** STICKY ** Caption Contest

[Spaceboy]

Impetuous human weightlifting display results in human tragedy due to childhood obesity epidemic.

 

[Laurens]

Doctor what?

 

[Prolescum]

Doctor what?

Or...

'Are you a card-carrying member of the GOP trying to make a fool out of me? It's supposed to be blue...'

 

[Prolescum]

Here's a great one...

 

[Andiferous]

Here's a great one...

"Mommy, mommy, I kissed it, and it turned into a Bush!"

 

[nemesiss]

Here's a great one...

bush: this little one will make a great lunch, anyone got ketchup?
kid: DO NOT WANT!

 

[Lallapalalable]

I just needed to stick this here :lol:

 

[Prolescum]

I just needed to stick this here :lol:

EXTRA! MAN REQUIRES WOMAN'S HEAD TO BALANCE DURING 'CATCH AN EGG DAY' CELEBRATIONS

 

[Laurens]

 

[nemesiss]

company in Guiness book of records for biggest oxymoron in history!

 

[Lallapalalable]

haha got one:
"Woodrow Wilson would egg anyone who disagreed with his foreign policy"

 

[metricdragon]

I just read through the thread and am about to break all the rules, but w/e >.>

 

[Laurens]

 

[Prolescum]

His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.*​

*It was either this quote or I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me Master.

 

[TheFlyingBastard]

Vatican's audition for Pope's personal servant attracts crowds of applicants.

 

[nasher168]

Widespread alarm after Pope goes missing for several hours.

 

[dav37777777]

 

[Doc.]

 

[Gnug215]

Caption:

Dunning-Kruger
This is it.

 

[Finger]

Delusion
Because facing reality is for poor people.