That troll who keeps trolling the boards

[scalyblue]

I decided to respond, because I was bored...too bad the posts got deleted again. ^.x So I'm making my own post....but I cleaned up all of the extra carriage returns and the repeated text, I didn't do anything to his grammar though...you can't fix stupid.

here the DANCE OF DEATH ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER....

Yes, I agree with you that depeche mode sucks, but I don't think that was any justification for theists flying planes into the towers for that, some antiseptic would have worked just fine.

almost forgot the most important part of it all, ALMOST:

don't waste your time in such futile activities...
So, instead you want Marvel Boy and Fantomex to die when a belief virus comes out and infects everybody on earth who has faith in a pointless religion? How are they going to help wolverine, who got infected, then?

the atheist sins not only against God, but also against man...
How, exactly, does somebody sin against wolverine if they don't believe he's real? You're the one who wants wolverine to die, though

Atheist:
have you for but a moment considered that you have adopted a position against 98% of the human race, both past and present?
do you think you are RIGHT and they are all WRONG?
WRONG
Now, if you mean 33% (the percentage of humanity that is christian) that is a bit more believable, but even then, this is what smart people call argumentum ad populum, and you managed to mix it with a bit of argumentum ad antiquatium. Look those concepts up, research your claim, and then come back with sources and logic, k thanks?

now listen to this arrogant puffed up son of a bitch....

little scientist geek who would try to usurp God Himself!!!

How does one usurp wolverine if one does not believe he is real? But...you're the one who wants wolverine to die of the god virus! Blasphemer!

these little insignificant fools try to use science to destroy every mystery in the universe...
Yes, that's precisely what reasonable people enjoy doing. Your computer was built because we destroyed the mystery of both physics and chemistry, you're welcome. If you would like to continue believing the universe is full of mysteries that shouldn't be destroyed, I suggest you live without electricity, without fire, and without artificial shelter. Then you'll have your mystery ^.x

but not this one!
First of all: Nostradamus demolishes "atheism"
I thought nostradamus died a while ago, and I thought he was too busy demolishing feasibility, believability, the language he spoke, and young whores

wait, wait...
I forgot something...
you little sh*ts even talk about me....
G*ATS ON FIRE....

LIBERATION!
I'm sorry, substituting asterisks for the vowels in shit and goat doesn't make them any less of a cuss word. Does this mean that you think goats is a cuss word on the same level as shit? What about fuck, or cunt? What relevance does a panelist discussing hate mail he has received to my theological beliefs, it means that some idiot on the internets got butthurt and sent a hateful, misconstructed message to a perfectly reasonable, friendly----oh, I see what you did there.

Sing from the rooftops:
"Atheism is dead!"
http://www.conspiracycafe.net/forum/index.php?/topic/25104-atheist-ap...
This is a broken link--and not only is it a broken link, it's a broken link to a disreputable site. My web of trust says I shouldn't go in that van, daddy, so I won't.

This is a youtube video of building implosions set to yanni--if this is what theists enjoy, maybe I should kill myself now
BYE BYE ATHEISM
Bye bye, person who's going to get banned because he can't come up with a cogent argument.
____________________________________________________
Let's hear what "SNOPES" and "DAVID EMERY" have to say about NOSTRADAMUS & 9.11
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus.htm
and
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/nostradamus.asp
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/nostradamus_2.htm

"Once again, a very few words actually written by Nostradamus , individual lines drawn from two disparate quatrains, in fact , have been taken out of context, rearranged, and supplemented with made-up lines by person(s) unknown to make them seem pertinent to the event. The result, as before, is pure bunk. Not even Nostradamus would want to take credit for this "prediction." Anyone else want to have a go?"
And I care about nostradamus, why? I have been an atheist since I reached the age of reason and I have always known nostradamus was full of shit...does that make you an atheist too?

Please do not touch my post. The fact that you are incapable of making a relevant statement on CONTEMPORARY REAL RELIGIOUS MATTERS is your fault not mine...yours is just abstract words...
But, you broke the rules...and you're going to get b&d because of it, hon.

almost forgot the most important part of it all, ALMOST:

don't waste your time in such futile activities...

But I don't want wolverine to die, he's my favorite x-man!

 

[Beldin]

this troll really piss me off

and in his first thread we also tried to talk with him

 

[SchrodingersFinch]

In the future it's best just to ignore him, because his threads are simply going to be deleted.
Just click "Report this post"

and take joy in the fact that his life must be pretty sad and lonely.

 

[scalyblue]

Sure thing...I didn't know that he ever got an actual response,.

 

[Beldin]

yes, in his first thread. but even there, he trolled all the way

 

[scalyblue]

Well if mods think that this will only incite him, they can delete this post.

I wonder if phpbb can ban by IP address?

 

[borrofburi]

I wonder if phpbb can ban by IP address?

He changes it with a proxy. The real wonder is if phpbb can ban by mac address.

 

[scalyblue]

Ahh...I'd b& all of the free proxy servers ^.x

 

[5810Singer]

Myself, and I think it was X-man spotted something in an article by PZ Myers about creationist hate-mail.
In that piece PZ Myers mentioned a guy that kept harassing him, who had an obsession with Nostradamus....

