The Agonies of Hell

[Laurens]

I have to be honest, my initial reaction was an overwhelming urge to tell you to fuck off.

I don't like threats.

It's worth noting that I was referring to this post when I said "original sentiment"

 

[nemesiss]

What does Hell consist of?

1. Great Physical Pain
2. Darkness
3. Bottomless Pit
4. Isolation From Loved Ones
5. ENDLESSNESS

Even as I type this I can sense how cold this sounds...how cruel and uncaring I actually am...my heart does (even if it is faintly) long that you just one of you on here would be saved and this is why I post this dire warning.

perhaps this is the closest thing to hell?



1 the bad rapping gives great physical pain to my head.
2 it like touching into darkness trying to understand wtf went wrong here...
3 for internetfame that person grab something the pit of religous hypocrazy which is bottomless
4 giving it to friends and/or family will make them never want to speak to you, isolating you from them.
5 the amount things wrong with the video in ENDLESSNESS

 

[ImprobableJoe]

What does Hell consist of?

1. Great Physical Pain
2. Darkness
3. Bottomless Pit
4. Isolation From Loved Ones
5. ENDLESSNESS

Even as I type this I can sense how cold this sounds...how cruel and uncaring I actually am...my heart does (even if it is faintly) long that you just one of you on here would be saved and this is why I post this dire warning.

And yet you believe in a "loving God"... man, I feel so sorry for you.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

I have to be honest, my initial reaction was an overwhelming urge to tell you to fuck off.

I don't like threats.

A-fucking-men!

 

[masterjedijared]

What does Hell consist of?

1. Great Physical Pain
2. Darkness
3. Bottomless Pit
4. Isolation From Loved Ones
5. ENDLESSNESS

You forgot:
6: Doesn't Exist

 

[RedYellow]

I hope hell looks all epic, and everything is made of human flesh and there are cool demon beasts and higher ranking devils and fallen Gods! Man, that'd be like heaven for my generation. METALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AdmiralPeacock]

It probably wouldn't be the bad really - the mythology suggests that unlike "god", the devil is more than willing to make a deal. I bet you could negotiate you position in hell.

 

[Yfelsung]

I have an entire collection of music that informs me that Hell is going to fucking rock.

If Satan is real, he's the hero of Christianity.

 

[Duvelthehobbit666]

I have an entire collection of music that informs me that Hell is going to fucking rock.

If Satan is real, he's the hero of Christianity.

If I am right about the music you are referring to, my sources tell me that "it is not the Devil's work its magical and rad"

 

[Yfelsung]

I have an entire collection of music that informs me that Hell is going to fucking rock.

If Satan is real, he's the hero of Christianity.

If I am right about the music you are referring to, my sources tell me that "it is not the Devil's work its magical and rad"

Well, it fits into the overall rock genre but I'm more speaking directly of black and death metal.

I once had a Christian literally try to exercise me because I was fitting some Behemoth lyrics into a sort of "sermon" I was doing about how Satan seeks to stand beside man as a brother and an equal, not above him as a tyrant.

Many years of black metal will make you quite good at speaking with biblical language while not speaking of biblical themes.

 

[twoism]

What does Hell consist of?

1. Great Physical Pain
2. Darkness
3. Bottomless Pit
4. Isolation From Loved Ones
5. ENDLESSNESS

Even as I type this I can sense how cold this sounds...how cruel and uncaring I actually am...my heart does (even if it is faintly) long that you just one of you on here would be saved and this is why I post this dire warning.

pascal's wager... i'm calling poe

 

[TheFlyingBastard]

pascal's wager... i'm calling poe

Nope, not a poe. Just a regular old Christian who means well but goes about it totally the wrong way.

 

[twoism]

pascal's wager... i'm calling poe

Nope, not a poe. Just a regular old Christian who means well but goes about it totally the wrong way.

i've read his previous posts and i think you're right; not the sort of person who appears to be doing it for the lulz. also, it's a shame that he's not going to go to paradise with allah.

 

[Stadred]

i've read his previous posts and i think you're right; not the sort of person who appears to be doing it for the lulz. also, it's a shame that he's not going to go to paradise with allah.

Yeah, if he doesn't stop being a jerk, he's liable to get sent to the bottom of the beer volcano with flat beer and ugly strippers.

 

[Squawk]

i've read his previous posts and i think you're right; not the sort of person who appears to be doing it for the lulz. also, it's a shame that he's not going to go to paradise with allah.

Yeah, if he doesn't stop being a jerk, he's liable to get sent to the bottom of the beer volcano with flat beer and ugly strippers.

And virgins of the wrong gender for his preference. God that'd suck.

 

[Stadred]

And virgins of the wrong gender for his preference. God that'd suck.

Literally.

 

[Jotto999]

Fact: If I remove or disrupt a certain region of your brain, you will be deprived of that function, as all brain damage and stroke victims will demonstrate. To believe in an afterlife means that you think you can lose all brain regions but not lose the cognition that they were doing, even though it is a fact that you need the brain functioning for the cognition.

Meaning your belief in an afterlife is factually wrong.

 

[Noth]

Fact: If I remove or disrupt a certain region of your brain, you will be deprived of that function, as all brain damage and stroke victims will demonstrate. To believe in an afterlife means that you think you can lose all brain regions but not lose the cognition that they were doing, even though it is a fact that you need the brain functioning for the cognition.

Meaning your belief in an afterlife is factually wrong.

But God can EASILY make you a spirit brain that does the same thing 'cause he's omnipotent!

Checkmate atheist!!

 

[lrkun]

Fact: If I remove or disrupt a certain region of your brain, you will be deprived of that function, as all brain damage and stroke victims will demonstrate. To believe in an afterlife means that you think you can lose all brain regions but not lose the cognition that they were doing, even though it is a fact that you need the brain functioning for the cognition.

Meaning your belief in an afterlife is factually wrong.

But God can EASILY make you a spirit brain that does the same thing 'cause he's omnipotent!

Checkmate atheist!!

Don't count your kids before you have a paternity test.

Demonstrate please.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

But God can EASILY make you a spirit brain that does the same thing 'cause he's omnipotent!

Checkmate atheist!!

Don't count your kids before you have a paternity test.

Demonstrate please.

It's a joke Irkun. He's imitating EdwardCurrent.