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Hellophixy

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Great "news" dear friends.
This is really just something I write because I'm a bit bored, depressed (probably disappointed with my inevitable fate as Satan's bitch), and because I feel I need to brag a bit about how much better my life is than what some claim it is.

Today I got a message on youtube from a truly outstanding member of society. It read like this: just remember That I am the one with truth, joy and purpose in life. I Have So Many Blessings. You are depressed, the bad health, and Have no direction and I will keep you in my prayers. You Will Never Find Happiness on the path you are on, only emptiness Until You empty yourself to God the Father.

Even though "emptying myself before God" sounds like something I totally would think was fun, I must decline. Anyway, finally to the point ..

My life has changed dramatically since I became a member of the LOR (under a different user name I no longer remember). After I signed up on the forum I clicked into the chat and in there I came across a strange boy who goes by the username "Duclicsic" here on LOR. I immediately liked him and a couple of days later he got a Skype account for my sake, which is a major commitment to an individual of the male sex. We talked for hours, every day and as the asshole that I am I eventually asked everyone who came knocking on my door to go to hell so I could flash my tits in the cam in peace..

After months of intense skypeing I managed to lure him here and tainted him (for real this time!) For several days. Great fun. And I am now proud to announce that this skinny and hystericaly geeky individual is now my boyfriend.

I can safely say that I have not been this happy in years and every time I think of him I fart a rainbow and vomit up a unicorn. Long live thunderf00t and light bulbs with brains in them.

PS: In your face, shockofgod!

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arg-fallbackName="Prolescum"/>
impiku said:
WTF is this shit?
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I would've thought it obvious; it's a celebration of an intimate, human experience shared for the simplest of reasons: joy.
 
arg-fallbackName="Story"/>
In the beginning Dullistic created the Skype Account and logged on. Now the Hellophixy was loveless and empty, lonliness was over the surface of her heart, and the voice of Dullistic was transferring over the internet connection. And Dullistic said, "Let there be logic," and there was logic. Hellophixy saw that the logic was good, and she separated the logic from the emotion. She called the logic "Rationalism," and the emotion she called "Romance." And there was Skype Sex, and there was love--the first day.

I thought it appropriate.

In short: Congratulations! You two look awesome together!
 
arg-fallbackName="impiku"/>
Prolescum said:
impiku said:
WTF is this shit?
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I would've thought it obvious; it's a celebration of an intimate, human experience shared for the simplest of reasons: joy.
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Alright smartass, why don't you show me some love too?
 
arg-fallbackName="terriblecanyons"/>
I wonder how many relationships lor is responsible for thus far... well, I'll raise my hand for the first, yeah? :3
 
arg-fallbackName="impiku"/>
terriblecanyons said:
I wonder how many relationships lor is responsible for thus far... well, I'll raise my hand for the first, yeah? :3
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We should be friends. Nice Pokemon you got there.
 
arg-fallbackName="televator"/>
Story said:
In the beginning Dullistic created the Skype Account and logged on. Now the Hellophixy was loveless and empty, lonliness was over the surface of her heart, and the voice of Dullistic was transferring over the internet connection. And Dullistic said, "Let there be logic," and there was logic. Hellophixy saw that the logic was good, and she separated the logic from the emotion. She called the logic "Rationalism," and the emotion she called "Romance." And there was Skype Sex, and there was love--the first day.
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I read this while I played that Final Fantasy tune that Hytegia posted. It could not have been more perfect. :lol:
 
arg-fallbackName="nasher168"/>
Oh, ffs...

STFU, please. This is a thread for people to go "D'awwww" in or else think "TMI, thanks". Not arguing over who said what and who gets loved more by who.

Cheers.

Now...
 
arg-fallbackName="CommonEnlightenment"/>
CommonEnlightenment scratches head. Yes, Love does have it's place in the world and is needed for a healthy world, IMHO.

Is the OP trying to state that Love can be had without a 'god'. If so, this is not some new revelation. ;)
 
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