In "The Amazing Panel" vid Tim Farley mentions the same guy, I think he says his name is Markuze, and he lives in Montreal and has an obsession with Nostradamus, and that's the vid that the troll referrences as having people "talking about him."

So it would appear that our troll is everybody's troll, and apparently the founders of LoR should take it as a compliment that he trolls here.....it's kind of like a seal of approval for your rationalist credentials if Markuze starts trolling you.

 

[scalyblue]

Yeah, here's some dennis markuze text to compare

Posted by: davjohns | June 7, 2008 2:30 AM

and FINALLY:

guess what is inside angel's ENVELOPE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YXHGGfeVzI

these *UGLY GEEKS* should stick to BIOLOGY

visit:

http://http://www.fstdt.com/forums/thread.aspx?t=16853&page=1

to see how we stopped James Randi's MILLION DOLLAR PARANORMAL CHALLENGE and caused the President of American Atheists, Ellen Johnson, to quit her job

we are fighting back, you deluded fu*ke*rs

Structurally it's a match, even if the content differs.

According to this our friend dennis has already been reported to the US and canadian authorities.

 

[obsidianavenger]

haha, i didn't know there was such a thing as a famous troll. impressive.

 

[Gnomesmusher]

Myself, and I think it was X-man spotted something in an article by PZ Myers about creationist hate-mail.
In that piece PZ Myers mentioned a guy that kept harassing him, who had an obsession with Nostradamus....

In "The Amazing Panel" vid Tim Farley mentions the same guy, I think he says his name is Markuze, and he lives in Montreal and has an obsession with Nostradamus, and that's the vid that the troll referrences as having people "talking about him."

So it would appear that our troll is everybody's troll, and apparently the founders of LoR should take it as a compliment that he trolls here.....it's kind of like a seal of approval for your rationalist credentials if Markuze starts trolling you.

Yeah I recognize this troll now from other places, because he would also post that Depeche Mode video Enjoy the Silence. He's got some obsession with it among other things. People usually say it in jest, but seriously I think this guy has some mental issues.

 

[jrparri]

Myself, and I think it was X-man spotted something in an article by PZ Myers about creationist hate-mail.
In that piece PZ Myers mentioned a guy that kept harassing him, who had an obsession with Nostradamus....

In "The Amazing Panel" vid Tim Farley mentions the same guy, I think he says his name is Markuze, and he lives in Montreal and has an obsession with Nostradamus, and that's the vid that the troll referrences as having people "talking about him."

So it would appear that our troll is everybody's troll, and apparently the founders of LoR should take it as a compliment that he trolls here.....it's kind of like a seal of approval for your rationalist credentials if Markuze starts trolling you.

Yeah he's a pretty famous troll. "Goats on Fire" seems to be his catch-phrase, but the Pharyngulites stole it.

No idea if he's a professional poe troll or not.

 

[Logic-Nanaki]

i'm not sure if it's the same troll. or if there is another fella that is just bored. but these last couple of days it seems like the post
"ATHEISM IS DEAD FOREVER........one more thing"
pops up on several locations on this forum with threats about removing this forum before he takes action. and is quickly removed by the user "atheishell" and could seem like it's a way to try to provoke some kind of action....i dont know.
or as stated abowe..if it is the same troll.. with severe mental problems or something of the equivilent.

 

[Eidolon]

i'm not sure if it's the same troll. or if there is another fella that is just bored. but these last couple of days it seems like the post
"ATHEISM IS DEAD FOREVER........one more thing"
pops up on several locations on this forum with threats about removing this forum before he takes action. and is quickly removed by the user "atheishell" and could seem like it's a way to try to provoke some kind of action....i dont know.
or as stated abowe..if it is the same troll.. with severe mental problems or something of the equivilent.

Its the same guy. The posts are being deleted by the mods and the trolls are banned. They come back under different IPs to bypass the ban and continue to spam.

 

[5810Singer]

i'm not sure if it's the same troll. or if there is another fella that is just bored. but these last couple of days it seems like the post
"ATHEISM IS DEAD FOREVER........one more thing"
pops up on several locations on this forum with threats about removing this forum before he takes action. and is quickly removed by the user "atheishell" and could seem like it's a way to try to provoke some kind of action....i dont know.
or as stated abowe..if it is the same troll.. with severe mental problems or something of the equivilent.

The "ATHEISM IS DEAD FOREVER" guy keeps posting about Nostradamus, and goats on fire.......if it isn't Markuze then it's someone copying him.

 

[Dragan Glas]

Greetings,

There are a number of solutions to this sort of thing,

One of the solutions - which was used at another forum on which I posted - was a phpBB mod (Dealing with a problematic user) combined with some code to automatically alert their ISP of their customer's abuse (spamming, trolling, etc).

It worked very well.

Kindest regards,

James

 

[Dragan Glas]

Greetings,

Speaking of which...

I see he's posting again - time to inform his ISP!?

Kindest regards,

James