The AntiChrist Has Been Found (You Have Been Warned)

[davros of skaro]

I started my own search for "The 666 Beast", and I think I've found it?

I took out the first 6 letters in each word of "flying Spaghetti Monster."

This left me with "ttir", and this reminded me of the failed Prophecy of the city of "Tyre."

What better place for the AntiChrist to hide than a city that thumbs it's Nose at God by
still existing when it's supposed to be wiped off the Earth, and never to be found again?

Ezekiel 26 A Prophecy Against Tyre

26:19 “This is what the Sovereign Lord says: When I make you a desolate city, like cities no
longer inhabited, and when I bring the ocean depths over you and its vast waters cover you,
20 then I will bring you down with those who go down to the pit, to the people of long ago. I
will make you dwell in the earth below, as in ancient ruins, with those who go down to the
pit, and you will not return or take your place in the land of the living. 21 I will bring
you to a horrible end and you will be no more. You will be sought, but you will never again
be found, declares the Sovereign Lord.”

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+26

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyre,_Lebanon

I looked deeper.

"The name of the city means "rock" after the rocky formation on which the town was originally
built."

^This describes the Meatballs that lay within the Noodles of the FSM.

Then I found a bigger shocker.

"The city of Tyre was particularly known for the production of a rare and extraordinarily
expensive sort of purple dye, produced from the murex shellfish, known as Tyrian purple. This
color was, in many cultures of ancient times, reserved for the use of royalty, or at least
nobility."

^This Shellfish has spines that resemble the Noodlely arms of the FSM.

Also how many Kingly/Priestly Purple robes were made from the City of Tyre?

Did this Demonic nonKosher dye inspire Crusades, and other unspeakable unChrist like horrors?

The Antichrist is the flying Spaghetti Monster, and will rise to power in the city of Tyre.

This is very Logical, because the Eye Stalks are the Horns of the Beast.

Get the word out, and keep alert for FSM worshippers in your neighborhood.

 

[Inferno]

I started my own search for "The 666 Beast", and I think I've found it?

I took out the first 6 letters in each word of "flying Spaghetti Monster."

This left me with "ttir", and this reminded me of the failed Prophecy of the city of "Tyre."

I find your methodology section lacking. When I take out (you mean erase) the first six letters in year word, I do indeed get "ttir", but that doesn't look anything like "Tyre".
I would interpret it differently: You use only the sixth letter of each word, giving you "gee". That looks like "Glee", so it obviously means we'll have to wait for the 666th episode of Glee for the FSM to appear in it and bless a certain person, who will then become the Antichrist.

See, I don't make a lot of sense either.

Adding the additional problem that some people think that the number of the beast is actually 616, you get "gse", which stands for "government-sponsored enterprise". So obviously they're going to be the end of the world. (Considering the debt they've racked up, nearly 1.5 $ trillion, that's probably close to the truth...)

 

[davros of skaro]

I started my own search for "The 666 Beast", and I think I've found it?

I took out the first 6 letters in each word of "flying Spaghetti Monster."

This left me with "ttir", and this reminded me of the failed Prophecy of the city of "Tyre."

I find your methodology section lacking. When I take out (you mean erase) the first six letters in year word, I do indeed get "ttir", but that doesn't look anything like "Tyre".
I would interpret it differently: You use only the sixth letter of each word, giving you "gee". That looks like "Glee", so it obviously means we'll have to wait for the 666th episode of Glee for the FSM to appear in it and bless a certain person, who will then become the Antichrist.

See, I don't make a lot of sense either.

Adding the additional problem that some people think that the number of the beast is actually 616, you get "gse", which stands for "government-sponsored enterprise". So obviously they're going to be the end of the world. (Considering the debt they've racked up, nearly 1.5 $ trillion, that's probably close to the truth...)

Diabolical!

Looking at a bust of Nero Caesar, I would say he eats lots of Pasta.

I cannot see him hanging around the set of "Glee." I do not watch the show, but are the credits in English, Greek, Latin, or Hebrew?

