Quantum Jumping!?

[Whisperelmwood]

That secret is a technique I call Quantum Jumping, and I've promised myself to share it with the world in 2009, because I can't keep it to myself any longer with a clear conscience.

What On Earth Is Quantum Jumping?

Quantum Jumping is the process of "jumping" into parallel dimensions, and gaining skills, knowledge, wisdom and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.

"¦Are you still with me? Did that sound crazy? It did to me at first, and that's precisely why I've been holding on to it until the right time, a time when someone like you would be willing to open your mind to it.

Seriously, this guy thinks he can teach people how to Quantum Jump into better lives.

http://www.quantumjumping.com/


Just another person missusing Quantum Physics in their search for recognition and lotsamoney >>

And that time is now. Why? Because some of the finest minds on the planet are starting to discover evidence supporting my claims. Geniuses like Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku and Neil Turok, all of whom are responsible for unbelievable breakthroughs in the field of quantum physics.

 

[Aught3]

Wow, he has the support of Michio Kaku!
Where to I send my money!

/sarcasm

 

[AndromedasWake]

'Quantum' has become the latest New-Age buzzword. It's distressing to see so many people adopt it. It's bad enough when someone talks about 'energy' in a sense that does not mean 'ability to perform physical work'.

These are precisely the kind of charlatans and dimwits that will be first against the wall when I am king. Burt Goldman just made the list.

 

[Dark Evil Emu]

I wish I had no intellectual honesty or personal integrity, then maybe I could get rich off of gullible loons too!

 

[patduckles]

ARRGGG! why do people (and the media) miss-use the word quantum it really pisses me off they use it in terms of a large thing, like for example this quantum jump into another universe, quantum physics is extremely small but highly significant can someone please tell the media and people like this ignorant twit the true meaning of the word.

 

[ImprobableJoe]

Somebody read Anathem by Neal Stephenson, and decided to rip it off to scam people? I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted.

 

[blinddesign]

if he were really able to 'quantum-jump" i think he'd be picking up his nobel prize by now rather than making a crappy infomercial website. enough said, really.

 

[Squagnut]

Hmm. While I know the scientific meaning of quantum and quantum leap, the term does also have a legitimate metaphorical use. For example, I'm a musician, and on those odd occasions when I learn some new way of approaching my instruments, I'm happy to call this a quantum leap.

Burt Goldman is a twat who is selling something which is not real, however.

 

[felixthecoach]

Is this what he means in his site?

Because I could buy his crap it that's the case. Or maybe he means:

Either way. It might be a viable thing to buy...o wait.

 

[Xulld]

I wish I had no intellectual honesty or personal integrity, then maybe I could get rich off of gullible loons too!

That makes two of us . . .

 

[MachineSp1rit]

i wonder why do people think that in parallel dimension they will see other themselves, it has nothing to do with it if u use a bit of common sense

 

[Pulsar]

'Quantum' has become the latest New-Age buzzword. It's distressing to see so many people adopt it. It's bad enough when someone talks about 'energy' in a sense that does not mean 'ability to perform physical work'.

I sense some negative energy in that comment, AW
I like this clip from Stephen Fry where rants about that New-Age nonsense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hnABeM2I7c. Starts at 1:03.

 

[JBeukema]

if he were really able to 'quantum-jump" i think he'd be picking up his nobel prize by now rather than making a crappy infomercial website. enough said, really.

I disagree- he'd've jumped to a universe here he already has it and he already sold the book... yes?

 

[felixthecoach]

he'd've jumped to a universe here he already has it and he already sold the book... yes?

or to a universe where he had bunches of money and cant die. I wouldnt even worry about helping other people... haha

 

[Physics]

Maybe he could make himself seem more believable if he had called it "quantum tunneling".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_tunneling

 

[AndromedasWake]

Maybe he could make himself seem more believable if he had called it "quantum tunneling".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_tunneling

Physics, I think you win the name and avatar competition! :mrgreen:

 

[buzzausa]

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What On Earth Is Quantum Jumping?

Quantum Jumping is the process of "jumping" into parallel dimensions, and gaining skills, knowledge, wisdom and inspiration from alternate versions of yourself.

"¦Are you still with me? Did that sound crazy? It did to me at first, and that's precisely why I've been holding on to it until the right time, a time when someone like you would be willing to open your mind to it.

Somewhere Planck, Bohr, Heisenberg and Schroedinger are turning over in their graves.

Also, Mr. Goldman sir... moving to parallel universes at the quantum level? Yeah I know....that's the plot of "Timeline" by Michael Crichton, you moron!!!!
Well, at least you can read it seems.

By the way, and this is for all of you fellas, if you haven't read Timeline yet, you're missing out, but don't EVER EVER EVER watch the movie......trust me on this one.

 

[Brunks]

'Quantum' has become the latest New-Age buzzword. It's distressing to see so many people adopt it. It's bad enough when someone talks about 'energy' in a sense that does not mean 'ability to perform physical work'.

These are precisely the kind of charlatans and dimwits that will be first against the wall when I am king. Burt Goldman just made the list.

Hail to the king! there are very few things that annoy me more then "energy" and "quantum" being interexchangeable with magic. I don't know how people like dawkins have the patience to talk to these people. >.>