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Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O.K.!

quantumfireball2099

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http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/09/my-take-the-bible%E2%80%99s-surprisingly-mixed-messages-on-sexuality/?hpt=C2
Jennifer Wright Knust ---- Truth is, Scripture can be interpreted in any number of ways. And biblical writers held a much more complicated view of human sexuality than contemporary debates have acknowledged.

In Genesis, for example, it would seem that God's original intention for humanity was androgyny, not sexual differentiation and heterosexuality.Genesis includes two versions of the story of God's creation of the human person. First, God creates humanity male and female and then God forms the human person again, this time in the Garden of Eden. The second human person is given the name Adam and the female is formed from his rib.

Ancient Christians and Jews explained this two-step creation by imagining that the first human person possessed the genitalia of both sexes. Then, when the androgynous, dually-sexed person was placed in the garden, s/he was divided in two.

According to this account, the man "clings to the woman" in an attempt to regain half his flesh, which God took from him once he was placed in Eden. As third century Rabbi Samuel bar Nahman explained, when God created the first man, God created him with two faces. "Then he split the androgyne and made two bodies, one on each side, and turned them about."

From these perspectives, God's original plan was sexual unity in one body, not two. The Genesis creation stories can support the notion that sexual intercourse is designed to reunite male and female into one body, but they can also suggest that God's blessing was first placed on an undifferentiated body that didn't have sex at all.

Heterosexual sex was therefore an afterthought designed to give back the man what he had lost.

Wow, God is one confused mother fucker...

The whole article is a laugh and the comments are pretty awesome too.
This has got to be the weirdest, most twisted interpretation of Scripture I have ever seen. Once again, someone is taking texts out of context and then interprets the out of context snippets to fit their preconceived notion. Sad.
I love the irony.
 
arg-fallbackName="lrkun"/>
Re: Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O

I like how she wrote it. It is a nice interpretation, very imaginative, and worth reading. ^-^
 
arg-fallbackName="quantumfireball2099"/>
Re: Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O

lrkun said:
I like how she wrote it. It is a nice interpretation, very imaginative, and worth reading. ^-^

It's funny because when reading this article, it seems to me even more fairytailish then normal.
 
arg-fallbackName="lrkun"/>
Re: Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O

quantumfireball2099 said:
lrkun said:
I like how she wrote it. It is a nice interpretation, very imaginative, and worth reading. ^-^

It's funny because when reading this article, it seems to me even more fairytailish then normal.

True. Notwithstanding that it has no factual basis, the writer took note of the inconsistencies found on Genesis, and therefore made use of it in order to justify her point of view. Even though I reject such, I was surprised of how creative this girl was, and I trully enjoyed her argument.

Genesis includes two versions of the story of God's creation of the human person. First, God creates humanity male and female and then God forms the human person again, this time in the Garden of Eden. The second human person is given the name Adam and the female is formed from his rib.

Ancient Christians and Jews explained this two-step creation by imagining that the first human person possessed the genitalia of both sexes. Then, when the androgynous, dually-sexed person was placed in the garden, s/he was divided in two.

According to this account, the man "clings to the woman" in an attempt to regain half his flesh, which God took from him once he was placed in Eden. As third century Rabbi Samuel bar Nahman explained, when God created the first man, God created him with two faces. "Then he split the androgyne and made two bodies, one on each side, and turned them about.

Despite common misperceptions, biblical writers could also imagine same-sex intimacy as a source of blessing. For example, the seemingly intimate relationship between the Old Testament's David and Jonathan, in which Jonathan loved David more than he loved women, may have been intended to justify David's rise as king.
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(1) http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/09/my-take-the-bible%E2%80%99s-surprisingly-mixed-messages-on-sexuality/?hpt=C2
 
arg-fallbackName="Hedley"/>
Re: Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O

I smell the stink of bullshit here!
1-Genesis literal interpretation does not support her views. Indeed, Tymothy I clearly states and paraphrasing him: women are shit!, because god made us first (Fuck yeah! yes I am a man) and Eve condemned humanity due the original sin!
2-Well, as you know, the bible is as true as Santa Claus: I am still waiting for coal in my socks, I am wondering how long should I wait for my gifts!
 
arg-fallbackName="kittehprimo"/>
Re: Mental Gymnastic Gold Medal Winner! - Homosexuality is O

a lovely example of creative fiction. i suggest the author submit it to a contest, no way it can lose.
 
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