The Good Person Test. LOL

[Krazyskooter]

I went to Thegoodpersontest.com and answered all the question as No, I have never Lied, etc... Halfway through It gets mad at you. Lmao.

 

[lrkun]

... It's a scary website. It's like having someone point a gun in front of me. Hehe

 

[Shaedys]

... It's a scary website. It's like having someone point a gun in front of me. Hehe

Not a gun, just the threat of eternal damnation.

 

[Laurens]

Technically I haven't ever taken the Lord's name in vain. I don't tend to shout 'Oh Yahweh!' when I drop things etc.

(or when I'm cumming)

 

[nasher168]

Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should.

You have actually angered Him by your sin

Well that terrifies me.
:|

 

[ImprobableJoe]

Here's a fun response to that sort of thing:

 

[Laurens]

Here's a fun response to that sort of thing:

Hitchens doesn't look very impressed in that photo...

 

[RichardMNixon]

The whole concept of "God should judge you as evil because its just, but he loves you so he leaves you one way out, Jesus can pay your sentence for you!" is, I think, the singular worst element of Christianity. It's especially ironic because I feel many Christians feel that's the best part. It's not justice, it's a sick, perverted, mockery of justice.

 

[Krazyskooter]

Here's a fun response to that sort of thing:

I don't think I would have had the patience to play the game of "What if" with that annoying guy as host.

 

[Mapp]

I love the "good person" apologetic. For one thing, it's the favorite of Ray Comfort, and other idiots who think like him. Hitchens answer to it was great, but I prefer a different one. Usually when you say, "no I've never stolen," they'll respond with, "really?" Then they'll throw out examples such as, finding money on the ground and not returning it. I even had one say that when I signed a check and walked out of the bank with their pen unknowingly in my pocket that made me a "thief." The next step for me is to get them to confirm that walking out with a pen is a crime worthy of torture...forever. They try to weasel out again and again by saying, "oh it's not what I want, it's what God wants," but that just serves to demonstrate that they too think that God's morality is warped and evil, and they're too cowardly to say it. I've never met an apologist who couldn't dig their own grave with the "good person" apologetic. It makes the hypothetical bus seem positively sublime in comparison.

 

[Krazyskooter]

I love the "good person" apologetic. For one thing, it's the favorite of Ray Comfort, and other idiots who think like him. Hitchens answer to it was great, but I prefer a different one. Usually when you say, "no I've never stolen," they'll respond with, "really?" Then they'll throw out examples such as, finding money on the ground and not returning it. I even had one say that when I signed a check and walked out of the bank with their pen unknowingly in my pocket that made me a "thief." The next step for me is to get them to confirm that walking out with a pen is a crime worthy of torture...forever. They try to weasel out again and again by saying, "oh it's not what I want, it's what God wants," but that just serves to demonstrate that they too think that God's morality is warped and evil, and they're too cowardly to say it. I've never met an apologist who couldn't dig their own grave with the "good person" apologetic. It makes the hypothetical bus seem positively sublime in comparison.

A lot of the people around here would say "It's not the action, but sin, that condemns you to hell." I've even been told that all sin is equal in Gods eyes, so if you thought about sleeping with that good looking waitress who pours your coffee every morning, you may as well go ahead and rape and murder her because it's all the same to God, according to the local Christian beliefs.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

I don't think I would have had the patience to play the game of "What if" with that annoying guy as host.

Hitchens had books to sell. :lol:

 

[Andiferous]

I went to Thegoodpersontest.com and answered all the question as No, I have never Lied, etc... Halfway through It gets mad at you. Lmao.

:shock:

It seems so transparent!

Although when told I could not be helped and my eternal soul was inevitably bound to suffering following my mortal death, I had a little glee palpitation for the idea that I had an eternal soul after all.

 

[CommonEnlightenment]

I think Pink Floyd summed it up best:


"So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell"

 

[Laurens]

I think it's stupid, all this permanent branding of people. You stole something once when you were a kid therefore you are a thief. No, you're someone who stole something once, a thief in my view would be one who steals frequently, without remorse, and is fully aware of the consequences.

Someone who took a chocolate bar from the shop when they were six years old, but is now a perfectly upstanding member of society - who wouldn't dream of stealing anything now, is NOT a thief. That's just stupid.

Have you ever gone around asking loaded questions to get people to admit that they are liars and thieves and such?.... Yes?....So by your own admission you're a cunt...

 

[Mapp]

A lot of the people around here would say "It's not the action, but sin, that condemns you to hell." I've even been told that all sin is equal in Gods eyes, so if you thought about sleeping with that good looking waitress who pours your coffee every morning, you may as well go ahead and rape and murder her because it's all the same to God, according to the local Christian beliefs.

This is why part of my effort is always to discredit the word sin. A lot of theists think that sin and evil or immorality are synonymous. They simply are not. Sin is simply what they believe their God thinks is evil, and nine times out of ten, their ideas of evil and their God's ideas do not coincide. They don't support slavery, genocide, tribalism, and infinite crime for finite punishment. The trick is getting them to admit that they're better than their God.

 

[borrofburi]

Someone who took a chocolate bar from the shop when they were six years old, but is now a perfectly upstanding member of society - who wouldn't dream of stealing anything now, is NOT a thief. That's just stupid.

That's one of the fundamentally immoral things about christianity: that there is no distinction made between any of the things that are "sinful"; "you thought about stealing once? Well now you've been convicted of thought crime and you're going to be tortured for eternity... (might as well rape that girl you like, since according to jesus you've already been convicted of that too)".

 

[Krazyskooter]

Someone who took a chocolate bar from the shop when they were six years old, but is now a perfectly upstanding member of society - who wouldn't dream of stealing anything now, is NOT a thief. That's just stupid.

That's one of the fundamentally immoral things about christianity: that there is no distinction made between any of the things that are "sinful"; "you thought about stealing once? Well now you've been convicted of thought crime and you're going to be tortured for eternity... (might as well rape that girl you like, since according to jesus you've already been convicted of that too)".

It's funny how atheists are thought to be amoral, and the Christians the moral ones, but with the way they think, they could get away with doing anything and it would be ok because they could just ask for forgiveness. If it's a sin to think about doing something wrong, then why not follow through with it and ask forgiveness afterward.

 

[Daealis]

Have you ever been inside a vagina?
-No.
So you were incubated and "born" from a tube?
-Don't be silly, of course I have a mother
So you are saying that you and IN EFFECT YOUR PENIS was inside a vagina, that was not your mother. That is called adultery, my good sir. You are a sinner and need to be tortured forever.
-Wait, what?


No one ever has used this good people thing on me live, but I'd propably would spin it to show the insanity of god.

 

[Spartan - 063]

Can't this website provide me with the REAL ten commandments? You know, the one where it has the final commandment in which you cannot boil a goat in its own mother's milk?

:facepalm: