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Most devasting single argument against Theism?

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masterjedijared said:
Astro Glide! Now everyone can enjoy the cumming of the Lord!

Wow i don't believe in God and even I think that's in bad taste.
 
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......... is theism itself.

The idea that every person on the planet should worship something that can not, by definition be proven to exist.

And consider the following sign outside a church (it goes something like):

People say, 'show me evidence and I will believe.' God says, 'believe and I will show you evidence.'
 
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Well, speaking as a person, the whole arse holiness erlection started funny until I started to get the urge to run and hide in the corner to preserve my innocence. Don't get me wrong, watching Hack and Joe compete was hilarious with their vague innuendos and providing much fodder for punnage.

Yeah Scalyblue, of course. But bad taste isn't measured metrically and balanced relative to the worst. If you question this, I challenge you to make your significant other or mothers read this thread, and observe their reactions. ;) We can take a poll!

Speaking as a person of course. And empathising with your mother's reaction.
 
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RedYellow said:
For me it's the improbability that a world where God exists and has all the attributes they say he does, would resemble this world, where arguments for God must be made when belief is not already in place. It's not our responsibility to seek a God who wishes to remain hidden, nor is it our responsibility to disprove it. As the world has grown in complexity, accounts of the supernatural have withered away to bad 'ghost hunting' tv shows, and a God that seemed so active in ancient times has fallen quite silent, and has become un-necessary as an explaination for observed natural phenomenon.

What best explains this? That a God really exists, and is playing a hide-and-seek game for our souls, and requires praise just for being God? Or, that a concept of a deity was born from primitive cultures who had no better explanation or escape from a difficult existence?

This is to me also one of the more compelling ones. Kind of combines burden of proof AND Occam's razor into one argument.
Pulsar said:
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen Roberts

And as far as simple to grasp oneliners go, this is hard to beat.
 
arg-fallbackName="ShootMyMonkey"/>
I find that it is sometimes hard to make one single argument against all of theism. While it might be easy for someone who already doesn't believe to distill their thoughts, what forms tends to be an argument that doesn't address an actual principle of theism/atheism per se. Even the one-liner about "one more god", while succinct, may not necessarily mean much to some die-hard fundy who would say something like "I know my god is real because I know it because I know it," which is probably quite far from the reason why atheists disbelieve.

My most simple argument is that belief can only be validated by demonstrable evidence, and an existence claim means that the only valid evidence is to have a god physically appear and show conclusively that it is a god. Until then, it is irrefutably illogical to believe it does exist. Moreover, if such a thing occurs, god's existence would not be a matter of faith, but a matter of fact. But people disbelieve for different reasons just as people believe for different reasons, and because of that you end up having to attack the foundations of people's individual belief formations.

For instance, I've run across the argument from ignorance countless times, and I've used something like the following --
Fair enough; there are a great many mysteries and unknowns. What I'd like to ask, though, is that if you're going to take the position that there is a supernatural deity out there, why would you rely on what you don't know in order to arrive at that conclusion? Shouldn't one arrive at conclusions based on what is known?

People who use the argument of faith in science vs. faith in religion, I tend to say something like --
Faith? In a system of rigorous testing and evaluation and repetition? Faith in a system that practices a zero-tolerance policy for academic integrity? Faith in a system that does not allow any conclusion to even be entertained without explicitly supporting data that matches the predictions of a model? Faith in a system that tests so often that it ultimately finds mistakes in previously held notions, admits the mistake, corrects that notion, and then continues further study? Yeah, I think I'll take that sort of faith, compared to the one that says *insert appropriate belief depending on the person's religion*

People who talk about people finding comfort and happiness in religion, I often paraphrase Penn Jillette --
I don't think anyone doubts the sincerity of believers, but sincerity without even bothering to see if their beliefs are true is kind of worse than lying. Liars at least know what is true. Sincerity in your faith means you don't have to know anything, and you just perform all sorts of mental gymnastics in your head just so you can find phony happiness being true to yourself rather than true to reality.
 
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I generally go with the following:

"So do you believe in God?"
"Nope, can't."
"Can't?"
"Can you believe in manticores?"
"No, they're fictional."
"Exactly."

End of discussion.

Sometimes I'll just go

"Nope, can't."
"Can't?"
"IQ of 135"
"And?"
"Too smart to believe in God."
"How so?"
"There's a negative correlation between IQ and belief in God, so if he's real, he made me too smart to believe in him."

Though, to be honest, I aim to piss them off more than refute them.

Can't fix stupid.
 
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The one arguement that did it for me is the Problem of Evil:

1.God exists.
2.God is omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good.
3.A perfectly good being would want to prevent all evils.
4.An omniscient being knows every way in which evils can come into existence.
5.An omnipotent being, who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, has the power to prevent that evil from coming into existence.
6.A being who knows every way in which an evil can come into existence, who is able to prevent that evil from coming into existence, and who wants to do so, would prevent the existence of that evil.
7.If there exists an omnipotent, omniscient, and perfectly good being, then no evil exists.
8.Evil exists (logical contradiction).
 
