PCS Limmerick (Pwnericks)

[Rhysz]

Please post your Pwnericks for PCS here:

TerraRising:

DanThaMan:
He used to preach all 'bout creation
And beg us to make a donation
Althoug taken down
Venom won't frown
He now works in public relation

Rhysz:
PCS was the posterboy for Creation
He didn't really believe in speciation
He was wearing very thin
So his parents stepped in
All around the tubes there was much celebration!

MikeFoz:
That poor little creationist Mack,
He posted an Ad-hominem attack.
In response to this scum
I fucked his mum
and helped myself to a snack.

Th1sWasATriumph:
He said that we came from no ape
But the truth, it is hard to escape
So he lies for his kicks
His friends are all pricks
And he'll end up in jail, being raped

Danthaman:
He used to be God's biggest friend
but his parents said "this is the end!
you lie and you steal,
and we kind of feel
that you'll one day end up like Kent..."

Rhysz:
There once was PCS, human kind
Who had a face shaped like behind
One of those faces you'd love to hit
Becuase all that came out was shit
He's gone now and noone will mind

MikeFoz:
Beware of the Creationist: Shawn,
He's street preaching from the break of dawn.
He claims he was fired
For the films he admired
But you know he was caught watching porn.

stefzula:
PCS - the scum of mankind
who gradually lost his mind
he made youtube vids
exploiting Sickkids
'til dpr kicked his sorry behind

Th1sWasATriumph:
Kent Hovind knows much about science
Primarily in its defiance
How sadly ironic
That our Kent, so iconic
Has become a prison appliance


Please enter more people...

Regards,
Rhysz

 

[Rhysz]

Rhysz:
Like his hero, Shawn couldn't hold money
Something we found very funny
Now he has to share a cell
With the gangbanger from hell
His new nickname is honeybunny

 

[Danthaman]

Do they have to deal with PCS?

Hmm, i guess so, according to the title of this topic...

 

[Josan]

Have you heard of this fella' called Venom?
A small piece of shit wearing denim,
he tries to commit,
at science he spits.
But he forgets the whole logical plenum

 

[GoodKat]

Is he really that important to you all?

 

[Th1sWasATriumph]

Is he really that important to you all?

It was just fun. Personally I've not been keeping up with his recent escapes, but a douche deserves a slanderous limerick.

 

[MikeFoz]

I'm sure you know VenomFangX,
He dislikes pre-marital sex.
It stems up from before,
When he met up with a whore,
And she refused to take vouchers or cheques.

I'm starting to miss PCS,
I wonder what caused his distress.
Was it dprjones?
Or transitional bones?
Or 'cause I found his f**kin' address?

Kent Hovind teaches his theory
and his audience becomes rather teary.
It's not from his words,
or his ownage of nerds,
but his junk is swinging out clearly

Do you remember the faith healing Peter?
His income had broken the meter.
Thank goodness for Randi,
I owe him a shandy
for proving the twit is a cheater.

If you ever witness the TRUTH group,
they hope & pray you're a dupe.
They insult & lie
for their man in the sky.
Oh, what sad depths they do stoop.

 

[Fartoholic]

I'm sure you know VenomFangX,
He dislikes pre-marital sex.
It stems up from before,
When he met up with a whore,
And she refused to take vouchers or cheques.

how about for the last line-
'But she refused to go anywhere near YECs.'

 

[MikeFoz]

how about for the last line-
'But she refused to go anywhere near YECs.'

I was hoping to keep the theme of him being a greedy little...so & so.

 

[WhiteDragon103]

A lad named VenomFangX
Whose thinking was flawed and perplexed
Robbed sick, dying kids
Then his life hit the skids
Hence he and Kent Hovind have sex

Originally started by Doc_Holidae, modified by WhiteDragon103

 

[Doc Holidae]

The Original

There once was a kid named Venom
Whose skull was thicker than denim
He stole money from kids
Then his life hit the skids
Soon Kent Hovind will be in him.


teehee, prison rape