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The stupidest thing a creatonist has ever said to you

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ThePuppyTurtle said:
Looking back, This is no where NEAR the stupidest thing I said as a creationist. Remember my Idea on the Wall of Jericho?
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... yes...
dinosaurs lived recently and coexisted with mankind on Earth. It is furthermore presumed they were still alive at the time of the global flood and taken on board Noah's ark.
Evidence to support this view includes:
The Bible specifically states that a breeding pair of every kind of animal came to the ark.
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Did this ever... just... make you cry at one point from the waves of stupidity emanating from these words? I mean, this is a massive wtf moment. Do the people who wrote this have no idea how big dinosaurs were... or how dangerous they were... or how many different 'kinds' of dinosaurs there were? There were a lot and many were MASSIVE!...
 
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ThePuppyTurtle said:
Looking back, This is no where NEAR the stupidest thing I said as a creationist. Remember my Idea on the Wall of Jericho?
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Well, this thread is for stupid comments directed at you. I have, on occasion, posted comments that were not directed at me on this thread, but for the most part, I post ridiculous comments directed at me. Furthermore, getting the wrong definition for biological evolution from a creationist is a pet peeve of mine. Because it is such an easy definition to learn or Google, whenever I get a wrong definition for it, I automatically dismiss anything the creationist has to say afterwards.
 
arg-fallbackName="lordlandraid"/>
CosmicJoghurt said:
@TPT

And what is it that you believe in now? I haven't seen your deconversion.
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He's still a christian, but accepts evolution and an old earth last time I checked. He's no longer a YEC.
 
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Atheists are rejecting reality in favor of superstition.
Evolution is "just a theory".
Atheists are homosexuals.
Atheists are pedophiles.
If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
If the universe is a mistake, does that mean atheists are also mistakes?
etc.

All in one convo with a pastor back when I was about 16 or something. I think this guy is a jackass.
 
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Atheists actually prove God exists because you can't have atheists without a God. Think about it. How can you lack belief in something if it isn't there to have or lack belief in? Without a God, there would be nothing for atheists not to believe in. Think of it like driving a car offroad -- there's no such thing as 4-wheeling offroad if there isn't an on-road to begin with. Just the same. If there is no God, you can't 'atheate' from it in the first place. Yes I know atheate isn't a word, but you get what I mean.
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I need surgery to remove my palm from my face.
 
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^^ We share a planet with these people. These are many of the arguments we have to suffer through. Each time they destroy a little bit of my pride in humanity.
 
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televator said:
^^ We share a planet with these people. These are many of the arguments we have to suffer through. Each time they destroy a little bit of my pride in humanity.
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You had pride in humanity? I mean, many people have faith in it, which I suppose is somewhat understandable (only because faith seems to be a natural, biological thing), but actual pride??
 
arg-fallbackName="ThePuppyTurtle"/>
Mutations are Like Erosion, And I GAVE you a Pebble, (Single Cell) Please, you can have all the sandpaper you want, Make the rock bigger by Eroding it.
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How was this never put in?

In Retrospect, there's a Message of Hope in the fact that the Guy who said
I have yet to receive an answer to my question. Tell me, when a point mutation turns the last T in the triplet TTT into a C, what amino acid do I get?
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TTC
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To respond to Many of your Points at once,MUTATIONS ARE ERRORS, I'M NOT THE PRODUCT OF A 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ******* ERRORS ONE AFTER ANOTHER STACKING UP TO MAKE A RANDOM FREAK. NO ******* WAY
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2: The Guy asked me if I would Accept Evidence That Proves me wrong, But I'm not wrong and No Evidence that I'm wrong could ever exist.
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There are no schools in America, They're Atheist Churches. They Outlawed Prayer. Not stopped Mandatory prayer. You can Actually get Suspended for Praying in some places. Te ACLU is basically a Comuno-Atheist Organisation who will Destroy your life and future if you go against their Agenda.
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Later went on to produce a series called "Creatards Say the darnedest things"
 
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Gnug215 said:
You had pride in humanity? I mean, many people have faith in it, which I suppose is somewhat understandable (only because faith seems to be a natural, biological thing), but actual pride??
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Meh. I just went with the first word that jumped in my head. Pride, hope, faith, [insert whatever warm fuzzy emotion that can be shat on by idiotic ramblings against atheism]
 
arg-fallbackName="lordlandraid"/>
Atheists actually prove God exists because you can't have atheists without a God. Think about it. How can you lack belief in something if it isn't there to have or lack belief in? Without a God, there would be nothing for atheists not to believe in. Think of it like driving a car offroad -- there's no such thing as 4-wheeling offroad if there isn't an on-road to begin with. Just the same. If there is no God, you can't 'atheate' from it in the first place. Yes I know atheate isn't a word, but you get what I mean.
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................... Does this even deserve a response?... (I'm not sure what else to say, so I'll just face palm) :facepalm:
 
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lordlandraid said:
Atheists actually prove God exists because you can't have atheists without a God. Think about it. How can you lack belief in something if it isn't there to have or lack belief in? Without a God, there would be nothing for atheists not to believe in. Think of it like driving a car offroad -- there's no such thing as 4-wheeling offroad if there isn't an on-road to begin with. Just the same. If there is no God, you can't 'atheate' from it in the first place. Yes I know atheate isn't a word, but you get what I mean.
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................... Does this even deserve a response?... (I'm not sure what else to say, so I'll just face palm) :facepalm:
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>Replace "God" with Zeus.
 
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this does look much like a satire I made of him, though He did make some changes (I only listed 20)
 
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