Stork Apologetics

[Shaedys]

So, as people continually propagate the falsehood of biological procreation, people need to be told!

You might say, why should I believe you?
Why should you believe biological procreation.
Its either biological procreation theory or the stork fact, so if biological procreation isn't true, stork theory must be true!

A few of the problems you might find with the biological procreation theory is the proposed low rate of success.
If a man only gets laid once in his lifetime(must happen to the lucky ones, lets just be generous) it could never account for all the babies.

The stork theory is true, because pinecones people are getting smaller bigger, and how else could it be except for the accepted fact that storks are having to travel increasingly long distances due to budget cuts(they're suffering from the crisis) and are stretching the babies out a little more in flight.

Riveting fellows as you are, might you have something to contribute to stork apologetics?

 

[DepricatedZero]

But where do the storks come from? They themselves must have some form of biological reproduction method.

 

[Nelson]

But where do the storks come from? They themselves must have some form of biological reproduction method.

Stork babies are brought by humans of course.

 

[Shaedys]

But where do the storks come from? They themselves must have some form of biological reproduction method.

Storks are intelligently designed and assembled. If you'd look closely you could see the 'made in china' label.

 

[simonecuttlefish]

Stork babies are brought by humans of course.

He is 100% correct.



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