Nero, and FSM must be hanging out at an Italian Restaurant with a S&M Dungeon in it's basement?

Do you have any "Grammer 101" Youtube videos you can share?Thanks

 

[Inferno]

Do you have any "Grammer 101" Youtube videos you can share?Thanks

Have I simply been up too long or are you actually serious?

 

[Prolescum]

If you add 7 and 4, you get 11. If you add 11 to dandruff, you get even. If you can't get even, you're not trying hard enough and your mum punishes you.

If you take revenge seriously, you may find a husband. Once gained, your pet may produce offspring.

Take all the above, remove any glass that's left over, and you have a recipe for eggy in a basket.

Think of the ugliest face you've ever seen, then imagine it saying eggy.

On completion, remember the 11 referred to earlier. Apply it to the basket, sprinkle a little inverse square on top and serve piping hot.

This is how you locate the Antichrist. All other Antichrists are just imitating.

Sent from my Commodore 64

 

[davros of skaro]

Do you have any "Grammer 101" Youtube videos you can share?Thanks

Have I simply been up too long or are you actually serious?

Maybe you should take more naps?

 

[davros of skaro]

Sent from my Commodore 64

I know you are truthfull, because you did not slip, and say "Nintendo 64."

 

[Prolescum]

Sent from my Commodore 64

I know you are truthfull, because you did not slip, and say "Nintendo 64."

Clearly, as the default Nintendo 64 signature reads:

任天堂64から送られてきた

 

[nemesiss]

apparently, accourding to the logic of dravos, these must be the 4 horsemen....

the mystic knighta of tirr na nog

 

[Estheria Quintessimo]

666 is a knownm misinterpretation of ancient facts and data, only worth to get a nice show for Ancient Aliens on the bullshit History Channel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDD_8nYsvSQ

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

... Poe's Law?

 

[Estheria Quintessimo]

If I was evil incarnate,.. I wont telll you when I was going to consume the world.

How many BS religions will potentially spawn from this,... knowing they will be full of shit?

 

[abelcainsbrother]

From my understanding of bible prophecy we should be looking in Babylon for the anti-Christ.Iraq is where King Nebachadnezzar ruled from.However the Babylonian empire stretched much further than that.I believe the anti-Christ will be from an Islamic country.He will be seen by muslims as their Majde,who they believe is coming to unite the world to Islam,in Revelation we have both the anti-Christ and the lamb with two horns that take over the one world government coming and turn it into the mark of the beast system.

So you have an Islamic figure as the Majde and a fake Christian in the lamb with two horns,the two horns represent trying to unite the east and the west.It is the lamb with two horns that makes an image of the beast and comes up with the mark of the beast system,inwhich you must worship the anti-christ as god,anybody who rejects it,cannot buy,sell,do any kind of business,etc and if caught will be beheaded.Both rich and poor will be required to take the mark of the beast.

Meshach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-jSiR-RHc

 

[scalyblue]

From my understanding of bible prophecy we should be looking in Babylon for the anti-Christ.Iraq is where King Nebachadnezzar ruled from.However the Babylonian empire stretched much further than that.I believe the anti-Christ will be from an Islamic country.He will be seen by muslims as their Majde,who they believe is coming to unite the world to Islam,in Revelation we have both the anti-Christ and the lamb with two horns that take over the one world government coming and turn it into the mark of the beast system.

So you have an Islamic figure as the Majde and a fake Christian in the lamb with two horns,the two horns represent trying to unite the east and the west.It is the lamb with two horns that makes an image of the beast and comes up with the mark of the beast system,inwhich you must worship the anti-christ as god,anybody who rejects it,cannot buy,sell,do any kind of business,etc and if caught will be beheaded.Both rich and poor will be required to take the mark of the beast.

Meshach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-jSiR-RHc

Bible prophecy also says that the stars of the heavens will fall unto the earth, like figs out of a tree shaken by a mighty wind. That's what Revelation 6:13 says, if I'm not mistaken?

A fig will fall, what, two or three meters? Let's say it's a tall fig tree and call it three meters.

