Post your gifts to god here

[Hedley]

This is the Panamanian Catholic anual fundraising:
http://www.iglesiaerestu.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=5&Itemid=6

The bottom table shows the suggested donation (right) according to your income (left): they are in USA dollars...

Can you post more of them here?

 

[Squawk]

My gift will be of equivalent mass to the one in whose name it is received.

 

[impiku]

I have my pieces of poo in toothpicks. Want?

 

[Laurens]

God can have the porn mag that's been lying around in my cupboard for a while... It's been a bit neglected since I got my laptop...

 

[WarK]

Pliers, for removing nails :twisted:
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[aeritano]

here is my gift to God

 

[Thomas Doubting]

God can have all my bills

 

[Laurens]

here is my gift to God

I hear God likes little boys

 

[Squawk]

I hear God likes little boys

Nargh, thats his most ardent followers.

 

[kenandkids]

The only thing I'd care to give a god:

 

[WarK]

The only thing I'd care to give a god:

am I drunk or does the green chap enjoy it?

 

[Welshidiot]

^^They look like they're challenging to head a ball in the air......and yet I see no ball....apart from the obvious of course.

 

[impiku]

am I drunk or does the green chap enjoy it?

I lol'd. You are drunk.

 

[Lallapalalable]

A barbed-wire dildo*, so he can go fuck himself as painfully as he has humanity.

*Surprisingly, could not find a picture. Photoshop, anyone?

 

[Gramarye]

How about a phone with a secondary camera so he can post a photo straight to FaceBook? That would be interesting.

 

[Master_Ghost_Knight]

*Surprisingly, could not find a picture. Photoshop, anyone?

Closest thing i got:

 

[nemesiss]

i'd expect someone would send a book on anger management... so i'd go for another book: "Science for dummies"