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Epicurus - "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

Stephen Roberts - "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"

Unknown - "Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"

unknown - "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish"

Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney - "Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people."

unknown - "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs"

Giulian Buzila - "History teaches us that no other cause has brought more death than the word of god"

Albert Einstein - "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

One of Murphy's laws - "A man without religon is like a fish without a bicycle"

Ed Krebs - "The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe."

Richard Dawkins - "Religious faith not only lacks evidence, its independence from evidence is its pride and joy, shouted from the rooftops."

Robert M. Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion."

Thomas D. Pate - "And on the trillionth day, Man created Gods."

Taslima Nasrin - "Koranic teaching still insists that the sun moves around the earth. How can we advance when they teach things like that?"

Richard Dawkins - "I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world."

Richard Dawkins - "We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."

H. L. Mencken - "I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind--that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking."

Cogito - "How difficult would it be for 11 men to hang a traitor, move a boulder, remove a body, and replace said boulder within a period of three days?"

Richard Dawkins - "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

Ryan Evans - "I think, therefore I am athiest"
 
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"The Book of Revelation...shows very clear signs of having been written whilst waiting for a ferry. Oh, yes, I think so. It starts off, doesn't it, with that kind of dreaminess you get when you're killing time, getting bored, you know, just making things up, and then gradually grows to a sort of climax of hallucinatory despair."
-Douglas Adams
 
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only two things are infinite, the Universe and Human stupidity. and I'm not sure about the former -Albert Einstein
 
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