Earth's Gravity exerts a downward force of roughly 10m/s.

Let me get my calculator

v_{Avg}=\frac{sqrt{2gd}}{2}

Alright, here we go. A fig falling three meters from a tree has an average speed of 3.83535852301m/s Let's round that up to 4m/s because, after all, the fig was shaken by a mighty wind!

Now, the closest star is approximately 4.5ly away. If this star started, today, to fall toward earth like a fig out of a tree shaken by a mighty wind it would reach us in about.

Let me get my calculator again.

10.6 quadrillion seconds..hmm..

I don't think we have to worry about the coming of Jesus for the next 337 million years or so.

 

[abelcainsbrother]

From my understanding of bible prophecy we should be looking in Babylon for the anti-Christ.Iraq is where King Nebachadnezzar ruled from.However the Babylonian empire stretched much further than that.I believe the anti-Christ will be from an Islamic country.He will be seen by muslims as their Majde,who they believe is coming to unite the world to Islam,in Revelation we have both the anti-Christ and the lamb with two horns that take over the one world government coming and turn it into the mark of the beast system.

So you have an Islamic figure as the Majde and a fake Christian in the lamb with two horns,the two horns represent trying to unite the east and the west.It is the lamb with two horns that makes an image of the beast and comes up with the mark of the beast system,inwhich you must worship the anti-christ as god,anybody who rejects it,cannot buy,sell,do any kind of business,etc and if caught will be beheaded.Both rich and poor will be required to take the mark of the beast.

Meshach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-jSiR-RHc

Bible prophecy also says that the stars of the heavens will fall unto the earth, like figs out of a tree shaken by a mighty wind. That's what Revelation 6:13 says, if I'm not mistaken?

A fig will fall, what, two or three meters? Let's say it's a tall fig tree and call it three meters.

Earth's Gravity exerts a downward force of roughly 10m/s.

Let me get my calculator

v_{Avg}=\frac{sqrt{2gd}}{2}

Alright, here we go. A fig falling three meters from a tree has an average speed of 3.83535852301m/s Let's round that up to 4m/s because, after all, the fig was shaken by a mighty wind!

Now, the closest star is approximately 4.5ly away. If this star started, today, to fall toward earth like a fig out of a tree shaken by a mighty wind it would reach us in about.

Let me get my calculator again.

10.6 quadrillion seconds..hmm..

I don't think we have to worry about the coming of Jesus for the next 337 million years or so.

Think Nuclear weapons falling out of the sky.Imagine if God gave you a vision of nuclear weapons falling out of the sky 2000 years ago you may have called them stars falling out of the sky too.

 

[scalyblue]

Think Nuclear weapons falling out of the sky.Imagine if God gave you a vision of nuclear weapons falling out of the sky 2000 years ago you may have called them stars falling out of the sky too.

Don't you think that is adding a bit to the narrative that isn't there?

When I visualize stars falling out of the sky like figs falling out of a tree, I picture points of light just falling down from the sky.

In what way would a deployed nuclear weapon resemble that?

Nuclear weapons are delivered via conventional bombs, which do not look like stars, or ICBMs, which do not look like stars. Maybe a past vision-goer would think an ICBM looks like a star going up, but wind doesn't blow figs straight up.

You don't see an ICBM's payload on the way down any more than you see a bullet in its travel. ( An ICBM is travelling faster than a bullet ). If you are lucky, and have binoculars, you might see its atmospheric reentry if you were looking directly at it in the right few-seconds long window, but that would not account for stars falling. You see, ballistic missles do not have any propultion on the way down, once they reach the apex of their travel, sir iassic newton is at the driver's seat without further propulsion.

Of course, then there would be the kabooms, but how would somebody describe an explosion? Certainly not like a fig falling from a tree.

And how many missles are there? Maybe one payload for each major city in the world, what's that, a thousand spread over the entire world?

You have to remember these people didn't see the anemic sky you are used to seeing today.
Their sky looked like this.

Seeing one ephemeral shooting star would not be a cataclysmic portent to somebody looking at this sky.

