Consider the length of our arms. Of all the lower animals, our arms are the only ones with the perfect ratio to pat ourselves on the back. While other animals may groom themselves, our fingers are subtle beyond their abilities with a dexterity bestowing on us a skill in preening far superior to other species' ken. The intricacies of our eyes are the best of all species to witness our own grandeur, and our noses are exceptional in all of Earth's history at smelling the heady scent of our own success. It is an indisputable fact that our throats are exquisitely tuned beyond all else in the singing of our own praises. Our ears are perfectly adapted to hear the lamentations of the species we dominate with sticks and cages. And of course our skin is the most sensitive of all mammals to basking in our glory.
Humans truly are exceptional.
Humans truly are exceptional.