Quotemining for fun

[Lallapalalable]

Exactly what it sounds like.

"Rock is dead."-Pete Townshend

"It aroused...eight year olds."-Carl Sagan

 

[DepricatedZero]

That's pretty funny

 

[Aught3]

Lallapalalable - "Quotemining...aroused...Carl Sagan".

How dare you insult my hero!

 

[Inferno]

"Therefore, I am convinced that I am ... the ... Creator. ... I am ... the Lord ..." - Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

 

[lrkun]

Stephen Roberts I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours

After quote mined - I believe in one god.

 

[nemesiss]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.

Humankind can gain anything with first giving song in return. That is alchemy's first law of days, we believe that to be the word.

 

[Time Lord]

Kepler "The diversity of the phenomena of nature is so great, and the treasures hidden in the heavens so rich, precisely in order that the human mind shall never be lacking in fresh nourishment."

 

[Anachronous Rex]

The great questions of the day will ... be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions. - Otto von Bismarck

 

[Prolescum]

Do not ... worry about ... the sunlight.

Benjamin 'vampire hunter' Franklin (as performed by William Shatner)

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[MRaverz]

" Mr. Gorbachev, ... down this ...!"

Reagan dares Gorbachev to lighten up a little and party a lot more.


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"I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's are presently with ... little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls..."

Martin Luther King reveals his less popular dream.

 

[TheFlyingBastard]

"In Darwin's time all of biology . . . could explain how biological processes occurred."

"The fundamental mechanisms of life . . . must deal with our shock as best we can and go on."

"It was only about sixty years ago that . . . the universe was first observed."
- Michael Behe

"I think many people are terribly afraid of being . . . in the universe."
- Dan Dennett

 

[lrkun]

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

After quote mining:

Let's be open-minded, so open-minded that our brains drop out.

 

[lrkun]

God exists, if only in the form of a meme with high survival value, or infective power, in the environment provided by human culture.
Richard Dawkins

God exists.

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
Richard Dawkins

I am against understanding the world.

-oOo-

This is getting creepy.

 

[nemesiss]

if your running low on quotes...
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)

I passionately hate being an artist out of time.
Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)

 

[Inferno]

I'll go a step further and leave out part of a word.

Men have had the vanity to pretend that the whole creation was made for them, while in reality the whole creation does not suspect their existence.
Camille Flammarion (1842-1925)
French astronomer

Men do not suspect their existence.

By dipping us children in the Bible so often, they hoped, I think, to give our lives a serious tint, and to provide us with quaintly magnificent snatches of prayer to produce as charms while, say, being mugged for our cash or jewels.
-- An American Childhood (1987)

Annie Dillard (b. 1945)
US author, poet

By dipping us children in the Bible so often, they hoped, I think, for our cash or jewels.

The method of science is tried and true. It is not perfect, it's just the best we have. And to abandon it with its skeptical protocols is the pathway to a dark age.
-- Carl Sagan, sound clip from CSICOP

The method of science is the pathway to a dark age.

The cure for a fallacious argument is a better argument, not the supression of ideas.
-- Carl Sagan, The Demon Haunted World, page 429

The cure for a fallacious argument is the suppression of ideas. (Many more one-liners like that, but that'd be boring.

 

[Andiferous]

Have fun with this.

"CURSED BE HE THAT DISTURBETH OUR HOLY DIRGE! maledicat Dominus!
CURSED BE HE THAT TOOK AWAY HIS HOLINESS' WINE! maledicat Dominus!"

 

[lrkun]

I decided to quote mine from a Christian quote and change it into an atheistic quote.

The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian through the work of the Holy Spirit, that same Spirit draws him to other Christians in the church. An individual Christian is not Christian at all

R. Brokhoff

The Holy Spirit makes an individual christian not a Christian, but a man.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

"...Mining for fun" - Lallapalalable

 

[Lallapalalable]

"God created the universe" -Aught3

"Hitchens stones people to death and cuts off girls private bits. Every single one."-Inferno

heehee

 

[lrkun]

"I'll step out men by dipping children in the Bible." -Inferno