Besides, these people literally thought that this stuff was lights hung from a metal dome a small distance over the surface of the entire world ( which was the middle east! ) They actually thought that, can you believe that? I mean, god shows them copernican motion, percession, all of the moons of jupiter and the trillions of stars in the universe, and they thought that it was all made for us, set in a metal dome right up there withth the moon. Wow, these people were idiots when they transcribed his inerrant word and visions, they saw the entirety of empty, vast space and thought the sky was a sheet of reynolds wrap.

Besides, if a bible author could so poorly interpret god's inerrant and amazing vision about nuclear weapons that does not resemble any nuclear weapons that have ever existed or will exist, interpreted so poorly mind you that that you and I could be debating what it actually means only a couple thousand years and four or five languages and aribtrary edits later, think of what else we could be misinterpreting! The forty days and forty nights of noah's flood might have just been "a really long time" and daytime may have actually happened before the sun was created!

 

[Prolescum]

From my understanding of bible prophecy Frank Herbert's Dune, we should be looking on Babylon Arrakis for the anti-Christ Atreides boy. Iraq Arrakis and its Spice is how King Nebachadnezzar the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV rules. However the Babylonian Padishah empire stretched much further than that. I believe the anti-Christ Muad'Dib will be from a Islamic country Fremen sietch. He will be seen by muslims Fremen as their Majde Mahdi,who they believe is coming to unite the world to Islam The Golden Path, in Revelation Dune Messiah we have both the anti-Christ Paul Atreides children and the lamb with two horns child with the power of a Reverend Mother that take over the one world government coming and turn it into the mark of the beast system, otherwise known as "The Golden Path".

So you have a Islamic Fremen figure as the Mahdi and a fake Christian lunatic in the lamb with two horns baby rev mother, the two horns twins represent trying to unite the east Fremen and the west rest of the known universe.It is the lamb with two horns crazy baby that makes an image of the beast tries to kill Leto due to the Golden Path and comes up with the mark of the beast system, in which you must worship the anti-christ as god God emperor of Dune,anybody who rejects it,cannot buy,sell,do any kind of business,etc and if caught will be beheaded.Both rich and poor will be required to take the mark of the beast acquiesce to the Atreides.

Meshach Kwisatz Haderach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5VP3of-dA

You made a few spelling errors, I fixed them.

 

[scalyblue]

From my understanding of bible prophecy Frank Herbert's Dune, we should be looking on Babylon Arrakis for the anti-Christ Atreides boy. Iraq Arrakis and its Spice is how King Nebachadnezzar the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV rules. However the Babylonian Padishah empire stretched much further than that. I believe the anti-Christ Muad'Dib will be from a Islamic country Fremen sietch. He will be seen by muslims Fremen as their Majde Mahdi,who they believe is coming to unite the world to Islam The Golden Path, in Revelation Dune Messiah we have both the anti-Christ Paul Atreides children and the lamb with two horns child with the power of a Reverend Mother that take over the one world government coming and turn it into the mark of the beast system, otherwise known as "The Golden Path".

So you have a Islamic Fremen figure as the Mahdi and a fake Christian lunatic in the lamb with two horns baby rev mother, the two horns twins represent trying to unite the east Fremen and the west rest of the known universe.It is the lamb with two horns crazy baby that makes an image of the beast tries to kill Leto due to the Golden Path and comes up with the mark of the beast system, in which you must worship the anti-christ as god God emperor of Dune,anybody who rejects it,cannot buy,sell,do any kind of business,etc and if caught will be beheaded.Both rich and poor will be required to take the mark of the beast acquiesce to the Atreides.

Meshach Kwisatz Haderach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5VP3of-dA

You made a few spelling errors, I fixed them.

Can we skip seeing sting in silver underwear, though?

 

[Prolescum]

Simply, no.






Alas.

 

[Laurens]

I thought it was John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten)?

I mean after all, he sang the following (in one of the worst attempts at a rhyme in history):

"I am the Anti-Christ, I am an anarchist"

What more evidence could you possibly need?