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I don't get into many discussions/arguments with theists, mostly because I don't know many, but have done so recently at the beginning of the year when we have JW's banging on the door (again) - I found by giving them a small snippet of scientific facts with a hint of Philosophy in there seems to have the desired effect, well they soon left )but not without leaving me a copy of the Watchtower of course).

PhilHellenes's latest YT video "Science Saved My Soul" gives a nice short'ish phrase toward the end similar to the sort of stuff I threw at them which also could be used as an argument stopper:

"Religion has become the reality we cannot face, look at what religion has made us do to ourselves & each other, Religion stole our love & loyelty & gave it to a book about a telepathic father that tells his Children that Love means kneeling before him...it cannot be healthy for a child or a species......We were told long ago & for a long time that there was only the Earth, that we were the centre of everything. That turned out to be wrong & we still haven't fully adjusted & we're still in shock - The Universe is not what we expected it to be & it's not what they told us it would be - this cosmic understanding is all new to us but there's nothing to fear - we're still special, we're still blessed & there might yet be a heaven but it isn't going to be perfect & we're going to have to build it ourselves....." [....add additional comments here]
 
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ImprobableJoe said:
If you're just looking for a line to make people STFU, here's one I've come up with:

"There are thousands of different churches out there. Even within each church, there are many people with slightly different interpretations of each denomination's views. None of you theists can settle on a single consistent definition of "God"... and until you believers can convince each other to agree on a single definition of God, how the hell do you think you're going to convince me?"

Yep; a line to make people STFU might have been a good way to have posed the question! It was rather late when I posted it so wasn't the sharpest; I was also thinking of maybe being at some sort of social gathering where some theist had already broken the old rule of never talk about religion or politics, and you couldn't resist slapping them down.

Cheers for all the responses; some good suggestions, other good arguments which are way too long though.

I quite like the Roberts quote, and of course the Epicurus one about omnipotence and the existence of evil.

Still think my initial argument is pretty powerful though. :)
 
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Sigrhofundr said:
ImprobableJoe said:
If you're just looking for a line to make people STFU, here's one I've come up with:

"There are thousands of different churches out there. Even within each church, there are many people with slightly different interpretations of each denomination's views. None of you theists can settle on a single consistent definition of "God"... and until you believers can convince each other to agree on a single definition of God, how the hell do you think you're going to convince me?"

Yep; a line to make people STFU might have been a good way to have posed the question! It was rather late when I posted it so wasn't the sharpest; I was also thinking of maybe being at some sort of social gathering where some theist had already broken the old rule of never talk about religion or politics, and you couldn't resist slapping them down.

Cheers for all the responses; some good suggestions, other good arguments which are way too long though.

I quite like the Roberts quote, and of course the Epicurus one about omnipotence and the existence of evil.

Still think my initial argument is pretty powerful though. :)

Well I can see one issue with your initial argument. Many Christians I know will tell you that God still communicates to his people. They hear him and 'talk' to him on a daily basis. I shit you not. These people are schizophrenics, and my whole family is this way. I love them, but am saddened when I hear them talk this way. Though it makes their lives more meaningful so I digress.

My point being, they still "talk" to him, so he will "prove" himself to anyone who will honestly "listen" for him. Yeah... I grew up with this stuff, he had plenty of times to prove himself to me.

The Epicuris quote hits hard if you can get the Theist to actually think about it.
 
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To be honest, most arguments that I have heard against theism are pretty devastating. The problem is, a theist is incapable of accepting them, or admitting defeat.
 
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I pray for 1 billion dollars to be delivered after a minute. A minute passes. @.@ God didn't answer my prayers. Huhu.
 
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lrkun said:
I pray for 1 billion dollars to be delivered after a minute. A minute passes. @.@ God didn't answer my prayers. Huhu.
They will tell you that God only answers prayers in his own time and way and even then you may not get what you asked for if its not in your best interest according to God :)
 
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All theistic religions claim that the other religions are wrong, that's the one thing they all have right.
 
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quantumfireball2099 said:
lrkun said:
I pray for 1 billion dollars to be delivered after a minute. A minute passes. @.@ God didn't answer my prayers. Huhu.
They will tell you that God only answers prayers in his own time and way and even then you may not get what you asked for if its not in your best interest according to God :)

What do they know. They're not god. Why doe god need to speak through them, when he/it/she/they/nothing can speak directly to me. :D hehe.

(You're reply is the common counter-argument given by theists, it's very intuitive hehe.)
 
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lrkun said:
I pray for 1 billion dollars to be delivered after a minute. A minute passes. @.@ God didn't answer my prayers. Huhu.
You're doing it wrong. You should first steal the money, then pray for forgiveness.
 
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OmegaMale said:
lrkun said:
I pray for 1 billion dollars to be delivered after a minute. A minute passes. @.@ God didn't answer my prayers. Huhu.
You're doing it wrong. You should first steal the money, then pray for forgiveness.

Are you claiming that you know god and he/she/it/they/nothing told you to steal money and ask for forgiveness? Do you mean to say I have to do all of the work? What's your basis? :p

(This reply doesn't work, because it's a sin to steal, so no theist will argue it this way)
 
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