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[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Oh dear gods - too bad this wasn't the moment when Prolescum set up a debate thread for the first time.

:lol:

Bob and Company would have won due to the fact that theopposition would have died in laughing or drowned in their own tears.

 

[Prolescum]

Bob and Company would have won due to the fact that theopposition would have died in laughing or drowned in their own tears.

...but I've never been to Laughing in my life. I hear it's not as nice as Penge.

 

[brettpalmer]

Here's some fun stuff from Bob's radio show today. Really juicy when you consider his request for an apology here and his PM bemoaning the treatment he believes he and his lap dog is getting:

If you have the stomach for it, the entire audio file can be found here: http://kgov.s3.amazonaws.com/bel/2012/20120308-BEL049.mp3

From: 10:33 to 11:12

Bob: When you're in these chat rooms with liberals, atheists, and so on...evolutionists...

Doug (co-host): Heathens, unwashed...

Bob: ...they cannot talk without refering to defication

Doug: Yes

Bob: They cannot do it, they're incapable.

Doug: Cuz deep in their black little hearts they understand the exact nature of their arguments...

Bob: yeah!

Doug: and they can't help refer to it.

Bob: They're animals! Because animals are all about what? Bodily functions!

Doug: Pretty much!

Bob: That's it!

Doug: What else you doing as an animal?

Bob: Eating..eating..

Doug: That's the highlight of your day!

Bob: Eating, reproduction and releaving themselves, that's it, and that's really the context in which they communicate.

Doug: Yeah.

Bob: Outside of that they're very uncomfortable.

Doug: They run out of arguments...


Then, at 18:28 he says,

Bob: It's like the atheists and evolutionists we debate on forums: They cannot think clearly. They just can't do it.

Doug: I would agree.

Bob: I think they're living out their worldview. They probably drink, they smoke pot their whole lives, they're just, they just can't think.

 

[Anachronous Rex]

Here's some fun stuff from Bob's radio show today. Really juicy when you consider his request for an apology here and his PM bemoaning the treatment he believes he and his lap dog is getting:

If you have the stomach for it, the entire audio file can be found here: http://kgov.s3.amazonaws.com/bel/2012/20120308-BEL049.mp3

From: 10:33 to 11:12

Bob: When you're in these chat rooms with liberals, atheists, and so on...evolutionists...

Doug (co-host): Heathens, unwashed...

Bob: ...they cannot talk without refering to defication

Doug: Yes

Bob: They cannot do it, they're incapable.

Doug: Cuz deep in their black little hearts they understand the exact nature of their arguments...

Bob: yeah!

Doug: and they can't help refer to it.

Bob: They're animals! Because animals are all about what? Bodily functions!

Doug: Pretty much!

Bob: That's it!

Doug: What else you doing as an animal?

Bob: Eating..eating..

Doug: That's the highlight of your day!

Bob: Eating, reproduction and releaving themselves, that's it, and that's really the context in which they communicate.

Doug: Yeah.

Bob: Outside of that they're very uncomfortable.

Doug: They run out of arguments...


Then, at 18:28 he says,

Bob: It's like the atheists and evolutionists we debate on forums: They cannot think clearly. They just can't do it.

Doug: I would agree.

Bob: I think they're living out their worldview. They probably drink, they smoke pot their whole lives, they're just, they just can't think.

And this man has the nerve to demand we apologize.

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

Bob: It's like the atheists and evolutionists we debate on forums: They cannot think clearly. They just can't do it.

Doug: I would agree.

Bob: I think they're living out their worldview. They probably drink, they smoke pot their whole lives, they're just, they just can't think.

I may drink - but at least I don't lie, spread misinformation, and talk in general nonsense.

You know that book you read? The Bible? The one with the God and his avatar, Jesus? That one?
THOSE GUYS never had to resort to such things, and flat-out wrote that the people who did it were sinners.

I hope you enjoy our company - because if the Bible is correct as you praise it to be, you're going to be hanging out with us for quite a long time.

 

[australopithecus]

Hi Bob. Me again. Just saw the excerpt from the transcript of your show, the bit about atheists and their lifestyles. Drinking, smoking pot...you know, that bit. I'm an atheist. I'm also teetotal. Never touched tobacco and I haven't touched a drink in 10 years, and even before then I'd never really drank anyway. Never been drunk. I've also never taken drugs, except those prescribed by a doctor. Antibiotics are great, however weed is (in my opinion) an overpriced plant that makes you stupid for a few hours. I'd rather not.

Just thought it would be polite to correct your error. I'm nice like that.

 

[Inferno]

Hi Bob. Me again. Just saw the excerpt from the transcript of your show, the bit about atheists and their lifestyles. Drinking, smoking pot...you know, that bit. I'm an atheist. I'm also teetotal. Never touched tobacco and I haven't touched a drink in 10 years, and even before then I'd never really drank anyway. Never been drunk. I've also never taken drugs, except those prescribed by a doctor. Antibiotics are great, however weed is (in my opinion) an overpriced plant that makes you stupid for a few hours. I'd rather not.

Just thought it would be polite to correct your error. I'm nice like that.

Almost the same here, I never took any drugs, tried weed twice and never again, don't smoke cigarettes and while I do enjoy the odd beer when I'm out, I hardly ever have more than three.

