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Science Jokes
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devilsadvocate
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It doesn't work as well when you spell out the "ten". 10 in binary is 2 in decimal.
This isn't a science, but rather philosophy joke. Seeing the thread has been collecting bartender jokes, I figured I'd throw it in for good measure:
Rene Descartes went into his favorite bar and the bartender asked, "would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes replied "I think not" and promptly disappeared.
This isn't a science, but rather philosophy joke. Seeing the thread has been collecting bartender jokes, I figured I'd throw it in for good measure:
Rene Descartes went into his favorite bar and the bartender asked, "would you like your usual drink, Monsieur Descartes?" Descartes replied "I think not" and promptly disappeared.
Your Funny Uncle
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There are 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand ternary, those that don't and those that thought that this was that binary joke again... 
A racehorse owner hires a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to improve the performance of his stock. Months later, he returns.
First the chemist says, "I have devised a new, undetectable drug that will improve the acceleration of your horses by 20%, admittedly while decreasing their lifespan by approximately the same amount."
The biologist says, "I can't help you at the moment, but I have devised a selective breeding program which should ensure that you have a stable full of winners to pass on to your children."
The physicist turns around from his blackboard, raises one finger, and says, "Consider a spherical horse..."
First the chemist says, "I have devised a new, undetectable drug that will improve the acceleration of your horses by 20%, admittedly while decreasing their lifespan by approximately the same amount."
The biologist says, "I can't help you at the moment, but I have devised a selective breeding program which should ensure that you have a stable full of winners to pass on to your children."
The physicist turns around from his blackboard, raises one finger, and says, "Consider a spherical horse..."
Duvelthehobbit666
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Heisenberg gets pulled over by the police due to speeding. The officer walks up to him and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "Yes I do, but where I am, I have no clue."