OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! YES!

[Sick Of Sickness]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210519/Never-mind-pillow-talk-couples-told-Roman-Catholic-church-PRAY-sex.html

and this was in the Fark thread where I found the article:

 

[MillionSword]

Praying before sex? So you're starting to get frisky, and things are heating up real fast and then, "let's pray before we do anything". I can imagine no method more effective at killing the mood than this. Even for christians this would be a turn off.

 

[Squawk]

HA!

That made me lol properly.

 

[borrofburi]

'I suppose it is a bit idealistic but it is recognising that God is at the heart of the marriage relationship between husband and wife,' he said.

Yep, can't have those masses forgetting that the pope is more important than your spouse.

 

[Giliell]

What always makes me wonder is that Roman catholic marriage to me always looks like a threesome: Hubby, wife and god.
I once attended a catholic wedding and I really had a hard time not laughing out loud:
An unmarried priest giving a couple who'd been together for almost 10 years permission to have sex now but only in order to have children :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Zylstra]

What always makes me wonder is that Roman catholic marriage to me always looks like a threesome: Hubby, wife and god.
I once attended a catholic wedding and I really had a hard time not laughing out loud:
An unmarried priest giving a couple who'd been together for almost 10 years permission to have sex now but only in order to have children :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sons. Girls are property to be sold and sons can aid in the ...service of the church

 

[Giliell]

Nooo, he said children.
You need some girls to sell in order to have money enough to buy wives for the sons

 

[xchillx42]

I imagine nothing gets you in the mood like some good praying...

*shudders*

 

[bipolarGod]

HAHA.....A sex prayer....I gotta get me one of those!

 

[Ciraric]

Well, I have the prayer, now all I need is the woman!

 

[bipolarGod]

Haha.....Indeed. I guess that would be the part that makes the prayer so imperative!

 

[Sick Of Sickness]

God give me the serenity to accept the pussy I cannot get
Courage to fuck the pussy I can
And wisdom to know which ones are hoes

 

[TonyBtheEG]

Fantastic picture. :lol: :lol:

 

[Raistlin Majere]

God give me the serenity to accept the pussy I cannot get
Courage to fuck the pussy I can
And wisdom to know which ones are hoes

<3

 

[Jotto999]

Oooh, this is getting hot...just, before we go all the way, let's talk to our imaginary friend for a minute.

Yeah I know it's not going to be worded like that, but in the big picture, it's synonymous. Nothing would kill the moment worse than that.

 

[Heathen57]

I clearly remember all the guys in High School praying that they would GET laid on Friday night, but most of us were way too busy begging to worry about praying.

The only other prayer I remember was for your arm to hold out if the praying didn't work.

 

[AndroidAR]

Maybe if I "prayed to God" before sex, that would put me in the mood.

(In this case, "prayed to God" meaning "look at some porn")

 

[SYLver]

Hahaha, :lol:

is the universe kinky enough for creationists or is the kinky not enough for creationists