 

[rareblackatheist]

Bob and Doug just can't understand that we just don't believe their nonsense. So our disbelief has to be for some other reason. That we like to drink, smoke or whatever. I don't drink or smoke. My day usually consists of going to work for 8.5 hours, picking up my kids, going to the YMCA ( a few nights a week) then going home. How is that any different from a typical believer? I guess i must be lying because i don't believe in God so i'm incapable of doing what i just described? I think they honestly just don't understand how someone cannot believe in a God. Then they pretend that only atheists drink or smoke, which they know isn't the case.

Christians like Bob and his gang on here disgust me to no end.

 

[Prolescum]

Dooooooods...... Allll this smack in my veins is making me hate God. I don't know about you lot, but I need me some crack to wash the taste of LDS LSD from my mouth.

Do you guys ever wake up in the morning, spark up the first joint of the day and think, "God, I'm soo atheist right now"? I know I do!

Edit: Bob, feel free to take any or all of this out of context. You may also use my username to suggest I am a major contributor to the left-wing conspiracy of your choosing.

 

[brettpalmer]

I don't drink or smoke. My day usually consists of going to work for 8.5 hours, picking up my kids, going to the YMCA ( a few nights a week) then going home. How is that any different from a typical believer?

John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil. The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners! But wisdom is justified of all her children. (Luke 7:33-35)

 

[Frenger]

I'm surprised by Doug's assertion that atheist's "run out of arguments".

Saaaayyyy WHAAAAAT?

 

[GeologyJack]

I'm surprised by Doug's assertion that atheist's "run out of arguments".

Saaaayyyy WHAAAAAT?

As long as the world keeps turning, and we keep exploring the universe we will always have new arguements!

 

[DutchLiam84]

Here's some fun stuff from Bob's radio show today. Really juicy when you consider his request for an apology here and his PM bemoaning the treatment he believes he and his lap dog is getting:

If you have the stomach for it, the entire audio file can be found here: http://kgov.s3.amazonaws.com/bel/2012/20120308-BEL049.mp3

From: 10:33 to 11:12

Bob: When you're in these chat rooms with liberals, atheists, and so on...evolutionists...

Doug (co-host): Heathens, unwashed...

Bob: ...they cannot talk without refering to defication

.......................PART CUT FOR LAY-OUT

Doug: They run out of arguments...


Then, at 18:28 he says,

Bob: It's like the atheists and evolutionists we debate on forums: They cannot think clearly. They just can't do it.

Doug: I would agree.

Bob: I think they're living out their worldview. They probably drink, they smoke pot their whole lives, they're just, they just can't think.

Nice circle jerk....oh noes..did I just say jerk? Damn, as an atheist I can't think of anything else besides sinning...man I love me some sin!

BTW: Another atheists here that doesn't drink or smoke! I'm wondering who Bob and his yes-man are talking about?

You see Bob, we know we only get one life...that means a lot of us try to make the best of it. Living healthy usually gets you a few extra years.

p.s. It sickens me, Bob, that you dare to speak ill of us when you yourself are AS A MATTER OF FACT a convicted child abuser! Really, where did you get the fuckin' balls????

 

[Isotelus]

Bob may have to watch out the next time he comes around here, because we might climb trees and start flinging our poop at him. We are just animals, after all! Now excuse me while I go scratch my armpits. Ahh, feels good

 

[tuxbox]

Who in the frack is Bob??

 

[australopithecus]

Who in the frack is Bob??

Bob Enyart. Pastor, scientific illiterate and convicted child beater.

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-67481687.html

 

[brettpalmer]

Bob Enyart. Pastor, scientific illiterate and convicted child beater.

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-67481687.html

Oh, you'll love this, then...

On that same program I linked to above, Bob and Doug are discussing a news story about a 17 year old kid who got his license suspended for life for careless driving. The details can be found at this link: http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2012/03/02/judge-imposes-lifetime-driving-ban-on-17-year-old-boy/

In their discussion Bob says the boy should have been flogged for his first offense because maybe that would have taught him to behave and he wouldn't have been in trouble the second time. But, as the conversation continues, Bob and Doug say at the 20:13 mark:

Doug: And you know you said he should have been flogged in his very first...?

Bob: Yeah...

Doug: Ya know, if his mom and dad would have flicked his fingers when he was 9 months old...

Bob: YES!

Doug: ...and taught him some discipline...

Bob: Train him!

Doug: ...that could have changed...

Bob: Train up a child [Proverbs 22:6, ed]. If they would have trained him, right. But, there's a jihad against spanking in America and kids are in melt down; the nation is in a moral meltdown.

(Guess 60 days in the clink wasn't effective, either. Maybe if Bob had been flogged...?)

 

[Prolescum]

Bob's right, it is a jihad. That is, a struggle against the barbarians who think a fist is an appropriate teaching tool.

 

[DepricatedZero]

wow...

flick the fingers of a 9 year old? really?

just...wow...how fucking disgusting

 

[DutchLiam84]

While you're at it....torment their fragile little minds with the threat of eternal hellfire....if that doesn't fuck them up I don't know what will!

Ohh I forgot, there is always Jesus Camp!

Anyway, can someone put some order in the debate? Personally I feel it's been a spectacular failure thusfar. How YYNJ claims Bob is winning is beyond me....it's a shitty debate. Usually there is some sort of debate question that both sides try to answer.........