kenandkids
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I'm not a big fan of copying and pasting, but in this case I need to do a little copy/pasta... it's just too funny not to.
Read, and look at, the rest here:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/
Is "Portal 2"³ Safe for the Christain Family?
APRIL 23, 2011 9:54 PM by Ice Van Winkle
As a Christian father, I choose not to allow video games into my household, but occasionally my boys will have sleep overs with other Christian families that might be more lax than ours. Imagine my surprise the other day when I overheard my second oldest boy talking about a video game he had played at a friend's house. As soon as I heard the name "Portal 2", my suspicions grew and I immediately found myself wondering which body part the game might be referring to.
I rushed to the computer that I keep locked away from my impressionable children, and what I found was truly disturbing. Just 10 minutes of Bing research produced so much evidence that this game was a homosexual recruitment tool that I have now forbidden it. You better believe that I called the other father and gave him a good talking to. As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good.
Here are some of the things I have learned: This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA, the people who invented child molestation. Just the name "valve" produces images in the mind of a Christian man that should not be there.
Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black dildoes?
An actual AID's infested bath house.
Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house, where children are encouraged to use their mechanical penis guns to create glory holes. In case you haven't heard of this filth, "glory holes" are all the rage in gay circles, where sweating homosexuals drill holes into walls and then perform sex through them, without having to show their guilt ridden faces. There is one thing a homosexual hates, and that is for their shame to be seen in the light of day. That is why their bars and bath houses are kept so dark at all times. And believe me friend, this game is dark and shadowy.
Read, and look at, the rest here:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/
