New level of crazy..

[Dusty341]

Not surprisingly...this theory comes to us from TX.

 

[Laurens]

Makes absolutely perfect reasonable sense. I mean I can hardly believe I didn't think of it before. Gays causing those unexplained bird deaths, I mean you can hardly get more logical than that, really! There I was sitting around wondering what caused it and all this time the answer was starring me right in the face; it was them raging homosexuals that done it.

 

[televator]

Wouldn't life be so much easier if I could just blame all my problems on the gays? Maybe just attribute everything to gays while I'm at it.... Gravity doesn't hold us down to earth... that's god's hand pushing us down because of the gays. The tide goes in and out because god hates gays.

 

[quantumfireball2099]

You know, I think I finally realized what is happeneing... Since people cannot truly be this stupid, I think there is a conspiracy among creatards to get all rational thinkers to commit suicide by /facepalm 'ing themselves to death.

Actually, I moved up lately and have been /facedesk' 'ing. It's much more effective.

 

[Noth]

Makes absolutely perfect reasonable sense. I mean I can hardly believe I didn't think of it before. Gays causing those unexplained bird deaths, I mean you can hardly get more logical than that, really! There I was sitting around wondering what caused it and all this time the answer was starring me right in the face; it was them raging homosexuals that done it.

Yes! Haha! And we would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky crazy ladies!

I told them "us gays killing off birds" will be too obvious a metaphor for our dis-attraction to the female species. But "oh no!" they said, "no one will suspect!"

 

[lrkun]

Not surprisingly...this theory comes to us from TX.

According to her, the recent events, as when calamities happen is because of man's actions against the written word of the alleged god?

o.o

:cry:

This is too sad to be funny.

 

[)O( Hytegia )O(]

CRITICAL HIT!
Comedy: -3
Faith in Humanity: -20


:/

Yes. It had nothing to do with the fact that millions of gallons of Oil sputtered out into the Gulf of Mexico.
It's just the Gulf of Mexico, right? It's not THAT important to life on Earth.

 

[barboft]

New levels of crazy. Apples and pears. Tijuana for the microphone in mountains.