Portal to another dimension located in Sussex

[Prolescum]

Sauce.

Council bosses have been left mystified after reports that a portal to another dimension has opened in a residential street in Brighton.

A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2.

They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.

The anonymous poster said: “I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.

“On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.

“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.

“Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.”

This story is a week old, but I'm going to check it out. Just in case.

If you don't hear from me by Monday, I may well be in either limbo or 1894.

 

[australopithecus]

As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

 

[Prolescum]

From what I can gather, Prisoner Zero has escaped.

This kind of occurrence is pretty par for the course in this city, so it's rather surprising anyone noticed at all.

 

[Vivre]

Knowing that Britain is the most haunted place it wouldn't surprise me if they suffer dimension lacks :mrgreen:

... but seriously - [sarcasm]I doubt that Brighton would be the appropriate location of choice[/sarcasm].

Still have a thrilling investigation & good weather.

 

[Prolescum]

Knowing that Britain is the most haunted place it wouldn't surprise me if they suffer dimension lacks :mrgreen:

... but seriously - [sarcasm]I doubt that Brighton would be the appropriate location of choice[/sarcasm].

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brightonomicon

 

[Vivre]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brightonomicon

I stand (half) corrected
A town with "a nudist theme restaurant" where "dead rock stars [are] dining" has more than likely reoccurring loopholes of a special kind.

Hope you'll make it back in time.

 

[Lallapalalable]

Damn, I thought this was legitimate. Like, in a lab in Brighton, they fucking did it, trans-dimentional contact. For the briefest of moments, I remembered what the time between waking up on Christmas and opening the first gifts felt like again. The quiet chuckle that article gave me was okay, though. Just as good, even.

 

[Prolescum]

Ha!

It would have been something special had I verified its existence.