Richard Dawkins and the Street Preaching Evangelist

[blood_pardon]

Richard Dawkins dozed peacefully off at the park while walking his dog Nygel.

He wakes angrily.

He spins around and looks in the direction of the noise.

Richard Dawkins walks over and stands in front of the man.

The stranger nods as a sort of greeting to him.

"Jesus is alive and one day he's going to return" continues the stranger.

"when He does every one that ever existed will be judged according to their deeds in the body."

"The saints hearts will be filled with everlasting joy!"

"The enemies of our Lord Jesus will have their hearts crushed and there existance will be an everlasting nightmare...."

Dawkins interrupts with a fit of laughter and walks away.

"Jesus is waiting for you to show signs of interest in him" continues the man without further disturbance.

 

[MRaverz]

What the hell are you on about?

 

[Prolescum]

What?

So Jesus Christ, Richard Dawkins and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. Chuck asks what the others are having.

Jesus says, "I'll have a glass of Pimms, thanks mate"

Richard says, "You know what, I'll have Pimms too"

Chuck facepalms and orders tequila, the only true test of one's spiritual fortitude.

 

[australopithecus]

Some say under Chuck Norris'beard there is another fist.

Dawkin's says this is evolutionarily impossible given the morphology of vertbrate mammals man, and Norris, evolved from and are still part of, and that man could no more gain a definitive fist in place of a chin than he could grow feathers. Something akin to a fist might evolve in further generations, but it would not be a fist as we know it.