraid, so i took it that he was afraid when talking about it)
- People like you are antichrists! (my favorite)
- it is the devil himself. (of course!)
- it is the son of devil. (why not both of them? and the uncle and the aunt and their dog and the goldfish too!)
- there is no antichrist, you go to hell as soon as you die when god/jesus kills everybody (well the audience on Rapture day at least) and you're doomed unless you ask him to forgive you and take responsibility for your sins! ok my sins.. but what about the unborn? - Even the unborn!

That "god will kill everybody and doom the fetus" thing was the father of a friend of mine, I asked him if a fetus in the belly of an atheistic mother would go to hell as well, he said if the fetus accepts Jesus as it's savior and lets him pray for it's sins(?) then it will go to heaven and the mother will of course go to hell! When i asked him what sins the fetus could have possibly commited to be required to beg for forgiveness, he said, "God knows that, i don't need to know that."

I didn't know what to say about that.. but i didn't have the heart to say to my friend's father that he is among the biggest morons i ever met, guess that could go through as the stupidest thing i ever heard.

[edit]added a few stupidities from another forum [/edit]

 

[he_who_is_nobody]

A comment left on one of my videos.

ncwdane[/url]"]Archaeopteryx is my favorite evidence for Creation

theirs about 9 I think last time I checked

& their is none more evolved or less evolved, All 9 are the same metaphorically

IF evolution were true, their would be thousands at a gradual evolutionary progression leading to the 9 found & maybe even some a lil more evolved if its a transitional for, The fact that all 9 are the same Metaphorically defies all odds IF evolution were true, like ONLY DRAWING 10's outta a Deck of Cards,, !

"... the same metaphorically"? I do not know what he means by this.

 

[Bearcules]

"... the same metaphorically"? I do not know what he means by this.

I am sure he meant morphologically... although how someone could confuse those terms is mind boggling.

 

[lordlandraid]

The atheist is not what they say they are. They might as well sit side by side with the, religions shouting their praises as they persecute giving guilt to the zoosexuals shouting death treats being against the meek child like furry. The atheist is combative because they have adopted the same combativeness of the religions they say they don't like. The zoo, and furry are not combative, and that is because they have God's spirit. The atheist need to purify themselves to not be combative.

Okay, lemme explain a bit. After grilling this guy for several days it was determined he was a furry, had no idea what was in the bible, denied what was DEFINITELY in the bible, and basically made up stuff for the god he wanted to believe in to make himself seem like the perfect being while everyone who didn't agree with him was under the effects of satan...

He, for some reason, thinks the bible condones and supports being a furry (or a 'zoosexual,' as he likes to call it) while in reality you would probably be stoned to death for such thoughts...

 

[IBSpify]

actually, furry and zoosexual are two different things, a zoosexual is a person who is sexually attracted to animals.

good to know that the dog humpers and the furries and plushies of the spirit of god in them, though i have a feeling that the religious would disagree with him.

 

[lordlandraid]

though i have a feeling that the religious would disagree with him.

Which is what I and other people have told him numerous times... The guy is mentally ill...